Sexiest Prisoner Ever.
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Huckleman2000
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Stella_Omega said:
And judging from photos you've posted from your career, I think that would make you...
HAWWT!
slyc_willie
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Dar~ said:
How 'bout moles? I got a little one on the left side of my lower abdomen . . .
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I am moley...most are freckles, but a couple aren't...I got no beef with moles. But then I don't eat moles with beef either..Hmmm. Mole, its whats for dinner.slyc_willie said:How 'bout moles? I got a little one on the left side of my lower abdomen . . .
http://www.naturephoto-cz.com/photos/others/european-mole-22725.jpg
though having one on your abdomen might be weird, I imagine I could get past that. *shrugs*
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Dar~ said:
Ah, he's really harmless. Just watch out for the little claws
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well a little nail action isn't so bad...I've heard you rather like it.slyc_willie said:Ah, he's really harmless. Just watch out for the little claws
Back to Paris, she is just so vapid. Her body seems beyond waif-ish. She is emaciated and gaunt. I can't imagine screwing something that juts out all over the place. Certain things should jut, collar bones and tail bones are not those things.
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Liar said:
ROFL
Joe Wordsworth
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I have women in my AV still? Well... fuckin' A. I should change that--that was one of my "Flannel out being drunk and hitting on women" nights. I did /not/, in fact, sleep with both of them. I think I was trying to, though... hard to remember.
See, when I think of Paris, I think of that car-washing/burger-eating commercial and stuff like this . She sure ain't as skinny as Audrey Hepburn, who I would bang in a /heartbeat/. I could care what her personality or intelligence is like--I'm not ogling her as a function of wistful "could I spend forever with her" kind of fru-fru stuff.
'Course, I don't think she's the most beautiful woman in the world or anything... but if she were walking down the street, and I was walking down the street? I'd double-take and try and get a second look. Pretty lady.
See, when I think of Paris, I think of that car-washing/burger-eating commercial and stuff like this . She sure ain't as skinny as Audrey Hepburn, who I would bang in a /heartbeat/. I could care what her personality or intelligence is like--I'm not ogling her as a function of wistful "could I spend forever with her" kind of fru-fru stuff.
'Course, I don't think she's the most beautiful woman in the world or anything... but if she were walking down the street, and I was walking down the street? I'd double-take and try and get a second look. Pretty lady.
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Nice butt, Selena - that's sexy.SelenaKittyn said:
Ditto to what others have said, plus I don't even think she's very pretty. Mostly I feel sorry for her - I don't see a happy end to her story.
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Not a Paris fan at all... but to each their own. And I freely admit that Paris' public image has something to do with why I'm not attracted. HATE the spoiled little rich girl shit. I'd rather spank her than fuck her.
I don't like her that much physically, but am willing to admit that I could be attracted if her personality won me over. Like Stella said, who they are in person is often more attractive. (But sometimes it can be less attractive, too...)
Yeah, she's skinnier than I prefer. But I've been VERY attracted to different skinny women in the past (ETA: in person, I mean. It really is about who you are, not what you look like. I am affected by looks, not saying I'm not. But that is only a piece of the pie.) Still, based on my current knowledge and that single pouty look she seems to have on her face in almost every picture, I'll pass.
Ummm, unless she wants to pay me. She does have major cash, and I got bills to pay and a truck in the shop.
I don't like her that much physically, but am willing to admit that I could be attracted if her personality won me over. Like Stella said, who they are in person is often more attractive. (But sometimes it can be less attractive, too...)
Yeah, she's skinnier than I prefer. But I've been VERY attracted to different skinny women in the past (ETA: in person, I mean. It really is about who you are, not what you look like. I am affected by looks, not saying I'm not. But that is only a piece of the pie.) Still, based on my current knowledge and that single pouty look she seems to have on her face in almost every picture, I'll pass.
Ummm, unless she wants to pay me. She does have major cash, and I got bills to pay and a truck in the shop.
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CeriseNoire
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Belegon said:
Whore! (j/k)I don't mind skinny women either, but she looks sickly to me. Some women are skinny, but yet they look healthy and lively.
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So... (because I apparently lack all frames of reference)
What's a "healthy" skinny and a "not healthy" skinny--if Paris Hilton qualifies as "not healthy" skinny?
Like, if we were going to say "Kate Moss in the nineties skinny" or "DJ Qualls" is the "unhealthy" skinny... I can grasp that one pretty intuitively. But if Paris Hilton is an "unhealthy" skinny, I have no idea what a healthier skinny would be without going to "average".
Me thinks this is more "don't like her"-ness than anything quite so objective. Maybe a little strata against the pretty/skinny/blonde/socialite type moreso than a clear judge of simple attractiveness. May not be, sure... but it seems that way to me. I'm not much of an apologist for attraction, either--so, I'm unlikely to play "yes-man" to local fancy for any reason.
Not trying to be argumentative, but I'm just callin' 'em like I'm seein' 'em and I'm surely not the only one whose getting /that/ vibe (again, even if its not accurate we can at least see how one would get that feeling from the room).
What's a "healthy" skinny and a "not healthy" skinny--if Paris Hilton qualifies as "not healthy" skinny?
Like, if we were going to say "Kate Moss in the nineties skinny" or "DJ Qualls" is the "unhealthy" skinny... I can grasp that one pretty intuitively. But if Paris Hilton is an "unhealthy" skinny, I have no idea what a healthier skinny would be without going to "average".
Me thinks this is more "don't like her"-ness than anything quite so objective. Maybe a little strata against the pretty/skinny/blonde/socialite type moreso than a clear judge of simple attractiveness. May not be, sure... but it seems that way to me. I'm not much of an apologist for attraction, either--so, I'm unlikely to play "yes-man" to local fancy for any reason.
Not trying to be argumentative, but I'm just callin' 'em like I'm seein' 'em and I'm surely not the only one whose getting /that/ vibe (again, even if its not accurate we can at least see how one would get that feeling from the room).
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She's entirely too air headed for me to ever consider her to be attractive.
Stupid women repulse me regardless of what they look like or how they're built.
Stupid women repulse me regardless of what they look like or how they're built.
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See... for me, I've never really attributed "personality" to "hotness". I can think of a bunch of people (famous, not famous) I can't stand, but would still get down with. I mean, whew, I can certainly think of a few ex girlfriends who should be shot, but I gotta admit they've taken care of themselves over the years.Belegon said:
And I'm not about to demand IQ tests out of every girl I wanted to bump and grind on a dancefloor.
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I just plain don't think sh eis attractive. I didn't even know who she was ( to identify her on the cover of a magazine, I had heard of her) until abotu a year ago and whe I found out who she was all I could think was "thats what the fuss is all about?" I just don't get it. I like my women to look like women.
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I guess we just have different ideas of who is allowed to be called womanly.Dar~ said:
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Joe Wordsworth said:
It's just that some girls are skinny, but don't look quite so dry. Maybe it's because her face is so angular. Or maybe it's the makeup-- who knows.
As for not liking her, I've been physically attracted to plenty of people that I frankly couldn't stand. Makes for some interesting sexual tension actually.
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I hope there's a shower scene.
