Sexiest Prisoner Ever.

Joe Wordsworth said:
So... (because I apparently lack all frames of reference)

What's a "healthy" skinny and a "not healthy" skinny--if Paris Hilton qualifies as "not healthy" skinny?

Like, if we were going to say "Kate Moss in the nineties skinny" or "DJ Qualls" is the "unhealthy" skinny... I can grasp that one pretty intuitively. But if Paris Hilton is an "unhealthy" skinny, I have no idea what a healthier skinny would be without going to "average".

Me thinks this is more "don't like her"-ness than anything quite so objective. Maybe a little strata against the pretty/skinny/blonde/socialite type moreso than a clear judge of simple attractiveness. May not be, sure... but it seems that way to me. I'm not much of an apologist for attraction, either--so, I'm unlikely to play "yes-man" to local fancy for any reason.

Not trying to be argumentative, but I'm just callin' 'em like I'm seein' 'em and I'm surely not the only one whose getting /that/ vibe (again, even if its not accurate we can at least see how one would get that feeling from the room).
As someone dating a very thin woman (who doesn't do anything to try to be that way) and finds her quite loverly, I think Paris is a touch too skinny, but not unattractive. I agree that if I saw her in a club or on the street, I'd look twice.

Her personality is a major turnoff. I'm with Bel...the older I get, the more important it is (even for flirting). If I'm in a bar, I'll look right past the hot girl who acts like she's the hottest thing around. I'd much rather talk to the woman who seems like she'd be fun to hang out with. Sometimes I'll just watch a couple who look like they're happy and enjoying themselves and appreciate it for looking sweet (since I'm only in the bar if I'm working anyway). The IQ thing is irrelevant because I've dated women who weren't rocket scientists, but were sweet and caring, which was more important. Unfortunately, Paris comes off unintelligent, self-indulgent and utterly clueless. It's a pretty bad combination.

BTW, Imp, you rock! :D
 
Rumple Foreskin said:
Hilton has more of a trailer park trashy sex appeal.
You've nailed it for me, RF. No matter her background or the ways and means at her disposal, Hilton always projected 'white trash' to me. Of course, for many that's a turn-on.
 
Rumple Foreskin said:
Two "slender" female celebraties. IMHO, Theron is almost classically beautiful. Hilton has more of a trailer park trashy sex appeal. Whatever turns your cranks.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
My crank isn't that picky-- but the rest of me might override it. Like my ears, that have to listen to whatever she decides to say.

Lord knows that I'm not averse to trailor trash!
 
Rumple Foreskin said:
Two "slender" female celebraties. IMHO, Theron is almost classically beautiful. Hilton has more of a trailer park trashy sex appeal. Whatever turns your cranks.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
Charlize, definitely Charlize. :devil:
 
Joe Wordsworth said:
I'm pretty diverse in my tastes, I guess. I find Audrey Hepburn hot, too--mmm.

:D Me too.

Of course, I don't think Marilyn Monroe is attractive either. :rolleyes:
 
angelicminx said:

:D Me too.

Of course, I don't think Marilyn Monroe is attractive either. :rolleyes:
Try "Some Like It Hot" when she's trying to seduce Tony Curtis aboard the yacht... take a look at those tits, and see God! :catroar:
 
Stella_Omega said:
Try "Some Like It Hot" when she's trying to seduce Tony Curtis aboard the yacht... take a look at those tits, and see God! :catroar:

Yeah, I need to rent that. My husband has introduced me to a lot of the older films, but that one has been bypassed on AMC. (I haven't even seen Casablanca yet. :eek: )

I've developed a certain fondness for Audie Murphy though. I watched him in 'To Hell and Back' and... whew!

I think Jordana Brewster's hot:


http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/5668/Events/5668/JordanaBre_Charb_12295769_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Brewster,%20Jordana
 
angelicminx said:
Yeah, I need to rent that. My husband has introduced me to a lot of the older films, but that one has been bypassed on AMC. (I haven't even seen Casablanca yet. :eek: )

I've developed a certain fondness for Audie Murphy though. I watched him in 'To Hell and Back' and... whew!

I think Jordana Brewster's hot:


http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/5668/Events/5668/JordanaBre_Charb_12295769_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Brewster,%20Jordana


she's pretty... :)

My favorite brunette celebrity at the moment is Maggie Gyllenhaal:

http://www.celebrity-bookmark.com/pictures/maggie-gyllenhaal/maggie-gyllenhaal_28018.jpg

and in the brunette guy category:

Adrian Grenier
http://images.absolutenow.com/rp/Grenier_JS7408.jpg

As for blondes... it's still Kate Hudson for me...

http://my.toast.com.au/uploaded_images/kate-hudson-729162.jpg
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
Kiera Knightly

And my family thinks they are dragging me to Pirates 3 kicking and screaming.
She looked amazing in Pirates 1. In the end of 3, there's a scene on the beach where she's getting dressed (no spoilers ;) ), and she sets down her foot on a rock. All you see is the high black boot, her leg to mid thigh, then her skirt that's pulled up. Kiten made an audible noise that was heard throughout the theater. BWAH-HA-HA-HA :D
 
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