Sexiest Prisoner Ever.

[Joe Wordsworth]

Paris goes to jail... but she's still foxy-foxy.

Mmm.

 

[impressive]

Chug!

 

[TheEarl]

Ugh. Sorry mate, but I just don't see it myself. People that skinny make me want to donate to Oxfam Famine Relief. Plus, the personality, voice, intelligence and chihuaua tend to lead me more towards homicidal urges rather than sexual ones.

Each to their own, I guess.

The Earl

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Ugh. Sorry mate, but I just don't see it myself. People that skinny make me want to donate to Oxfam Famine Relief. Plus, the personality, voice, intelligence and chihuaua tend to lead me more towards homicidal urges rather than sexual ones.

Each to their own, I guess.

The Earl

Ditto. Yuk.

 

[cloudy]

Ditto. Yuk.

That's hot.




(sorry, couldn't resist)

Paris Hilton has all the appeal of a blow-up doll.

 

[Remec]

Paris Hilton has all the appeal of a blow-up doll.

Blow-up dolls have more meat on them. So to speak. *g*

 

[Guest]

Blow-up dolls have more meat on them. So to speak. *g*

And less plastic.

 

[Guest]

Chug!

BWAH!

 

[TxRad]

Wait until she sobers up and founds out there aren't any men in the house.....

I wonder how she'll like a dyke sticking out of her ass.....

 

[slyc_willie]

Oh, I don't know. I'd do Paris.

As long as she didn't talk

 

[Trombonus]

I'm with the maqjority on this one. I'm not attracted to Paris in any way shape or form.

Her sister on the other hand...

 

[CeriseNoire]

Guess it's a matter of taste. And there are always those who prefer their food bland...

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

*shrugs*

I'm pretty diverse in my tastes, I guess. I find Audrey Hepburn hot, too--mmm.

And man, if I had to qualify what I found physically attractive with what they're like "as a person" and whatnot... geez, I'd have to what? Carry around a Big Five Personality Inventory everytime I want to ogle a woman?

Ya'll have some /high/ standards.

 

[slyc_willie]

*shrugs*

I'm pretty diverse in my tastes, I guess. I find Audrey Hepburn hot, too--mmm.

And man, if I had to qualify what I found physically attractive with what they're like "as a person" and whatnot... geez, I'd have to what? Carry around a Big Five Personality Inventory everytime I want to ogle a woman?

Ya'll have some /high/ standards.

I think it's the anti-Paris mindset

I just don't like her voice. I'd have fun with the rest

 

[jomar]

Did she get to take her dog and personal paparazzi?

 

[Huckleman2000]

Paris goes to jail... but she's still foxy-foxy.

Mmm.

I'll reserve judgement until the movie comes out.

 

[Dar~]

I think she looks horse-ish ( forgive me dear, Shanglan.) her face is long her nose is ugly ( as is the rest of her) she's like the generic woman. I think she is tasteless, unintelligent and bleckish. I'm glad the judge wouldn't let her buy her way out. stupid bitch needs to learn that daddy's money doesn't make everyone look away when the evidence is right there.
I require a minimum of six brain cells to even consider someone attractive.

 

[slyc_willie]

I think she looks horse-ish ( forgive me dear, Shanglan.) her face is long her nose is ugly ( as is the rest of her) she's like the generic woman. I think she is tasteless, unintelligent and bleckish. I'm glad the judge wouldn't let her buy her way out. stupid bitch needs to learn that daddy's money doesn't make everyone look away when the evidence is right there.
I require a minimum of six brain cells to even consider someone attractive.

Physically, I think she's very attractive. So she's being criticised for being too skinny; sometimes I like a woman who has that 'frail' look. As for her face, I see no problems there.

But then, I'm a guy For some women, we don't look past the body.

 

[Dar~]

Physically, I think she's very attractive. So she's being criticised for being too skinny; sometimes I like a woman who has that 'frail' look. As for her face, I see no problems there.

But then, I'm a guy For some women, we don't look past the body.

I think her body is disgusting. I am very mannish in my approach to sex and am often more aggressive than any man I have yet to meet in that arena; however, if I wanted to fuck a skeleton, I would dig one up rather, than risk it saying something stupid in the middle of me fucking it.

 

[Trombonus]

Well, I certainly don't think she's ugly, but I don't think she's as hot as everyone makes her out to be. I'm generally not attracted to really thin girls anyway.

 

[slyc_willie]

I think her body is disgusting. I am very mannish in my approach to sex and am often more aggressive than any man I have yet to meet in that arena; however, if I wanted to fuck a skeleton, I would dig one up rather, than risk it saying something stupid in the middle of me fucking it.

*snerk*

Hey, there's no telling what anyone finds attractive . . . I happen to adore freckles and thick pubic hair, while a lot of people I know think both are ugly.

Ah, well. C'est la vie

 

[Stella_Omega]

I'm sure I'd find her sexier in person than in photos-- almost everyone is.

 

[slyc_willie]

I'm sure I'd find her sexier in person than in photos-- almost everyone is.

Excellent point. And very true. I've met a few minor actresses after seeing them on film or in magazines, and while they were 'dressed down,' found them sexier than they had ever portrayed themselves.

Lexa Doig . . . mmmm

 

[CeriseNoire]

From a sexual attraction point of view, her saying insipid things doesn't matter to me. She'd have to be either screaming or gagged . I don't mind skinny either, but she doesn't look too healthy, and the vacant stare scares me. Ah, well. Just a matter of taste I suppose.

 

[Liar]

What Trom said. Based on only looks, I guess I'd shag her. But she doesn't hold a candle compared to a zillion other good looking women out there.

For instance: The two girls in Joe's AV are ten times as attractive. Each.