Sex with Guitars

I had sex with a guitar too. Guys, I would recommend being careful when sticking your dick between the strings. :(
 
medjay said:
I had sex with a guitar too. Guys, I would recommend being careful when sticking your dick between the strings. :(

Especially the 12 string guitars.
 
Take the keyboard away.....I am dying to start a thread titled "Sex with Lars"...I swear.
 
True

AV is quite the cut-up :D

BB took his acoustic with him this trip and I've been babysitting all his electrics. It's made me a nervous wreck. I'll be very glad when he gets back down here to take care of them.
 
I know a man, that owns a guitar, that I would like to have sex with.:D
 
I am SOOO backing out of this thread before I get myself in trouble......*muttering to myself*
 
bluemuse said:
Gretsch Sparklejet. Like candy.

Nah `58 Flametop Les Paul, there's a guitar I'd hump the finish off. Or maybe a `65 Rickenbacker 360/12:D
 
427cobra said:
Nah `58 Flametop Les Paul, there's a guitar I'd hump the finish off. Or maybe a `65 Rickenbacker 360/12:D

Oh fuck yeah!
 
I wanna run my hands all over this one...

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Rhys said:
I wanna run my hands all over this one...

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Looks like a `59 or `60 reissue.............pricey. That's one expensive misteress. A cheap date is a corcidian medicine bottle liek Duane Allman used for slide.:)
 
It is a 59...and i have expensive tastes...

one day I shall put her in my lap and let her sing to me...
 
Rhys said:
It is a 59...and i have expensive tastes...

one day I shall put her in my lap and let her sing to me...

It pays to have a goal, lol. I like the `58's better, smaller neck heel. Plus Jimmy Page's main Paul is a `58. Still..........I'd imagine she'd sing pretty sweet if the touch was just right.
 
Heres the one I want, I really really want....
please santa, I've been a good boy...(fingers crossed behind back)

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I haven't played guitar in years... don't even remember a thing about it now. :( One more thing to add to my To Do list...


And hi Cobra. ;)
 
I've had an old Epiphone SG knock-off for years, always wanted the real thing tho.

One day *sigh*
 
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