Sex Tips from the Christian Right

[JackLuis]

Yep, Sex tips Like #4

4) If you’re gay, marry someone of the opposite sex and try not to think about it too much.

While most people are familiar with the “ex-gay” movement that encourages people to try to turn straight, the new strategy is a bit more subtle: Encourage gay Christians to just live like they’re straight and ignore their real desires. Josh Weed, a gay Mormon married to a woman, is one of the most straightforward examples. He claims his marriage is better than ones where there’s sexual attraction, claiming that their sex life is “about more than just visual attraction and lust”, insinuating that a marriage without lust in it might even be better. Even the head of the infamous ex-gay organization Exodus International has embraced the “gay but not acting on it” line, having his wife write on their website that she doesn’t even want a heterosexual husband, because his lack of attraction to other women means “I am the only person he chooses to direct his attraction toward.” Marry a gay man and rest assured he won’t sleep with other women! It’s more foolproof than Pat Robertson’s advice to keep him at home with good housekeeping.

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[LadyVer]

Some people use religion as an excuse for stupidity. Kind of reminds me of a bio I read by an ex-wife of one of Osama bin Laden's brothers. She wrote about how a good Muslim is one who follows all the rules of Islam, yet some of the married men who considered themselves good Muslims, were screwing around with other males, while their wives and daughters were expected to stay at home and stay pure and undefiled.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

People embrace whatever gives them the excuse to do what they wanna do.

 

[Handley_Page]

Yep, Sex tips Like #4


Oh and do click on the links, Like the Christian Nymphos page!

I love the idea of a married sex-mad pair.
But who's going to teach them before marriage if they are virgins ?

 

[jomar]

People embrace whatever gives them the excuse to do what they wanna do.

Amen, brother James.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Amen, brother James.

THAT truly is the case for most of us; we search for the right person, place, situation, and time to show our ass.

 

[3113]

...she doesn’t even want a heterosexual husband, because his lack of attraction to other women means “I am the only person he chooses to direct his attraction toward.”

Apparently she doesn't understand that, being gay, he *doesn't* direct his attraction toward her, either...

 

[JackLuis]

Apparently she doesn't understand that, being gay, he *doesn't* direct his attraction toward her, either...

Maybe she doesn't want his attention all that badly?

 

[3113]

Maybe she doesn't want his attention all that badly?

I think she's just glad he's not looking at other women and she doesn't feel she has to compete. No matter how perky and pretty other women are, he still isn't going to pay any more attention to them than he does to her.

 

[R. Richard]

I think she's just glad he's not looking at other women and she doesn't feel she has to compete. No matter how perky and pretty other women are, he still isn't going to pay any more attention to them than he does to her.

Playing to not lose. Pathetic.

 

[lovecraft68]

Tip from the Satanic left, right, middle or where ever.

The Christians should simply STFU about everything.

really just drink a tall glass of it.

the only thing these scum know about fucking is that they have been fucking the entire world since their miserable conception.

They are allegedly against homosexuality (Priests are exempt) so why are they discussing it and coming out with this crap?

Pat Robertson can go fuck himself in the ass with the dildo he lets his under age lovers use on him.

I'll put my last dollar on a bet I know the bible better than him because I studied the real one and read it for what it was, not what I could skew it into.

Christian leader should be thrown to the lions like they used to be. Then again, I like animals and I'd feel bad if the lions became ill.

Burn them at the stake instead like they did to all the helpless old women who sold herbs for healing and were accused of witchcraft.

every time they open their mouths I recall the expression"God, please save me from your servants."

Christians, not vandals and criminals is why I own guns, because they're the ones who think they're going to take them some day.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Tip from the Satanic left, right, middle or where ever.

The Christians should simply STFU about everything.

really just drink a tall glass of it.

the only thing these scum know about fucking is that they have been fucking the entire world since their miserable conception.

They are allegedly against homosexuality (Priests are exempt) so why are they discussing it and coming out with this crap?

Pat Robertson can go fuck himself in the ass with the dildo he lets his under age lovers use on him.

I'll put my last dollar on a bet I know the bible better than him because I studied the real one and read it for what it was, not what I could skew it into.

Christian leader should be thrown to the lions like they used to be. Then again, I like animals and I'd feel bad if the lions became ill.

Burn them at the stake instead like they did to all the helpless old women who sold herbs for healing and were accused of witchcraft.

every time they open their mouths I recall the expression"God, please save me from your servants."

Christians, not vandals and criminals is why I own guns, because they're the ones who think they're going to take them some day.

I liked you a lot better before you enlisted in the PC

 

[lovecraft68]

I liked you a lot better before you enlisted in the PC

PC? If you think that's politically correct, you need to get back on your meds.

Shit, if I had a chance I'd spit in the popes face and try him as a war criminal.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

PC? If you think that's politically correct, you need to get back on your meds.

Shit, if I had a chance I'd spit in the popes face and try him as a war criminal.

Seriously, youre becoming a PC stooge.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

PC? If you think that's politically correct, you need to get back on your meds.

Shit, if I had a chance I'd spit in the popes face and try him as a war criminal.

Dude, seriously... Anger management.

I've heard it works.

Q_C

 

[Handley_Page]

Dude, seriously... Anger management.

I've heard it works.

Q_C

Sorry Lc68, I think QC is right.