Sex & Sheer Embarassment

[Andreina]

What embarassing things happend to you while with a lover?
Ripped a mighty big fart?
Called out the wrong name?


I once faked an orgasm - was really tired and stuff. He said, "Hunny, I'm not even in you yet."
Busted.

 

[Sixth]

Hey.

That was me!













Joking!

 

[riff]

She farted.

I love it when that happens.

 

[Wiggles]

One of my friends walked in on us, covered by a blanket and pretending to be a tiger.

We were not amused.

 

[RobDownSouth]

In bed, getting my world rocked...

Just about reached the point of no return,

I called out "Sue! oh, Sue!"

Big problem...

Not Sue...

All activity immediately ceases...room temperature suddenly drops 40 degrees.

"WHAT did you just call me?"

"Ummmm....Süß! Süß! (pronounced "seuss",btw) Its German for sweetie! I picked that up when I was in the Army stationed in Germany!"

"oh....okay"

A spectacular save for the boy!!!

 

[Sixth]

... I see.
It just goes to show that it pays to fuck stupid girls

 

[WickedEve]

When my hubby and I were first dating, we were in my parent's backyard one night on a blanket. We were pretty much naked, and doing what naked people do. My neighbors had company and for some reason they didn't get out of the car. They kept their lights on, which were shining directly on us. Then my neighbors turned on their porch light. My husband grabbed the blanket and cocooned himself in it, leaving me to throw myself face down in the grass, with my bare ass sticking up in the air. Those darn people sat there for about 30 minutes talking to my neighbor, and they never once turned off their lights. We had to stay on the ground until they left.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Not embarassing just very funny...

We were so excited to see one another and clothes were flying every where , he was taking off my panties and I was telling him to slow down and then we just hear a tearing sound. He torn my panties !


We just stopped and looked at one another and began to laugh. I had to go to lunch that day with no panties, he thought it was so funny and kept reminding me about it all through our meal.

 

[Tantanah]

In bed, getting my world rocked...

Just about reached the point of no return,

I called out "Sue! oh, Sue!"

Big problem...

Not Sue...

All activity immediately ceases...room temperature suddenly drops 40 degrees.

"WHAT did you just call me?"

"Ummmm....Süß! Süß! (pronounced "seuss",btw) Its German for sweetie! I picked that up when I was in the Army stationed in Germany!"

"oh....okay"

A spectacular save for the boy!!!

Nice save Throb!! Haven't seen you for a while. How have you been??

 

[Andreina]

When my hubby and I were first dating, we were in my parent's backyard one night on a blanket. We were pretty much naked, and doing what naked people do. My neighbors had company and for some reason they didn't get out of the car. They kept their lights on, which were shining directly on us. Then my neighbors turned on their porch light. My husband grabbed the blanket and cocooned himself in it, leaving me to throw myself face down in the grass, with my bare ass sticking up in the air. Those darn people sat there for about 30 minutes talking to my neighbor, and they never once turned off their lights. We had to stay on the ground until they left.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

*picturing you with the bare arse sticking up in the air*

 

[CarolineOh]

When I was MUCH younger I had sex with a boyfriend in the front passenger seat of my mother's car. The next day, she and I were driving to the store, it was rainy,and when she turned on the defrosters, the clear outline of two bare feet appeared on the windshield.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

was dating the future Mrs. Wave at the time, hormones were raging and after finding what we thought was a secluded area in a state park we proceeded to see what popped up. The car I drove at the time was a little sports one with a nice large sunroof. She really enjoyed holding herself out of the roof and lowering herself onto me as hard as she could. One small problem, on an upstroke, she came a little to far out of the roof. As her breasts went past the edge of the car, (this was a tiny auto) a police officer turned his spotlight on shining directly upon our session, and more to the point, her chest. All I hear is "OH SHIT" as she slammed back down on me, forgetting we were having sex. Well the force of her pussy sucking me back into her was all I could handle and I scream as the officer is getting out of his patrol unit "Oh Hell I am CUMMING". He starts laughing, I start yelling give us a minute, and she yells "dammit, I am leaking on your seat".

After about 2 min to allow us to clean up, he cites us both for public nudity............

oh, btw, they called the dean of our college, a very conservative church school. We damn near got expelled.

 

[desert spike]

leaving me to throw myself face down in the grass, with my bare ass sticking up in the air.

He He. this visual brought these lirics to mind "by the light of the silvery MOON"


My funny sex experience:

My future wife and I were doing the nasty dance and our yellow tabby cat jumped up on the bed and laid down on the middle of my back. AND WOULDN'T GET OFF. Needless to say neither did I.

 

[DéjàNu]

When I was MUCH younger I had sex with a boyfriend in the front passenger seat of my mother's car. The next day, she and I were driving to the store, it was rainy,and when she turned on the defrosters, the clear outline of two bare feet appeared on the windshield.

LOL I cant beleive that....LMAO.... and your mother probably didnt say anything....lol

 

[ShyGuy68]

One of the things that I recall is this.

I was laying between my lovers legs, and happily giving her oral sex. Then shortly after she started to climax, suddenly her phone rings, and since her climax have just peaked, I of course keep going for a little more until she calms down. Then afterwards I have to bury my head in a pillow so the person on the other end of the phone can't hear me laughing out loud!

I wasn't embarassed about it I'll admit that. But she was a bit though ;-)

 

[J.B.]

My ex tried very hard to be romantic & had a habit of lighting candles.
This particular evening we'd sat down on his living room couch to watch a movie. We end up naked with me on top when one of the damned wall sconce catch fire. After saying "oh my God!" I just sit there like a statue he looks over jump up, drops me on my bare butt (still frozen), & put the thing out. His broher walks in from his room & finds us naked & covered in soot.

 

[marksgirl]

It was not me who was embarassed but my son and daughter in law when after taking a phone call she was expecting from her dad I walked in while they were fucking. Opps here's the phone, it's your dad....close the door.....then LOTFLMAO! Learn to lock the door duh!

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

nothing yet

 

[Riven___Caulfield]

I won't include my age at the time, but suffice it to say my first girlfriend and I were exploring our sexuality.

Her mother worked the night shift, and she slept like the dead every day, a mere fifteen feet away from where the girlfriend and I were enjoying sin.

Now, on the morning we decided to experiment with Swedish massage, things were going quite well. She seemed to be enjoying it more than I was, and I was just about to get to that superfly place when the phone rings.

Once.

And her mother calls her name from the next room.

Like a flash, I launch myself from the bed and squeeze into the corner of the room behind the door as it swings open, banging into my still-hard dick. The girlfriend's nighgown just falls over her hips, and as her mother begins speaking very slowly, very softly, my vision goes red.

Then black.

When I woke up, her parents decided it was time to have a little chat.

We only lasted another 6 months. Man - that sucked.

 

[Guest]

i'm not posting with my name because this story is TOO embarrassing and i've never told ANYBODY. Til now.

i was having sex with my now-husband for the 2nd time ever - in the dark - we were going at for a WHILE. i finally got up to go to the bathroom - i turned on the light and looked at myself in the mirror. i was totally shocked to see myself covered with blood. I had gotten my fucking period AT SOME POINT. AGH! GROSS!

then I had to go back and tell him. there was not way of hiding it!!! or working around it! "ummmmm....I think you're going to have to take a shower now..." (don't worry, you're not dying) i was humiliated. talk about breaking the ice - but he was totally cool and we're still together, so...

now, wasn't that over the top even for here?

 

[Zamdrist]

Not embarassing just very funny...

We were so excited to see one another and clothes were flying every where , he was taking off my panties and I was telling him to slow down and then we just hear a tearing sound. He torn my panties !

Oh...and he did that by accident? I've done that a dozen times...and it was no accident

 

[YogiBare]

i'm not posting with my name because this story is TOO embarrassing and i've never told ANYBODY. Til now.
<snip>
now, wasn't that over the top even for here?

Over the top? - No, not really.

Hysterically funny and very human? - Oh yeah!