april-wine
Deviant Lesbo!
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- Apr 21, 2001
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What do I know about sex? I'm a married man." --Tom Clancy
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." --Steve Martin
"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither." --Drew Carey
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good." --Woody Allen
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." --Unknown
"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all." --Rodney Dangerfield
"My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet." --Bill Kelly
"As the French say, there are three sexes-men, women and clergymen." -- Rev. Sydney Smith
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." --Woody Allen
"Homosexuality is God's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children." --Sam Austin
"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." --George Burns
"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." --Matt Barry
"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." --Camille Paglia
"Life is a sexually transmitted disease." --Unknown
"My kid had sex with your honor student." --Bumper Sticker
"My sexual preference is not you." --Tshirt
"Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life." --Michael Sinz
"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast." --Woody Allen
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." --George Burns
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." --Henry Miller
"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision." --Lynn Lavner
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible."
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." --Steve Martin
"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither." --Drew Carey
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good." --Woody Allen
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." --Unknown
"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all." --Rodney Dangerfield
"My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet." --Bill Kelly
"As the French say, there are three sexes-men, women and clergymen." -- Rev. Sydney Smith
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." --Woody Allen
"Homosexuality is God's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children." --Sam Austin
"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." --George Burns
"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." --Matt Barry
"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." --Camille Paglia
"Life is a sexually transmitted disease." --Unknown
"My kid had sex with your honor student." --Bumper Sticker
"My sexual preference is not you." --Tshirt
"Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life." --Michael Sinz
"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast." --Woody Allen
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." --George Burns
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." --Henry Miller
"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision." --Lynn Lavner
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible."
