Sex Positions & a Sleep Number Bed

[Feelfreetotouch]

I keep seeing these commercials and I'm wondering how many of you have sleep numbers and practice your kink while in and on them. Do tell.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

What I want to know is how did Ricky and Lucy practice their freaky kink in separate twin-sized beds?

Did he go to her bed? Did she go to his?

Did they alternate M-W-F, Tu-Th-Sat, and take Sunday off for a day of rest?

Did the skip the beds altogether and do it on the kitchen table?

Somebody's got to know!

 

[MaximillianMeen]

What I want to know is how did Ricky and Lucy practice their freaky kink in separate twin-sized beds?

Did he go to her bed? Did she go to his?

Did they alternate M-W-F, Tu-Th-Sat, and take Sunday off for a day of rest?

Did the skip the beds altogether and do it on the kitchen table?

Somebody's got to know!

And what about Rob and Laura Petrie? Richie didn't come by way of a stork?

 

[Klinkster]

And what about Rob and Laura Petrie? Richie didn't come by way of a stork?

If you recall, Rob tripped over that ottoman every week day.
Every time Rob tripped over that ottoman, and no one was around, Laura would jump him and ride Rob's stork right there on the floor!

Why do you thik he tripped over it so often?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

And what about Rob and Laura Petrie? Richie didn't come by way of a stork?

I had to think for a minute before i knew which show you were referring to, that was a little before my time.

If you recall, Rob tripped over that ottoman every week day.
Every time Rob tripped over that ottoman, and no one was around, Laura would jump him and ride Rob's stork right there on the floor!

Why do you thik he tripped over it so often?

STORK!!

Sounds painful tho.

Remember The Courtship Of Eddie's Father? Ever wonder what kind of Christmas bonus he gave out?

 

[Klinkster]

STORK!!

Sounds painful tho.

having your stork rode.....cures a lot of ills!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

having your stork rode.....cures a lot of ills!

Can we call it something else?
Because the thought of hopping on someone's 'stork' makes my lady parts want to jump up and run away.

I mean seriously, how excited would you be if I snuggled up to your backside and whispered seductively into your ear,

'C'mon, baby, spread your cheeks for me. I want to slide my stork up your ass and make you feel sooo good.'

 

[Feelfreetotouch]

What I want to know is how did Ricky and Lucy practice their freaky kink in separate twin-sized beds?

Did he go to her bed? Did she go to his?

Did they alternate M-W-F, Tu-Th-Sat, and take Sunday off for a day of rest?

Did the skip the beds altogether and do it on the kitchen table?

Somebody's got to know!

They all met on Fred's side of the bed.

 

[Jada59]

I don't have one but I tried one out in the store. Started cracking up when the salesman came out in pajamas.

 

[Oblimo]

I’ll never understand the “sleep number” mattress because it’s just an inflatable mattress with a pressure gauge. That is, it’s a mattress with an air bladder in it. Whoop-dee-doo. Like sneakers with pumps.

 

[thespiceoflife]

I don't have one but I tried one out in the store. Started cracking up when the salesman came out in pajamas.

boy scout...nothing like being dressed for the job

 

[thinkingofyou3000]

Can we call it something else?
Because the thought of hopping on someone's 'stork' makes my lady parts want to jump up and run away.

I mean seriously, how excited would you be if I snuggled up to your backside and whispered seductively into your ear,

'C'mon, baby, spread your cheeks for me. I want to slide my stork up your ass and make you feel sooo good.'

Good point Honey, while anything you had in my ass might feel good...you "sliding your stork" up my ass would likely cause something other than excitement...and I prefer excitement!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

They all met on Fred's side of the bed.

I always knew he was a kinky fucker.

I don't have one but I tried one out in the store. Started cracking up when the salesman came out in pajamas.

Brilliant!

Good point Honey, while anything you had in my ass might feel good...you "sliding your stork" up my ass would likely cause something other than excitement...and I prefer excitement!

Yeah, I'm not convinced that a long, pointy beak is the best tool to use for an effective prostate massage.

 

[Carnevil9]

Can we call it something else?
Because the thought of hopping on someone's 'stork' makes my lady parts want to jump up and run away.

I mean seriously, how excited would you be if I snuggled up to your backside and whispered seductively into your ear,

'C'mon, baby, spread your cheeks for me. I want to slide my stork up your ass and make you feel sooo good.'

Stork or Cock - just two different kinds of birds.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Stork or Cock - just two different kinds of birds.

Fair point!