sex on the wedding night?

[silverwhisper]

quick poll: did you have sex the night of your wedding? obviously, this would only apply to those who are or have been married.

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[Eilan]

Marriage #1: My ex insists that we DID, but I seem to recall that after the reception we went to our new apartment, had sex, and then took a nap until we met friends for dinner that evening. Then we collapsed from exhaustion that night. We made up for it in the next couple of days, though.

Marriage #2: Hell, yeah!

 

[bisexplicit]

You should of made one of the poll answers "I've never been married, you insensitive clod!"

 

[Guest]

 

[bobsgirl]

Nope, sure didn't. I fell asleep and MrB watched a football game. Very fitting, as it set the tone for my marriage--six months out of the year, anyway.

But the next morning....TOUCHDOWN!

 

[Guest]

 

[Rocket69]

Ahhhh, of course we did, that's the only reason why I got married

 

[Guest]

 

[bobsgirl]

so, did you go for the extra point or the 2-point conversion?

Penalty on the play--illegal use of hands. I have to say though, there was plaenty of penetration in the backfield. I canNOT believe I just said that.

Edited to add, there you have the sum total of my knowledge of football.

 

[Rocket69]

LOL

I suppose posts like this are the reason your location is a secret.

How'd ya guess?

 

[Guest]

 

[silverwhisper]

just as long as it wasn't "too many men on the field"... :>

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[Guest]

 

[bisexplicit]

By the way, I know my parents didn't have sex on their wedding night.

After their wedding, they were exhausted and it was late - also, they had a 6:30am plane to catch the next morning.

Sometimes, though, I wonder why my mother tells me these things. At least it was a story about how they didn't have sex. I am not yet prepared for any stories that involve how my parents did have sex.

 

[silverwhisper]

a conversation i was having w/ a friend of mine the other day put me in mind of this one:

unsportsmanlike conduct: when the woman slides backwards too far during cowgirl.

ed

 

[Guest]

 

[silverwhisper]

dude, it's here in the HT cafe. ain't no such thing as innocent here. :>

ed

 

[Guest]

 

[silverwhisper]

heh...we didn't b/c we were fucking exhausted.

ed

 

[Guest]

 

[Eilan]

bisexplicit: you know, some of us are probably the same age as, if not older than, your parents.

And some of us just fuck people that age.

 

[bobsgirl]

And some of us just fuck people that age.

Now, Eilan, don't brag...

 

[silverwhisper]

scalywag: yes, well, the stress of a full year's work of organizing a big fucking party for 180 of your nearest & dearest plus greeting all of 'em plus doing a few shots of tequila w/ college friends plus a few other drinks, such as the champagne i brought along or the complimentary champagne & strawberries in the hotel room and you'd probably be just a bit fatigued yourself.

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[bobsgirl]

and I hope bobsgirl didn't call a time out for a measurement, either

4th down and inches to go when they called the two-minute warning.

 

[Guest]