Sex manners, tell me what you think girls ?

[mr_burns01]

You know how after sex, the guys cum leaks out the girls pussy? would you (girls) consider it polite to clean up the girl after sex, and when I say clean up I mean literally, with tissues and stuff ?

Or would you take a fence to this and take it as the guy thinking you are dirty? I read this in a sex manners book but its pretty old and so don't know if it still applies?.

At the moment I just keep a box of tissues next to the bed to clean up my gf if she wants me to cum on her breasts, but im afraid of offending her if I wipe her pussy clean ?

 

[LorriLove]

hiya

you could always lick it clean honey.

funny place for this post, still, nice to meet you.

 

[KillerMuffin]

You could try asking your g/f what she thinks. That usually yeilds the correct answer.

 

[mr_burns01]

Thanx nice to meet you to im 20 and im from south africa. Im new here so forgive me if i make any mistakes.

I have licked her clean before, but being the romantic that i am, i thought gently wiping her clean would be sweet of me

I thought of asking her too but I wanna just try it like a surprise, if i ask her if i can it wont be as sweet?

ps, how do i get my avatar to work ?

 

[MathGirl]

how do i get my avatar to work ?

You don't. Not until you have a hundred posts.

I think KM stated the obvious. Ask your girlfriend.
MG
Ps. Is it true what they say about South Africa?

 

[mr_burns01]

I think ur right, but still if ur SO wiped u clean would u think it was gentlemanly or would u be offended ?

Depends math girl? wat do they say about south africa ?

 

[KillerMuffin]

You could try making it romantic. Get a warm washcloth and gently use it to both clean and stimulate her. Tissues wouldn't work. They're too tenuous and there's usually too much.

Miss Manners never covered this.

You could try asking Aspasia & Fern. They're located near the top of the story index page, linked below. It would be interesting to see what they'd say. I think you'd stump them.

 

[Chicklet]

washcloth sounds good to me. I usually do it myself, with a towel.

Chicklet

 

[MathGirl]

Originally posted by mr_burns01 Depends math girl? wat do they say about south africa ?

Oh, you know. About the ............ <blush>
MG

 

[mr_burns01]

I understand KM, Thats the whole idea is for it to be romantic and for her to feel cared for and loved.

I agree tissues wont work, thats wat it said in the book though so i didnt even think

Thanx

Mathgirl wat are you asking ? U talking about South African guys being the most gentlemanly in the world ? or About South African guys having the biggest dicks ?. I can only say yes for myself on both questions...

 

[mr_burns01]

Mathgirl Which of the girls in ur pic is you ?

Either way ur very attractive and uve got my favourite kind of breasts

 

[MathGirl]

Mathgirl wat are you asking ? U talking about South African guys being the most gentlemanly in the world ? or About South African guys having the biggest dicks ?.

Dear MrB,
Oh, you know. What everyone says. About the .......... Oh, I can't talk about it in public.
MG
Ps. I've always admired a man who's modest.

 

[gauchecritic]

A lot depends on the situation. the warm wash cloth would mean leaving the room and that means trying to walk. A situation you should avoid within 10-15 minutes of 'completion'. I tend to find I'm still 'in the throes' during that time, my back muscles tensing and contracting as is their wont and my legs seeming to be made of cheap plywood, useful only for decoration.

Once used the washcloth becomes something needing to be tidied away along with the condoms and apparati. So the scene is about as attractive as a nightclub at 9.00am. Not condusive.

On the other hand if you just "kiked down the dor and camed in her fase" then it is quite acceptable to merely wipe your cock on the curtain and tell her to move her fat arse and make some tea/coffee.

Gauche

Edited to include coffee for those who aren't civilized.

 

[MathGirl]

On the other hand if you just "kiked down the dor and camed in her fase" then it is quite acceptable to merely wipe your cock on the curtain and tell her to move her fat arse and make some tea/coffee.

Yes. Women universally admire the assertive type of man.
MG

 

[mr_burns01]

I was kidding...but i do try and be a gentleman, I think my gf likes me more for the way i make her feel and the way i treat her than for money and status and the things other guys use to get girls.

and if u dont wanna say it in public email it to me

mr_burns01@hotmail.com

 

[Guest]

Now I have entry. First things, first: I began drinking tea at 18 because my much older English husband drank it and I had not yet become enamored of coffee (things were different way back then).
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I'm not sure I appreciate your situation, Mr. Burns. I do not require any special etiquette during or after sex unlike that I might require before, or during any other time spent with a man.

I enjoy the feeling of semen leaking out and do not mind simply hanging about with wobbly legs and tingly bits. There may be other needs if one has to leave the bed to go elsewhere, otherwise I like the evidence sticking around, I like the feels and smells and have no desire to clean up immediately.

Welcome to Lit.

Perdita

 

[mr_burns01]

I agree

remember i just read this in a book and wanted to try it cause i thought id make my gf feel loved, Im certainly not gonna clean her up after having sex in public toilets, outside or in the car, this is for special bedroom occasions.

thanx for ur opinion

 

[MathGirl]

S.Africans

Dear Perdita,
I'm sure you know what they say about South Africans, but Mr Burns seems to be hesitant to talk about it. Do you see anything wrong with my asking about it?
MG

 

[Guest]

MG: Of course not; I was waiting for him to respond to your initial query but he seems to enjoy embarrassing you.

I cannot tell if Mr. Burns is a funny gentleman, or merely gently trying to pull your leg (or...) in a humorous manner. However, he does seem to have manners.

Perdita

 

[mr_burns01]

MG I have no problem with wat ur asking but being south african i wouldnt know wat they say about south africans? so if ud like to tell me id be glad to tell you whether its tru or not ?

Dont take it the wrong way im not trying to be nasty ?

 

[MathGirl]

Dear Mr Burns,
I'm really too bashful to go into it. I wish now I'd never brought it up, but I've always wondered about it.

Perhaps Perdita would be the one for you to ask. She is a close friend and has the benefit of experience and worldliness which I lack.
MG

 

[mr_burns01]

MG u have now peaked my curiousity and I would love to know wat it is ur thinking of?

email it to me mr_burns01@hotmail.com

by the way... do u mind if i ask ur age ?

and what is ur literotica name ? do u have any stories ?

have a kewl day im almost ready to leave

 

[mr_burns01]

I guess ill never know, but for the record I have no idea wat ur talking about MG. I am south african and therefore I wouldnt know wat they say about south africans because its usually other people that talk about south africa/ns.

And if i have offended anybody i am sorry
like i said im new to this. I am a literotica member (i wont say author i dunno if my story is good yet) and as soon as my story is posted I would appreciate any and all feedback (it is based on how i met my gf)

its called "my foriegn friend" (its just an introduction really)

Thanx for ur responses... I have a gf to go clean up and i wont be using wash cloths or tissues

g'night all

 

[MathGirl]

Darn!

Dear Perdita,
I guess we're never going to know if what they say about South Africans is true or not. Mr Burns is my first SA, and I had such high hopes. It just isn't fair.<sigh>
MG

 

[mr_burns01]

It is true

liked your story, i sent u some feedback if u wanna check

its 5:18 am here and im going to bed.

Sleep tight MG