YoungGun69
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Feb 13, 2001
- Posts
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SEX QUESTIONS
Q: What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs,Carpet, BlowJob?
A: BlowJob: You can beat your meat, eggs or a carpet but you can't beat a blowjob.
Q: Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A: So men can be open minded.
Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Q: What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A: The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q: Three words to ruin a man's ego?
A: "Is it in?"
Q: How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A: If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy?
A: A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Q: How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A: One of his fingers is clean.
Q: What's the biggest fish in the world?
A: A hore, if you catch one you can eat her for months.
Q: What's the difference between parsley and pussy?
A: Nobody eats parsley.
Q: What's green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy?
A: Kermits Finger
Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A: Melt down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: What does bunjee jumping and hookers have in common?
A: They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks you're screwed.
Q: What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs,Carpet, BlowJob?
A: BlowJob: You can beat your meat, eggs or a carpet but you can't beat a blowjob.
Q: Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A: So men can be open minded.
Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Q: What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A: The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q: Three words to ruin a man's ego?
A: "Is it in?"
Q: How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A: If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy?
A: A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Q: How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A: One of his fingers is clean.
Q: What's the biggest fish in the world?
A: A hore, if you catch one you can eat her for months.
Q: What's the difference between parsley and pussy?
A: Nobody eats parsley.
Q: What's green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy?
A: Kermits Finger
Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A: Melt down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: What does bunjee jumping and hookers have in common?
A: They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks you're screwed.
