Sex is overrated: I've found God and am joining a convent

[Rubyfruit]

Do you think Jesus will take me as his bride?

Can I still wear white?

Ruby

 

[lavender]

 

[Valdimer]

Ruby........

All I have to say is .....WHAT?!?WHAT?!?

 

[nasty]

Well, when I had long hair, my Mom said I looked liked Jesus. You can be my bride, ANYDAY!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rubyfruit]

Black is my color, Lavy. I can see us sneaking into each other's sparley furnished rooms and doing the wild thing under the cross.

Ruby

 

[Siren]

Well all I can say is that I wouldnt mind a nun sucking on a lollipop like Ruby does.

 

[Problem Child]

Jesus likes buttfucking. The Bible tells me so.

 

[Emeraldtryst]

Aren't they called nuns because they "don't get nun"? (just bad I know)

You just need a new word to call it.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Jesus likes buttfucking. The Bible tells me so.

Now that's a bible I can get into.

Why don't you hand-deliver a copy to me, PC.

 

[lavender]

 

[lavender]

 

[InnesLane]

*sprinkling holy water all around the board*

Hope this helps keep us from bursting into flames, but it's probably too little, too late.

I have a cousin who's a nun, by the way, and she only wore white as a novice, before she took her private vows. Then she wore the long black coverall thing, but now she wears very (stress the word VERY) conservative street clothes.

Ruby, when you marry God you do get a gold ring though. It's great for cracking miscreant fouth grade boys on the top of the head (not that I'd know from experience, of course).

 

[Rubyfruit]

Lavy, PC's response sent me on a bad trip into Sunday School hell too.

I think I need a good sacreligious fuck to get my mind off of it.

Ruby

 

[nasty]

Well, I'm still waiting to give that buttfuck I promised.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Timothy, I think I just saw your holy water burst into flames!

Nasty, sorry - too late. I don't think my new husband would approve of that.

Ruby

 

[lavender]

 

[Rubyfruit]

Well, I'll naturally oblige. Just remember your Hail Marys when you come.

Actually, Lav, the only time I see God is when I come.

Ruby

 

[nasty]

Nasty, sorry - too late. I don't think my new husband would approve of that.

Ruby

What he doesn't know, won't hurt him. But, he could always join in.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

You mean a soul calling... "OHHHHH GOOOOODDDDD"

That doesnt work anymore?

Shit, I've been praying wrong again.

 

[Rubyfruit]

What he doesn't know, won't hurt him. But, he could always join in.

Just to be clear, we are talking about Jesus here. He might be into it though. Didn't he have a thing for that whore, Mary Magdaline?

 

[InnesLane]

The closest I come to praying when I cum is a gutteral grunt of "oh my god".

After that my knees get sore and I have to climb off.

 

[nasty]

Just to be clear, we are talking about Jesus here. He might be into it though. Didn't he have a thing for that whore, Mary Magdaline?

MAN!!!!!!!! I NEED brain food. I forgot we're talking about Jesus. But, yeah, he did have a God with Mary.

 

[xzchief]

Do you think Jesus will take me as his bride?

Can I still wear white?

Ruby

I think Elizabeth Taylor wore white when she married Larry Fortensky. She must have consummated at least one or two of her previous marriages.

 

[Lost Cause]

There's other ways to make you shout, "Oh God!"