In my bookstore the other day, I counted FIFTY-FIVE books on sex. There was "The Idiot's Guide To Sex", "Sex For Dummies", and even a pocket travel book for quick reference in case you have a sex problem when away from home. I'm sorry, but this is self-help gone too far!!! How did the human race manage to procreate all these years without all this advice???
Sex For Dummies?
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CarolineOh
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And do we really want to encourage idiots and dummies to reproduce?
MysticSwing
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Sorry.... Couldn't resist... 
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Sex for idiots:
I can almost hear it now.
Look Honey I found this here new book.... it's gots lotsa pictures in it. coz u know I cain't read. Now we can forni-cate and have that big family we ain't never gonna be able to afford... I think I'm ready honey... I been practicin with the sheep.
I can almost hear it now.
Look Honey I found this here new book.... it's gots lotsa pictures in it. coz u know I cain't read. Now we can forni-cate and have that big family we ain't never gonna be able to afford... I think I'm ready honey... I been practicin with the sheep.
LOL. I'm glad you guys saw the irony of writing such books. MysticSwing's cartoon gave me the shudders. Imagine if there were instructions for sex written in the same manner as those which came with Ikea furniture. God knows where slots A and B would end up and er....what would you do with the piece left over?
Softstone
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You should be thanking the writers
of these and other books they have written like home plumbing made easy or is that what we are talking about here,LOL.
For if they didn't some stranger may try to fuck your cat or dog or watermelon patch,LOL...
in reality the world has some good sex writers like myself and of course
That Corn Chick You have to check her out...
of these and other books they have written like home plumbing made easy or is that what we are talking about here,LOL.
For if they didn't some stranger may try to fuck your cat or dog or watermelon patch,LOL...
in reality the world has some good sex writers like myself and of course
That Corn Chick You have to check her out...
