Sex critic wins British bad food award

[shereads]

Discuss.

 

[NoJo]

Discuss.

I'd like to make you squirm like a shower-head in a glass of warm beer.

 

[Guest]

I'd like to make you squirm like a shower-head in a glass of warm beer.

wow. i sat here and mentally pictured this.
ive lost serveral valuable iq points. thanks joe

 

[LadyJeanne]

Oh. I thought there would be a bad food poll.

I'd vote for chocolate cake with buttercream icing. It's sinfully bad.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Everything my boyfriend's mother makes has chopped hardboiled eggs in it.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Everything my boyfriend's mother makes has chopped hardboiled eggs in it.

Ugh! That is one Southern thing I can live without. I've seen them on spinach, in gravy (particularly distasteful to me), in the stuffing, on salad (at least that I can generally comprehend). I theorize that the South was once overrun by giant mutant Yankee chickens and that this cooking style survives as a remnant of the means used to control their population.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Ugh! That is one Southern thing I can live without. I've seen them on spinach, in gravy (particularly distasteful to me), in the stuffing, on salad (at least that I can generally comprehend). I theorize that the South was once overrun by giant mutant Yankee chickens and that this cooking style survives as a remnant of the means used to control their population.

in tuna salad, in potato salad, in chicken salad, in the stuffing (which they call dressing)...

Oh, and she puts pickle relish in devilled eggs. Pickle relish!!!

 

[BlackShanglan]

in tuna salad, in potato salad, in chicken salad, in the stuffing (which they call dressing)...

Oh, and she puts pickle relish in devilled eggs. Pickle relish!!!

My God. And the law stands by silent.

 

[carsonshepherd]

My God. And the law stands by silent.

hence my decision not to go over there on holidays anymore, unless I eat first

 

[minsue]

Oh, and she puts pickle relish in devilled eggs. Pickle relish!!!

*hangs head in shame*

I adore deviled eggs, but only with sweet relish in the mix.... Just keep the fuckin' onions out of it. That's insanity.

 

[NoJo]

My God. And the law stands by silent.

I think you'll find a precedent in "Hirsch vs Polanszki ", in Warsaw, 1932. An interesting case, which as I recall, revolved around the legality of the use of pig urine as a cabbage preservative.

 

[minsue]

Discuss.

Fuck the food, I'm still curious about this sex critic. How does one break into this profession? Does it involve critiquing live sex or video? Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[NoJo]

Fuck the food, I'm still curious about this sex critic. How does one break into this profession? Does it involve critiquing live sex or video? Inquiring minds want to know.

I thought all women were sex critics.

 

[minsue]

I thought all women were sex critics.

Yeah, but I want to get paid.

 

[matriarch]

Fuck the food, I'm still curious about this sex critic. How does one break into this profession? Does it involve critiquing live sex or video? Inquiring minds want to know.

Waiting with bated breath for the reply.......

 

[NoJo]

Yeah, but I want to get paid.

I think if you want to get paid, it's best not to be too mch of a critic. It tends to make for more wrangling afterwards.

 

[minsue]

I think if you want to get paid, it's best not to be too mch of a critic. It tends to make for more wrangling afterwards.

I'm definitely a 'cash up front' kinda girl.

 

[NoJo]

I'm definitely a 'cash up front' kinda girl.

'Cash up front'? Isn't that a bit unhygenic?

 

[minsue]

'Cash up front'? Isn't that a bit unhygenic?

I insist on new bills.

 

[NoJo]

I insist on new bills.

I thought all gooses kept the same one all their life. Like teeth.

 

[minsue]

I thought all gooses kept the same one all their life. Like teeth.

. .

 

[NoJo]

I'm still waiting for you to criticise some sex...

 

[minsue]

I'm still waiting for you to criticise some sex...

I'm still waiting for you to show me some.

 

[NoJo]

I'm still waiting for you to show me some.

There was 1 hour and 25 minutes between my last post and yours. I got cold and bored so I decided to organise my videos. I'm not interested now.

 

[shereads]

Ugh! That is one Southern thing I can live without.

Moi aussi. (That's French for "No thank-you, Aunt Minnie. Hard-boiled eggs make me throw up...But I will have a slice of your famous Chess Pie."

There's a lot of delicious Southern food, none of it good for you. Imagine Julia Child locked in a farmhouse kitchen with a lot butter, bacon fat, seasoned corn meal, some flour, and the hindquarters of an unlucky pig.

It won't be pretty, but it will be tasty.

Sadly, there is also a Southern predilection for hard-boiled eggs and their grotesque comrade, the gelatin salad. This is usually a lime-Jello-based concoction containing canned "fruit cocktail" and a white milky substance like Miracle Whip. It is the side-dish equivalent of fruitcake. No one wants it, but it is always there. I blame the maraschino cherries industry and its powerful political lobby.

So far, i've never been offered eggs in aspic. (Thank you, Jesus.)