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I've just had an email notification of a similar PM which had already been deleted by the time I came back to Lit.

Thank you.
 
SusanJillParker said:
I receive at least three a day. Instead of ignoring them, I answer them. I solicit them for stories. I tell them that I don't chat, I write stories.

Most disappear but some take me up on my offer to write them a story.

Others are just lonely and horny and just want attention. I don't mind giving them what they want, attention, if they give me what I want, money.
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Cool response SJP. I will try that next time. Asking for money. Usually I just put them on my Ignore list.
 
I just got two in the last hour. With pics.

I deleted them.
 
ChloeTzang said:
Oooooooh. I'm looking at that profile pik and that smooth line you're talking and, well, I'm all excited now. Where's that chat link again .....:cattail:
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Woohoo. :D

No.

Wait.

Dammit, I broke the link!! Schmmgnn, frggnn, hggnnn. So much for doing my Lit civic duty. :mad:

There's still the profile pic tho, right?
 
holliday1960 said:
Dude? Really? Well, that was smooth...and, uh, stuff. Damned apparitions around here! Call Ghost Busters somebody. :D
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I was going to go with 'Mate', but I didn't want to sound too colonial. I'm never sure in these situations. You might have realised, I'm generally much better at the stuff than the smooth. :rolleyes:

And hold off on Ghost Busters. Last time they showed, it involved stream crossing. It got kinda messy. Fun, but very, very messy.
 
The_Ghost_Man said:
I was going to go with 'Mate', but I didn't want to sound too colonial. I'm never sure in these situations. You might have realised, I'm generally much better at the stuff than the smooth. :rolleyes:

And hold off on Ghost Busters. Last time they showed, it involved stream crossing. It got kinda messy. Fun, but very, very messy.
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STOOOOP! (while your're ahead...never mind...too late for that.) Mate? No. Dude. No again. I swear, the next man on these boards that infers or refers to me as masculine gender....One in the chamber, now where to aim? :eek:
 
The_Ghost_Man said:
Woohoo. :D

No.

Wait.

Dammit, I broke the link!! Schmmgnn, frggnn, hggnnn. So much for doing my Lit civic duty. :mad:

There's still the profile pic tho, right?
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She'll be roight, mate. I'm shaw we'll woik sumtheeeeng out. No, I can't do 'strine to save my life. Next time.... I'm sure there's lots more sheila's out there :D
 
ChloeTzang said:
She'll be roight, mate. I'm shaw we'll woik sumtheeeeng out. No, I can't do 'strine to save my life. Next time.... I'm sure there's lots more sheila's out there :D
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Chloe, that's adorable :) But terrible, too. Don't quit your day time job any time soon...

Here's a few classic oz phrases for you to ponder on, as to meaning:

"pissed off, shat off, jumped out of a car still moving..."

"out the back of Bourke..."

"getting off at Redfern..." (sexual connotations this one, if you consult a map of Sydney you might get it)
 
electricblue66 said:
Chloe, that's adorable :) But terrible, too. Don't quit your day time job any time soon...

Here's a few classic oz phrases for you to ponder on, as to meaning:

"pissed off, shat off, jumped out of a car still moving..."

"out the back of Bourke..."

"getting off at Redfern..." (sexual connotations this one, if you consult a map of Sydney you might get it)
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Care to explain that last one? ;) Just wondering how you know so much...:rolleyes:
 
holliday1960 said:
STOOOOP! (while your're ahead...never mind...too late for that.) Mate? No. Dude. No again. I swear, the next man on these boards that infers or refers to me as masculine gender....One in the chamber, now where to aim? :eek:
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Ah, so it's more Billie than Billy.

And careful with that thing. You could put someone's eye out.
 
electricblue66 said:
Not yet, let's see if any non-Australians can figure it out....

Clue - check suburban rail maps.
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Well, that narrows the field considerably, doesn't it? :rolleyes: You trying to teach me all those little sayings of yours is like you trying to understand southern! It ain't happening without a translator.

Northerners here don't even understand half the things I say. Watch this...Who on the boards knows what "specks" are?
One hint...it's a common food. The only person who I know for sure can answer this one is Txrad... and, maybe Noirtrash?
 
NicoleZ said:
Then the pair of you must be doing something wrong as I have plenty of such invites and mostly from lonely males who tend to become very, erm..., apologetic once I have directed them to my profile. Mind you girls, that does not deter everyone. :rolleyes:
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Actually, it was a bit of american humor, Nicole. I get pms and chat requests as well. I ignore and delete all of them. The few people I talk to are very select. What I refer to as "top shelf and private stock". They are not "chat buddies". They are my friends.
 
holliday1960 said:
Pffft....you did not seriously just use the words 'banana' and 'cheap form of contraception' in the same sentence, did you? :D
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Wait, what's a banana got to do with contraception? I would have thought more a substitution...

Geographically speaking, your Queenslander is a banana bender, and also a style of house, so that can be a little confusing. Also, if you live in New South Wales, Victorians are also Mexicans, because they're south of the border. If you live in Tasmania, the rest of Australia is the North Island; and, before the advent of depilatory cream and the razor, most women had a map of Tasmania. And if you're a photographer, you will know that Alice Springs was Helmut Newton's wife.

Chloe, are you taking notes? There'll be a test at the end of the lesson.
 
electricblue66 said:
Wait, what's a banana got to do with contraception? I would have thought more a substitution...

Geographically speaking, your Queenslander is a banana bender, and also a style of house, so that can be a little confusing. Also, if you live in New South Wales, Victorians are also Mexicans, because they're south of the border. If you live in Tasmania, the rest of Australia is the North Island; and, before the advent of depilatory cream and the razor, most women had a map of Tasmania. And if you're a photographer, you will know that Alice Springs was Helmut Newton's wife.

Chloe, are you taking notes? There'll be a test at the end of the lesson.
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Oh...well, now...I didn't realize you were giving pop-quizzes on all your bs. ;) You wanna take it behind closed doors? I always do much better with a private tutor on those nasty tests. :eek: We'll see if teacher thinks I deserve a passing grade. :rolleyes:
 
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