sex toy smorgasbord

[LargoKitt]

I'll certainly accept budget and life style, with SO or alone, those who like rear action, those nuts about clitsuck as the deciders. What struck me was the amazing variety. I'm thinking history here. Way back in the day we're talking about, pillows, teddy bears, maybe a bannister, the dryer with a heavy load, maybe a hir brush handle. There were 'massage chairs' and those belts that went around your ass and jiggled the fat off. But racks and racks of devices tailored and designed specifically for getting ladies off in every way they can imagine? Does anyone realize what a revolution that is? And with umpteen kinds of contraception and more reliable jobs for you than for him... Love and companionship is one thing but no dude can ever pull the "you need a penis" card again.

 

[LargoKitt]

Every so often I open the BadDragon website and look, then I laugh and close it down again.

Says the avatar with elf ears.

 

[onehitwanda]

Says the avatar with elf ears.

Neigh.

 

[StillStunned]

Neigh.

Are you alright? You sound a little hoarse.

 

[onehitwanda]

Are you alright? You sound a little hoarse.

I had a bit of a nightmare situation You know how it is, always got to pony up for the damage.

 

[StillStunned]

I had a bit of a nightmare situation You know how it is, always got to pony up for the damage.

That's modern life. Always on the trot.

 

[onehitwanda]

That's modern life. Always on the trot.

It's a dog's wlife.

 

[NuclearFairy]

That's too bad, I thought they were wine-infused giggle fests where, after the 'normies' left, the remainder engaged in actual testing.

No, just a little old woman with a bunch of hot pink but otherwise boring little toys talking about the products to clean them, and how discreet the packaging is, and talking about the best ways to keep them hidden from little eyes.

Budget and intent. Use alone? Use with husband? Use with husband while he's at work and I'm at home?
I'm unwilling to pay extravagant prices for something that I don't actually need, so dildos don't actually appeal to me. I might be the odd one out, but for me the lack of human connection negates most benefits of toys. I like using them with my husband not in place of.

I couldn't imagine using them alone.

 

[Erozetta]

No, just a little old woman with a bunch of hot pink but otherwise boring little toys talking about the products to clean them, and how discreet the packaging is, and talking about the best ways to keep them hidden from little eyes.

I couldn't imagine using them alone.

I have, it's just... boring. Like... oh, yay, my body functions as it should.

Without the connection to a person, it's no fun for me.

 

[NuclearFairy]

I have, it's just... boring. Like... oh, yay, my body functions as it should.

Without the connection to a person, it's no fun for me.

Yeah same here. But they can be pretty exciting when my SO uses them on me.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

@Kumquatqueen has an article recently about shoddy sex toys and she'd probably disagree with me, but as an engineer I feel it shouldn't cost $140 to make something plastic go 'buzz'

No, I totally agree with you! People are being ripped off big time. It certainly doesn't cost the manufacturers more than pennies, especially re-using the same stupid 15-program controllers they have for tacky flashing Christmas lights.

Cover toys with a condom if you're going to share them. And don't stick anything up your arse unless it's got at least two inches of flange on either side. Sex toy manufacturers still sell items which can get slurped inside too easily...

 

[Erozetta]

Use with boyfriend while husband's at work and I'm at home?

I know. LW. Shame on me.

I just saw this.

This is where those app controlled toys could come in handy.

Is it still cheating if there's no actual contact between the two?(I'm gonna say yes.)

 

[EmilyMiller]

No, I totally agree with you! People are being ripped off big time. It certainly doesn't cost the manufacturers more than pennies, especially re-using the same stupid 15-program controllers they have for tacky flashing Christmas lights.

Cover toys with a condom if you're going to share them. And don't stick anything up your arse unless it's got at least two inches of flange on either side. Sex toy manufacturers still sell items which can get slurped inside too easily...

 

[iwatchus]

I just saw this.

This is where those app controlled toys could come in handy.

Is it still cheating if there's no actual contact between the two?(I'm gonna say yes.)

Plot bunny. And the story comes with a pre-written description!

 

[Erozetta]

Plot bunny. And the story comes with a pre-written description!

Fun twist: it's a vibrator and cock sleeve connected pair of toys and Hubby is passed out drunk, so who is on the other half of the connection? Husband's boss? Co-worker? Bellboy? Random stranger?

Will either the wife or husband find out it wasn't him using the toy?

 

[MrPixel]

Cover toys with a condom if you're going to share them.

Uh? Won't the toy complain about losing sensation?

 

[LargoKitt]

No, I totally agree with you! People are being ripped off big time. It certainly doesn't cost the manufacturers more than pennies, especially re-using the same stupid 15-program controllers they have for tacky flashing Christmas lights.

Cover toys with a condom if you're going to share them. And don't stick anything up your arse unless it's got at least two inches of flange on either side. Sex toy manufacturers still sell items which can get slurped inside too easily...

Just saw a video of a Chinese factory with tables lined with workers putting chips in pink silicone tubes, fitting conelike 'mouths' on, plugging in and 'testing', folks scrubbing down plastic dicks, and two bemused senior women boxing them up. It would be interesting to ask that crew which ones are the real deal. But a few minutes of labor becomes a hundred dollar gimme.

 

[LargoKitt]

Fun twist: it's a vibrator and cock sleeve connected pair of toys and Hubby is passed out drunk, so who is on the other half of the connection? Husband's boss? Co-worker? Bellboy? Random stranger?

Will either the wife or husband find out it wasn't him using the toy?

If a woman controls your sex toy are you or she a lesbian?

 

[Erozetta]

If a woman controls your sex toy are you or she a lesbian?

If either one gets off to a woman controlling your sex toy, you're both at least bi.

But I imagine you'd have to know it was a woman in order to feel any way about it

 

[WCSGarland]

If either one gets off to a woman controlling your sex toy, you're both at least bi.

But I imagine you'd have to know it was a woman in order to feel any way about it

And here I was thinking they would be bosexual... as in battery operated sexual.

 

[LargoKitt]

If either one gets off to a woman controlling your sex toy, you're both at least bi.

But I imagine you'd have to know it was a woman in order to feel any way about it

And give me a dime for every time a woman get off thinking about another woman