Sex at the Funeral
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b00blover36
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How about it's a porn star's funeral with an orgy instead of an eulogy.
The_New_Guy92
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My idea is the widow is seduced by her deceased husbands best friend. She's always been a little attracted to him, but she was madly in love with her husband and would never act upon it. At the funeral she breaks down sobbing and he's there to offer a shoulder to cry on. A hug becomes something more and they sneak off to a closet somewhere to fuck.
What no one knows is that the best friend has always been in love with the wife, since long before she got married. He finally grew sick of it and killed the best friend so he could have his shot with her. When they fuck at the funeral, it's hot, raw, animalistic and just a great big "fuck you" to the husband.
Hell, you could tell the whole thing from the perspective of the dead husbands ghost, forced to watch as his wife succumbs to her attraction to the man who killed him.
What no one knows is that the best friend has always been in love with the wife, since long before she got married. He finally grew sick of it and killed the best friend so he could have his shot with her. When they fuck at the funeral, it's hot, raw, animalistic and just a great big "fuck you" to the husband.
Hell, you could tell the whole thing from the perspective of the dead husbands ghost, forced to watch as his wife succumbs to her attraction to the man who killed him.
soflabbwlvr
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Having attended two funerals in the past two weeks, this idea did not generate much interest for me. Funerals are not sexy. Unlike weddings, where the participants are happy and sexuality is on display (to varying degrees), funerals are sad occasions which take place under an umbrella of gloom. Sex is not at the forefront of anyone's thinking.
That being said, now that a little time has passed and the events are fading into the past, I can see some erotic possibilities. Let's start with new-guy's idea--the widow. A widow who truly loved her husband is going to be inconsolable. Sex would be the last thing on her mind. Not only that, friends and family will be surrounding her at all times. She wouldn't get the opportunity to sneak off for a fuck.
But what if she didn't love him so much? How about a husband and wife who were on the verge of divorce? The wife is relieved that he's dead--his sudden heart attack saves her the expense of a divorce. She can't wait to celebrate by getting some fresh dick. She does her best to feign sadness and sorrow, but in reality she is scanning the well-wishers for an unattached man with firm abs and a friendly smile.
Even better, how about the young trophy wife who married the old goat for his money? She's loaded now, free, and ready to fuck. She shows up in a scandalously short black mini, and can't wait for the first opportunity to get it off.
Here's another idea. The distant relative who doesn't really want to be there, but goes out of a sense of obligation. He's scanning the crowd for a lonely, vulnerable niece in need of some consoling. He spots her on the far side of the church, stops to chat her up after the service, and offers to drive her to the cemetery. The procession comes to a stop, but he pulls out some blow and the two of them shovel coke and exchange bodily fluids while the congregation buries the deceased.
That being said, now that a little time has passed and the events are fading into the past, I can see some erotic possibilities. Let's start with new-guy's idea--the widow. A widow who truly loved her husband is going to be inconsolable. Sex would be the last thing on her mind. Not only that, friends and family will be surrounding her at all times. She wouldn't get the opportunity to sneak off for a fuck.
But what if she didn't love him so much? How about a husband and wife who were on the verge of divorce? The wife is relieved that he's dead--his sudden heart attack saves her the expense of a divorce. She can't wait to celebrate by getting some fresh dick. She does her best to feign sadness and sorrow, but in reality she is scanning the well-wishers for an unattached man with firm abs and a friendly smile.
Even better, how about the young trophy wife who married the old goat for his money? She's loaded now, free, and ready to fuck. She shows up in a scandalously short black mini, and can't wait for the first opportunity to get it off.
Here's another idea. The distant relative who doesn't really want to be there, but goes out of a sense of obligation. He's scanning the crowd for a lonely, vulnerable niece in need of some consoling. He spots her on the far side of the church, stops to chat her up after the service, and offers to drive her to the cemetery. The procession comes to a stop, but he pulls out some blow and the two of them shovel coke and exchange bodily fluids while the congregation buries the deceased.
Carnevil9
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How about the funeral of a porn star who died of a Viagra overdose? They had to bury him in one of these:
http://www.automatichome.net/ccc/images/viagra.jpg
http://www.automatichome.net/ccc/images/viagra.jpg
The_New_Guy92
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I disagree. Perhaps being surrounded by friends and family is suffocating her and she just wants some time alone. She says she's going to the ladies room, but instead heads outside, just for a little bit, and the best friend follows, claiming he also wanted some alone time because he also found it too much. They start talking about the husband, about all the times they both spent with him. She realises that the friend truly was her husbands best friend, and talking with him makes her feel close to her husband.
Now, of course the friend killed him, and he's trying to seduce her, so he subtly steers the conversation towards things that he knows will turn her on. She can't help herself, talking with the friend makes her feel close to her husband, now she's feeling horny, and before she realises what she's doing they go and find somewhere more private so they can fuck.
