Sex and Food?

[cutie pie]

I enjoy being sexually creative. . .

Give me a can of whipped cream, chocolate syrup, grapes, cherries, or sliced peaches and I will give you an interesting dessert.

Anybody else share my thoughts on food? Care to trade recipes?

 

[Ohiomale]

Can I be the plate?

 

[RawHumor]

I enjoy being sexually creative. . .

Give me a can of whipped cream, chocolate syrup, grapes, cherries, or sliced peaches and I will give you an interesting dessert.

Anybody else share my thoughts on food? Care to trade recipes?

Mmmmmm.... stawberries are always good. They go well with champagne AND chocolate - so it can be erotic and romantic.

All three of those can have multiple uses.


Hmmmmm.... thinking about others.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

I enjoy being sexually creative. . .

Give me a can of whipped cream, chocolate syrup, grapes, cherries, or sliced peaches and I will give you an interesting dessert.

Anybody else share my thoughts on food? Care to trade recipes?

That's a helluva way to blow a diet

Sex and food, huh? I guess I can be a regular Wolfgang Fuck.

According to your shopping list, I'd have to bring the banana to this buffet. Might you find that a-pealing?? And don't be surprised if he has 2 nuts hanging around with him ...lol

Recipe, huh? Hmmmmmmm

reasons why eating is better than sex (and the average american is overweight ...lol)

EATING IS BETTER THAN SEX BECAUSE

1. YOU CAN DO IT ANYWHERE
   
2. YOU CAN SAVE IT FOR LATER (THE FOOD CAN WAIT)
   
3. IT'S NOT IMMORAL TO DO IT ALONE OR IN GROUPS
   
4. YOU KNOW WHERE IT'S BEEN RECENTLY
   
5. YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITHOUT HURTING ANYONE ELSE'S FEELINGS
   
6. YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR MIND ABOUT IT RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ACT
   
7. YOU COMPLETELY CONTROL THE PACE OF THE EXPERIENCE
   
8. YOU CAN DECIDE TO DO THE CLEAN UP NOW OR LATER, DEPENDING ON HOW TIRED YOU ARE
   
9. YOU CAN GET 'SECONDS' RIGHT AWAY (WITHOUT HAVING TO ASK ANYONE ELSE)
   
10. YOU KNOW WHERE TO GO IF YOU WANT MORE OF THE SAME
    
11. YOU CAN SPICE IT UP ANYWAY YOU LIKE (WITHOUT UPSETTING ANYBODY)
    
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[darkscribe]

Re: Re: Sex and Food?

That's a helluva way to blow a diet

Sex and food, huh? I guess I can be a regular Wolfgang Fuck.

According to your shopping list, I'd have to bring the banana to this buffet. Might you find that a-pealing?? And don't be surprised if he has 2 nuts hanging around with him ...lol

Recipe, huh? Hmmmmmmm

reasons why eating is better than sex (and the average american is overweight ...lol)

EATING IS BETTER THAN SEX BECAUSE

1. YOU CAN DO IT ANYWHERE
   
2. YOU CAN SAVE IT FOR LATER (THE FOOD CAN WAIT)
   
3. IT'S NOT IMMORAL TO DO IT ALONE OR IN GROUPS
   
4. YOU KNOW WHERE IT'S BEEN RECENTLY
   
5. YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITHOUT HURTING ANYONE ELSE'S FEELINGS
   
6. YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR MIND ABOUT IT RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ACT
   
7. YOU COMPLETELY CONTROL THE PACE OF THE EXPERIENCE
   
8. YOU CAN DECIDE TO DO THE CLEAN UP NOW OR LATER, DEPENDING ON HOW TIRED YOU ARE
   
9. YOU CAN GET 'SECONDS' RIGHT AWAY (WITHOUT HAVING TO ASK ANYONE ELSE)
   
10. YOU KNOW WHERE TO GO IF YOU WANT MORE OF THE SAME
    
11. YOU CAN SPICE IT UP ANYWAY YOU LIKE (WITHOUT UPSETTING ANYBODY)
    
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   OMG!!!! That is fuckin hilarious!!!! I can't stop laughing
   
   Cutie Pie just about anything would do like custard, or chocolate pudding,honey(though it is annoying),veggies
   That is the best way to play with your food

 

[Dracoa]

I've yet to try this, but have you ever wondered why they call it Whipped CREAM?

 

[LUV2WATCH2]

yuk

sex THEN food....lol..I always fast forward the porn flick scenes when food is included...totally different flavors for the taste buds...

 

[Gamelover221]

I really like the idea of food and sex mixing. There's something naughty about being literally dirty, but not in a bad way maybe some jello pudding...mmmm chocolate

 

[sweetHotGuy]

I can thoroughly recommend rasberries and cream for lovely messy fun. But watch out.... the pips turn up days later. I can only hope they don't take root.


SweetHotGuy

 

[Softstone]

sex and food

I Tend to stay away from that mixture because of the lost grape day.

One time I thought it would be fun to put grapes up inside a sexy young lady and I'll be Dammed if they didn't get stuck there.

It took a lot of hard work to get them all out and I even joked about calling 911, We laughed but kept working till we got them all out.

I told her they would most likely drop out from gravity sooner or later.
But had I fucked her first we could have some home made wine.

 

[cutie pie]

ICE!!!

I forgot about the ice!! I know it's received a lot of publicity here, but the first time I tried it I was hooked. Extreme cold against extreme hot. . .Mmmmm. . . .

Well, it IS a food, isn't it???

 

[lwwolf]

dessert

""Give me a can of whipped cream, chocolate syrup, grapes, cherries, or slice peaches and I will give you an interesting dessert.""



I'll bring the banana.....can I make you
a banana split cutie pie ? *veg*

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Re: ICE!!!

I forgot about the ice!! I know it's received a lot of publicity here, but the first time I tried it I was hooked. Extreme cold against extreme hot. . .Mmmmm. . . .

Well, it IS a food, isn't it???

I forgot the ice too, but that's because I don't think of you as a cold fish. I guess you're right, hot as you are you need the ice.

But then I'd enjoy licking the melted droplets from your skin.

Now that's cookin!

 

[LipstickKitten]

Re: ICE!!!

I forgot about the ice!! I know it's received a lot of publicity here, but the first time I tried it I was hooked. Extreme cold against extreme hot. . .Mmmmm. . . .

Well, it IS a food, isn't it???

Oh, yes, ice is fabulous. When your clit is really, really hot, ice it down till you're really, really icy, then apply a hot tongue and mouth. Gives ever so delicious sensations. Whew!

 

[cutie pie]

Re: ICE!!!

I forgot the ice too, but that's because I don't think of you as a cold fish. I guess you're right, hot as you are you need the ice.

But then I'd enjoy licking the melted droplets from your skin.

Now that's cookin!

Flirt, I'm anything but a cold fish. . .I thought that was obvious by my posts. . . .

The ice may cool me off, but I think your licking would probably just make me hot all over again. . .Then what?

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Re: Re: ICE!!!

Flirt, I'm anything but a cold fish. . .I thought that was obvious by my posts. . . .

The ice may cool me off, but I think your licking would probably just make me hot all over again. . .Then what?

That works out then, I'm not much into fish ...except shell fish.

I love cracking the shell, and sucking on the meat mmmmmmmmm

So, what to do if you get hot all over again? You know what they say about learning from history? I guess I'll show you why it was my worst subject in school and you'll see the metaphor come true as history repeats itself over and over and over (until we run out of ice).

 

[cutie pie]

Variety

That works out then, I'm not much into fish ...except shell fish.

I love cracking the shell, and sucking on the meat mmmmmmmmm

So, what to do if you get hot all over again? You know what they say about learning from history? I guess I'll show you why it was my worst subject in school and you'll see the metaphor come true as history repeats itself over and over and over (until we run out of ice).

Variety is the spice of life. . . .

Maybe we should have more on the menu that just ice. . .although what I have for ya is already more than a mouthful. . .

 

[scoobydoo]

sex and food

where i live sex and food means 15 pints of lager and a large kebab whith chilli and garlick followed by 3 hours of begging for sex , thats after our lass has finally let me in the house after i`ve lost my keys and fell over twice

but then i`m just weird
scoobydoo

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Re: Variety

Variety is the spice of life. . . .

Maybe we should have more on the menu that just ice. . .although what I have for ya is already more than a mouthful. . .

I'll bring my appetite

 

[cutie pie]

Re: Variety

I'll bring my appetite

I hope it's insatiable

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Re: Re: Variety

I hope it's insatiable

Change your middle name to buffet (to address your variety commnet)

And I hope you're insatiable!

 

[cutie pie]

Insatiable

Change your middle name to buffet (to address your variety commnet)

And I hope you're insatiable!

cutie buffet pie - nah, it just doesn't quite sound right.

Am I insatiable? Guess there's only one way to find out.

 

[prettygrneyes]

yummmmy SEX & FOOD......lots of FRUIT and WHIPPED CREAM.......YUMMMMMY

 

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[prettygrneyes]

Re: Re: Sex and Food?

I dont mix food and sex. I know that may sound boring, but I had a weight problem in the past. I now only eat when IM hungry, and avoid whipped creams, chocolate syrups.
Although, I have has Strawberrys and champange during forplay.

hey that still sounds fun.....