Sex Accidents

[LordHyperion]

It's painful to imagine, but people have accidents while having sex.

A couple can be going at it hard and heavy, he pulls out and thrusts hard back in, misses and breaks his dick. (and yes, a hard-on CAN break, just like a bone.)

A couple were having stand-up sex in the shower, the man holding his wife with her legs around his waist. He slipped, she landed on botton and broke both her legs.

A woman was giving her boyfriend a blow-job in the kitchen and was deep-throating him when she started having an epileptic seizure. She bit down- HARD. She's spazming, he's screaming and trying to beat her off with a frying pan...
She had a concussion.
He had... "repairs" done.
They broke up.

A couple having outdoor sex was run over by a kid on a dirt bike.

Another couple rolled down a hill naked and landed in a bed of cactii.

That's my bit to get you started...

 

[cloudy]

Here's one, written by a friend of mine, that is about an "accident."

Anal Sex is for Buttholes

 

[sirhugs]

when I read the topic, I thought you meant stories like :

"I didn't mean to have sex with the maid, honey. I was running to answer the phone and I tripped and accidentally stuck it up her from behind. Honestly!"

 

[NASCARaddicted]

It's painful to imagine, but people have accidents while having sex.

A couple can be going at it hard and heavy, he pulls out and thrusts hard back in, misses and breaks his dick. (and yes, a hard-on CAN break, just like a bone.)

This happened to Germanys most famous/notorious singer/song writer/music producer, a guy called Dieter Bohlen (If you don't know him or his most famous band "Modern Talking", you can call yourself very lucky ....) In an interview, he explained, that it was giving a strange sound and then there was a lot of blood .... I don't know if this would look good in an erotic story.

Another sex accident that is not so bad ... There are this "sex swings". The woman is sitting on the swing, while the guy fucks her. Well, I once saw a small report, where a guy said, that he and his wife wanted to give it a try. So he bought one of this swings and installed it - he put a hook on the ceiling of the room and hang the swing on it. Then is wife was sitting on the swing and he fucked her. But after some time, the hook got loose and so his wife and the swing where crashing to the ground. ...

Some other accidents could be: a couple is going for a walk through a forest, when both got horny. They find a lovely place where they wanted to fuck. However, while they fuck, they are suddenly bitten by ants ...

Or: I once had a date with this girl who was really into sex (but she was so damn ugly and fat, that my dick denied to work - even though she really tried to get me off). She tried a blowjob on me, in my car. At a later time, we where driving, when she put her hand in my pants. When I asked her, she even did a blowjob on me, while I was driving the car. (and once I saw a movie, where a guy was driving, while his girl was sitting on his lap - needless to say that they really fucked). Now imagine, if there is a car accident, during the sex in the car ...

Also: I don't know if you could call it an accident, but: Usually, it's pretty embarassing if someone catches you during sex. (Especially, when you are a teenager, and you are caught by your parents ....). Now imagine: There is this guy: His parents catch him while he has sex .... with his own sister ... and to spice it even more up: it could be something "nasty" (from the parents POV) like anal or oral, .... I mean, if your parents catch you fucking your own sister is already pretty tough for them ... and then, if buttfuck her ....