Several questions

[Ratty]

Ok i gaht some questions, nowe iwe searched the forums and the library different sites etc, but id ask here what i couldnt find, really i wonder why i ewen post this considering im 21 virgin who hawent ewen had my first kiss yet, i suppose women dont like geeky syckology students much *sight*. Well annyway enouf abaut my sex life, nowe sinse my underaged idiotic brother are currently filling my head with this bdsm stuff, i supposed if i study it myself maybe i can geth him to shut up for 5 min, and maybe it will help me a little as well (god i hope so ) . well annyway as i said iwe read and studyd but hawe a few querstion thingys. Ok here goes. PS: pleace escuse anny typing errors as there will be manny im writing this in the evening to avoid my brother finding out abaut it. Ok annouf ranting abaut my personal problems and down to business:

1. How did you all geth started in this, was it like: hey i wanna try something new and within the day you were trasformned ore a lengthy prosess ore something in beetwen.

2. i cant understand what caning is pleace exsplain.

3. iwe seen the usage of the meaning troll, whats that supposed to mean is it a flamer perhaps.

4. How to geth my brother to shut up abaut it, i mean hes underaged and i dont ewen hawe a clue how he found out abaut this (dont bother to answer on this one just some ennoyed ranting from my point of wiew).

edit: ok i gath anather one i just came up with:
5. nowe as iwe read you sometime set a / beetwen meanings like O/others and domme/me, i was just wondering what the point of that is.

 

[Shadowsdream]

This post seems remarkably similar to one that arrived in the BDSM forum not to long ago....am I correct or just imagining it?

 

[Ratty]

Uh not sure i read through the forums and stuff just posted what i couldnt find really. alldough i did a rouf search sinse i hadto write this before my brother came down to take the computer. (luckily hes off with our sister at the moment giving me peace to study this stuff further).

 

[Ratty]

Oh yeah anhter note: i came to remember something abaut when i was at work, i work at a hotell near the airport so we geth a lot of international people(a friewnd gath me a job at the reseption in the weekends). well annyway sinse it was a good hotell and i was requered to call people sir and miss and mister and maam that stuff, this couple came walking in the man up front and the woman up back with dowcast eyes, wel annyway sinse the woman came up to the counter first(the man stopped too look at some postcards), i said yes miss can i help you, and her eyes almost popped out of her head, and the man looked at her and almost toppled over laughing, while i just stood there with my mouth agape wondering what was so funny. well annyway the man walked up to the counter and spoke with a german aksented english i believe and i said, yes sir may i help you again and the woman threw her eyes down at the moment i said sir. so what was that is that some kinda joke in the d/s comunity ore something (sinse i suppose that was what they were, just a guess tough). i still cannot understand what were so funny.

 

[AnelizeDarkEyes]

As for me, I have one word. Dictionary.

~Anelize, "who smells a rat"

 

[Ratty]

Ok ok i admitt it my english are really bad but iwe had a hard day working the axe in the forest and are genereally tired, and i didnt pass as an A student in english writing either. and im not called ratty becose i smell like one mind you i shower each day, i think its becose im constantly nibbling ore chewing on something.(a really bad habbit)

 

[Ratty]

Maybe the constant nibbling and chewing are what scares women away from me(if you look away from the geeky syckology student lol). bah i new that were gonna be the end of my romantic life.(come to think abaut it iwe newer had a romantic life ah well, thats life i suppose).

 

[Ebonyfire]

This post seems remarkably similar to one that arrived in the BDSM forum not to long ago....am I correct or just imagining it?

I seem to remember one like this a while back too.

 

[Wizard]

<banging head>....................

 

[lark sparrow]

lol Gives him the benefit of the doubt in English being his second language. I would be limited to hello, goodbye, counting to 10, and asking for one more beer, please (all misspelled) if I had to communicate in a language other than English.

 

[Ebonyfire]

lol Gives him the benefit of the doubt in English being his second language. I would be limited to hello, goodbye, counting to 10, and asking for one more beer, please (all misspelled) if I had to communicate in a language other than English.

That is better than what I could do.

 

[lark sparrow]

That is better than what I could do.

Yep lol but I think Hecate (another gifted second language speaker from what I've gathered) has already given him a well-crafted and thoughtful answer to these questions once before.

 

[MissTaken]

This post seems remarkably similar to one that arrived in the BDSM forum not to long ago....am I correct or just imagining it?

yes, what a fine memory you have!

Ratty posted a while back with concerns about his brother. As his brother was underage, I removed the thread, but not before Hecate responded very nicely.

 

[Shadowsdream]

yes, what a fine memory you have!

Ratty posted a while back with concerns about his brother. As his brother was underage, I removed the thread, but not before Hecate responded very nicely.

~~grin~~ My memory is very hard to trick when there is any element of BDSM conversation involved..fine tuned in ICQ where those unsuccessful will create new IDs months later and re-approach...I have found it useful here as well.

 

[Pixie Mischief]

English is my 2nd language and my grammar is better lol

 

[Pixie Mischief]

I feel bad for the dude. and I thought my 19 was old for my first kiss and ect.

 

[Ratty]

ok at least some feel sorry for a poor geecky syckology student sniff . and yes actually Hecate was as kind as giving me answers to my brother aldough this isnt what that was abaut the brother mensioning are really just me bringing in a few complaints (i like to complain). And actually im not that bad in english but im just too lazy to really clean type it much lol.

 

[Pixie Mischief]

reason I feel sorry is due to my being 20.. 4 foot and in a wheelchair.
with fragile bones and I've managed to get laid.

ok at least some feel sorry for a poor geecky syckology student sniff . and yes actually Hecate was as kind as giving me answers to my brother aldough this isnt what that was abaut the brother mensioning are really just me bringing in a few complaints (i like to complain).

 

[MissTaken]

Ratty,

To make a friendly suggestion

You are more likely to get serious responses if you do run a spell check on your posts before submitting them. Some people will type a post on Microsoft Word, do a spell check and then cut and paste it to the forum.



I have to run now, but will answer your questions. I wanted to wait and see how the forum reacted to the post and let them know we had met before! Now, thank you for being considerate of the forum rules in your posting....regarding your brother's age and all that.

 

[Ratty]

Yeah i like to follow rules(if they dont work against me). And its not really true that iwe newer gath a kiss really iwe gath plenty, alldough most are from my female friends(hawe a lot of those but were just friends), but they are really just kisses on the cheeck ore forehead when iwe done them a favor(they nowe im lonelly and try to cheer me up as much as they can without making their bfs mad at me lol). Hmmm maybe its becose i hawe a full face beard and hair to my shoulders, im kinda the guy they go to talk and complain and geth comfort from. And the fact that a friend of mine made a joke and colored my beard and hair grey while i was asleep, nowe i look like im 54 lol.

PS: im gonna take the advice and write in word and run a spell check.

 

[Ratty]

Dont see a problem there its reallt personalitty that counts really.

reason I feel sorry is due to my being 20.. 4 foot and in a wheelchair.
with fragile bones and I've managed to get laid.

 

[Pixie Mischief]

then why you still a virgin? *raises eyebrow*

Dont see a problem there its reallt personalitty that counts really.

 

[Ratty]

Ok i ggath something to write i think iwe gath a date(sort of). ill write it in word. was a little embarrased by the situation so i wondered if i were gonna write it but i suppose if somehwere i could put it i could put it here .

 

[Ratty]

Lets just say ewerytime a woman i dont nowe approaches me i look annywhere but on her and geth a sudden feeling of running away and hide under my bed. And i start studdering so much they give up trying to communicate.
Im ashamed to call myself adult *sight*.

then why you still a virgin? *raises eyebrow*

 

[Pixie Mischief]

how do you hide under your bed in the middle of the street??
perhapes you need to gather some gonads and go talk to a chicky.

Lets just say ewerytime a woman i dont nowe approaches me i look annywhere but on her and geth a sudden feeling of running away and hide under my bed. And i start studdering so much they give up trying to communicate.
Im ashamed to call myself adult *sight*.