How to geth a woman?

[Ratty]

Allright heres the deal im 21 and i hawent ewen had ¨my bloody first kiss yet. makes me mad, nowe how to geth a woman i mean im a geekc i admit that and im called ratty wich dosnt really help when you forgeth yourself and present yourself as Hi im ratty. the reason i called that is im constantly nibbling ore chewing on something(bad habbit cant stopp). so this is me and i cant say im overly good looking ether. So am i just one of those guys that are doomed for eternity to live my life alone, ore annywone hawe some tips to help a doomed guy here.

Ps: pleace scuse the typing errors my english is bad lol.

 

[Mr Marmite]

wanna woman try using these pick up lines:
Would you like to come to church with me one Sunday?
You look just like my grandmother.
I smell great.
What’s your favourite brand of gin?
I’m not as hairy as I look.
Hey, bitch. Me wanna some pussy, you dig?
You look like a submarine... a yellow submarine!
I’m quite tall.
Hello, baby. Want to go back to your place and have cyber-sex with me?
I’ve got a gun.

 

[biggieds]

I can shed some light.
I remember asking this one girl in high school, 1st time i wasnt rejected (this was also the 1st time I asked a mature woman in high school).


OK 1st:
Find a girl and talk to her, get to know her before you start dating

2. Dont bother rehearsing the same line 1000000000000 times before asking her out.

3. Get some friends to boost your confidence.

4. Think your sexy.

5. No girl will turn away a guy who she knows, and wants to treat her to anything.

I did everything wrong, and still got a "sure/maybe," and Im not/was not even a fit or even really attractive guy.

GL

 

[dollface007]

basics first...

First things first (i'm sure you already practice these habits, but just to be sure):
bathe often
use deoderent
comb your hair, and keep a clean shave/beard style
brush your teeth


Now here's the hard part:
Be yourself.
Make friends...friends will introduce you to their female friends. If you already have friends, then ask them why they haven't introduced you to their female friends and sisters.
Never ever use the lame-ass lines posted above or any line that you've thought out beforehand. Just say, "Hi, how are you?"
Smile even when you're nervous
Have fun...if you're having fun, others will want to be around you.
Don't act like you've never kissed a girl and it will be the biggest moment of your life when you do. Be confident and sexy.