serious thread about testicles

[Guest]

i want to know the opinions of the ladys out there to a senario.

say you met a guy and one thing turned to another and you were in bed with each other for the first time, and he announched that he only had one testicle.

what would be your reaction

sorry to stay nameless on this thread but i am embarressed by this and have been for many years.

 

[April]

I would be fascinated. Wanna see. But, ultimately, not grossed out by it. Hell, they're not very aesthetically pleasing anyway. LOL

 

[tswyk]

No problem here

 

[ksmybuttons]

You only need one...

 

[Cheyenne]

Yup, kind of like a kidney. You only need one. Wouldn't bother me a bit.

I haven't read about this in awhile but I don't think it is that rare to have only one, is it?

p.s. We'd be happy to take a look for you if you have a picture you'd like to post. No smart ass comments, we promise.

 

[sassy_siren]

wouldn't have no problem here, some people only have one...it doesent change anything.

 

[Guest]

Chill, man. At least your testicle is not nailed to a bar of wood, like a fucked up AV I've seen somewhere on Lit.

 

[April]

LMAO That would be Outsider's av.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

There is nothing wrong with that ...

I would be curious and ask how it happen ... but then that would be it.


A friend of mine lost one of his testicles when he was young, he had testicular cancer. I never thought less of him or anything. He was still the same person.


So don't worry about it...

 

[La Huesera]

Had that happen to me once. Things did not go very far. Not because it turned me off, but because he tried to tell me that we did not need to use a rubber because he could not "give me a child" with one testy. Other then that, it would have been fine. Did not bug me at all.

 

[Xander]

Yup, kind of like a kidney. You only need one. Wouldn't bother me a bit.

I haven't read about this in awhile but I don't think it is that rare to have only one, is it?

Nope its not the rare.

 

[April]

Really, Xan. Is there something you haven't told me? Or is that TMI?

 

[Xander]

Really, Xan. Is there something you haven't told me? Or is that TMI?

Oh C'mon Doo Doo Head, thats no big secret.

 

[Mona Lisa]

I wouldn't have a problem with a guy who was missing a testicle... unless he was so hung up on having only one testicle that it started affecting our love life.

Attitude is everything. Having one testicle is sort of unusal, so she probably won't have any preconceived responses to it. That gives you the perfect opportunity to influence her thinking on the matter. If you act like it's no big deal, it's probably not going to be a big deal for her.

Of course, it's hard to act like it's no big deal when it IS a big deal to you. I have two suggestions for that.

First, you might want to consider getting some counseling to help you feel more comfortable with yourself. My guess is that over the years only having one testicle has bothered you a great deal, but you've been too embarrased to talk to anyone about it. Consequently, your insecurities have been doing laps around your brain, gaining strength, unimpeded by reality. If you can just talk thinks out with someone, you might suddenly realize that all your worries are just a little out of hand now that you're hearing them out loud.

Second, and definitely a plan B (or C, or D, or...): They DO make implants for people who only have one testicle (Heck, they even make implants for dogs who have no testicles). If you've tried to get over having one testicle and it's just not working, go get yourself an new one!

 

[ExLimey]

Why on Earth would anyone want to get testicle implants for their dog? So he has something to lick? I got news for everyone, it doesn't matter, they still go to town down there! I've never heard of this before.

 

[Cheyenne]

Why on Earth would anyone want to get testicle implants for their dog? So he has something to lick? I got news for everyone, it doesn't matter, they still go to town down there! I've never heard of this before.

??? Have you been drinking since last evening and not gone to bed yet, perhaps?

 

[Kitte]

Ah Its no big deal...as long as you are having fun and she is having fun, no woman worth her salt would be upset by it. But just a suggestion, tell her BEFORE you get into it...so there isnt that moment of UmmmOh Really while you are getting your groove on.

 

[bluespoke]

This rather reminds me of an old parody I heard.

Hitler he only has one ball

Goring has two but very small

Himmler has something similar

But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.

 

[ExLimey]

??? Have you been drinking since last evening and not gone to bed yet, perhaps?

I went to bed early last night and haven't had a drink in weeks. I still don't know why anyone would pay to have their dog's testicles removed and then pay to have implants put in. I love my dog more than anything else but I just don't see the reasoning behind it.