Serious discussion: the physical health of Tops

[Cattypuss]

Sometimes I go on fish-eating streaks, three or four main meals in a week. I'm lucky-- I have an excellent and well-priced Fishmonger close by because so many Filipinos live in my area. So I get Salmon, tilapia, halibut, squid and things with names I can't pronounce...

Why?

Fish oil in diet = good for joints.

 

[where]

I dunno... it could slide right into the kind of medfet stuff that is on the thread in the fetish forum.

I can go either way, personally. And the other either way, too.

I still prefer the personal touch.

 

[DVS]

Duly noted, gramps.

I'll be gramps and you can be cramps.

 

[DVS]

Oh fuck off! that is like Turing sex!

where is the satisfaction in watching someone or something doing the deed.

pffft! Amateur!

pffft! Amateur? Wow! We're touchy, today. Just because you don't have all of the nice toys that I have, you don't think they're fun? Why do you think I made them? I didn't make them so I wouldn't have to do any of the work. I made them because they do some of the work, so I can do other things at the same time...or, I can sit back and watch the show, if I want. Don't knock it until you've tried it. And if it just doesn't float your boat, that's OK, too. pffft!

In case you didn't know, I have tiger blood and Adonis DNA!

 

[DVS]

I still prefer the personal touch.

You don't think my way is personal? This isn't some robotic thing that I run from another room while watching through a safety glass window. But, if you don't like my toys, I'm OK with that. It doesn't bother me if you don't enjoy my way of having fun. I made my toys so I could enjoy them...and I do.

 

[Homburg]

On Saturday, I performed a spanking that has left my wrist and elbow with a lingering stiffness. That's what I get for not warming up beforehand.

Who knew she had such a hard ass?

Arnica cream is not just for bottoms. While it's useful for bruises, it also has a midl muscle loosening effect and some topical analgesic properties. Capsacin rubs do well to, but don't get them on tender bits. Or do. Your call.

If you really want the big guns, looks up "Contrast bath". It's no fun, but it works well for hands/wrists.

 

[where]

pffft! Amateur? Wow! We're touchy, today. Just because you don't have all of the nice toys that I have, you don't think they're fun? Why do you think I made them? I didn't make them so I wouldn't have to do any of the work. I made them because they do some of the work, so I can do other things at the same time...or, I can sit back and watch the show, if I want. Don't knock it until you've tried it. And if it just doesn't float your boat, that's OK, too. pffft!

In case you didn't know, I have tiger blood and Adonis DNA!

You don't think my way is personal? This isn't some robotic thing that I run from another room while watching through a safety glass window. But, if you don't like my toys, I'm OK with that. It doesn't bother me if you don't enjoy my way of having fun. I made my toys so I could enjoy them...and I do.

OK, tiger god. post pics and convince me

 

[Stella_Omega]

I'll be gramps and you can be cramps.

I'm too old for cramps. But thanks for the compliment

...This isn't some robotic thing that I run from another room while watching through a safety glass window...

whoah, that pushes a button or two for me...

 

[DVS]

OK, tiger god. post pics and convince me

Oh come on, now. I'm a big talker, but nobody said I had to back it up with pictures!

But seriously, I don't have a camera, nor are my toys that photogenic, either. They work, but they aren't anything more than prototypes. Maybe if I thought of ever mass producing them, I would have made them look um,...pretty.


I don't know...maybe that somehow makes them appear more dastardly or "Frankensteinish" to coin a word. Oh wait, devious!

 

[DVS]

I'm too old for cramps. But thanks for the compliment

I was talking about your wrist...sore or cramps. I wasn't speaking about anything else.

whoah, that pushes a button or two for me...

In a sexual way? You're kinky!

 

[Stella_Omega]

I was talking about your wrist...sore or cramps. I wasn't speaking about anything else.

In a sexual way? You're kinky!

.