Senior Moments

[done_got_old]

Just click the thingy you say......I'll try that.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

When all your sports hero's are retired, You see them sitting on TV announcing games now and you wonder who all the new players are.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

When...um. I...

What was I going to say?

 

[Jada59]

Laughing when a younger person plays a song for you, not realizing that it's a cover from an old tune.

 

[CamronsInsider]

*bump*

Bumping?!?!

 

[done_got_old]

Let's hope the bump works this time.

 

[CamronsInsider]

Let's hope the bump works this time.

Bump into me anytime

I’ll bump into you back

 

[done_got_old]

Bump into me anytime

I’ll bump into you back

That sounds a lot like fucking.

 

[done_got_old]

The other replies, "Oh sure I do."

The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?"

The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."

After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"