Senior Moments

[bigcpl4fun]

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I know...I was there...

 

[Spenser41]

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LMBO good one!

 

[done_got_old]

LMBO good one!

Is he calling us dinosaurs?

 

[Spenser41]

Is he calling us dinosaurs?

I think he was say......mmm... I think ...... I don't know.

 

[bigcpl4fun]

Is he calling us dinosaurs?

Polyplayus Sex, perhaps ?

 

[done_got_old]

Polyplayus Sex, perhaps ?

Cute........

 

[bigcpl4fun]

Cute........

Not as cute as you. ..

 

[done_got_old]

Not as cute as you. ..

You ought to quit.

 

[bigcpl4fun]

You ought to quit.

I will, when I'm dead...

 

[done_got_old]

I will, when I'm dead...

Why wait, get a head start now. One of my 8th graders (now 31) died in her sleep a couple of days ago.

 

[tasteyourthighs]

I will, when I'm dead...

You still have alot to enjoy.

 

[done_got_old]

You still have a lot to enjoy.

Let's hope so!

 

[bigcpl4fun]

Why wait, get a head start now. One of my 8th graders (now 31) died in her sleep a couple of days ago.

I'm planning on going while I'm in the saddle. The wife's not happy at the prospect.....

 

[bigcpl4fun]

Let's hope so!

I'll hold off as long as possible....

 

[bigcpl4fun]

You still have alot to enjoy.

Planning on it...

 

[done_got_old]

I'm planning on going while I'm in the saddle. The wife's not happy at the prospect.....

I don't blame her! Talking about dead weight!!!

 

[bigcpl4fun]

I don't blame her! Talking about dead weight!!!

Not if she's on top ...

 

[done_got_old]

Not if she's on top ...

Dakota tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.

However, government bureaucracies often try other strategies with dead horses, including the following:

1. Buying a stronger whip.
2. Changing riders.
3. Saying things like "This is the way we always have ridden this horse."
4. Arranging to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses.
5. Increasing the standards to ride dead horses.
6. Appointing a committee to study the dead horse.
7. Waiting for the horse's condition to improve from this temporary downturn.
8. Providing additional training to increase riding ability.
9. Passing legislation declaring "This horse is not dead."
10. Blaming the horse's parents.
11. Acquiring additional dead horses for increased speed.
12. Declaring that "No horse is too dead to beat."
13. Providing additional funding to increase the horse's performance.
14. Commissioning a study to see if private contractors can ride it cheaper.
15. Removing all obstacles in the dead horse's path.
16. Taking bids for a state-of-the art dead horse.
17. Declaring the horse is "better, faster and cheaper" dead.
18. Revising the performance requirements for horses.
19. Saying the horse was procured with cost as an independent variable.
20. Raising taxes (any excuse will do).

And if all else fails:

21. Promote the dead horse to a supervisory position

 

[bigcpl4fun]

Dakota tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.

However, government bureaucracies often try other strategies with dead horses, including the following:

1. Buying a stronger whip.
2. Changing riders.
3. Saying things like "This is the way we always have ridden this horse."
4. Arranging to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses.
5. Increasing the standards to ride dead horses.
6. Appointing a committee to study the dead horse.
7. Waiting for the horse's condition to improve from this temporary downturn.
8. Providing additional training to increase riding ability.
9. Passing legislation declaring "This horse is not dead."
10. Blaming the horse's parents.
11. Acquiring additional dead horses for increased speed.
12. Declaring that "No horse is too dead to beat."
13. Providing additional funding to increase the horse's performance.
14. Commissioning a study to see if private contractors can ride it cheaper.
15. Removing all obstacles in the dead horse's path.
16. Taking bids for a state-of-the art dead horse.
17. Declaring the horse is "better, faster and cheaper" dead.
18. Revising the performance requirements for horses.
19. Saying the horse was procured with cost as an independent variable.
20. Raising taxes (any excuse will do).

And if all else fails:

21. Promote the dead horse to a supervisory position

Ok, you've convinced me, I'll stop beating it...

 

[done_got_old]

Ok, you've convinced me, I'll stop beating it...

I don't know why I thought of that when I saw your post. Strange things come to my mind. They usually go to waste without a classroom full of students to use them on.

 

[bigcpl4fun]

I don't know why I thought of that when I saw your post. Strange things come to my mind. They usually go to waste without a classroom full of students to use them on.

I'm in love with your strange mind...

 

[done_got_old]

I'm in love with your strange mind...

That makes you strange.

My students told me they were afraid of me until they were assigned to my class. Then they thought I was funny and weird.

 

[bigcpl4fun]

That makes you strange.

My students told me they were afraid of me until they were assigned to my class. Then they thought I was funny and weird.

And someone they'll always remember fondly...

 

[done_got_old]

And someone they'll always remember fondly...

I talk to them and in some cases, their parents all the time. One young man I met at his sister's 8th grade promotion. Three years later he was in my class. Today he and his wife had their first child!

 

[bigcpl4fun]

I talk to them and in some cases, their parents all the time. One young man I met at his sister's 8th grade promotion. Three years later he was in my class. Today he and his wife had their first child!

Yes. We have nieces and nephews having theirs.