Send a Random PM

[Chaingun]

Filth is for after a relationship has been established and it is clearly permissible. Sending raunchy thoughts/fantasies/desires without it is akin to walking up to women in the street, whipping out your junk, and saying, "Hey Baby, you are exactly what I've been looking for. Fancy a shag?"

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Sending one now.

 

[Chaingun]

If it wasn't such a fucking sausage fest in here, it would be a lot easier to send them. As it is, finding a random woman to send a random PM to is hard.

:idea:

How about some of you bandwidth wasting, cock picture sending, no spelling skills having, grammar illiterate, two fisted trolls log off so the normal people can enjoy the board?

:flipoff:

 

[SmileyGirl]

If it wasn't such a fucking sausage fest in here, it would be a lot easier to send them. As it is, finding a random woman to send a random PM to is hard.

:idea:

How about some of you bandwidth wasting, cock picture sending, no spelling skills having, grammar illiterate, two fisted trolls log off so the normal people can enjoy the board?

:flipoff:

Someone's not a happy bunny

 

[kimbalee]

If it wasn't such a fucking sausage fest in here, it would be a lot easier to send them. As it is, finding a random woman to send a random PM to is hard.

:idea:

How about some of you bandwidth wasting, cock picture sending, no spelling skills having, grammar illiterate, two fisted trolls log off so the normal people can enjoy the board?

:flipoff:

You are giving me a fit of giggles with this.

That sounds like a splendid idea... but how to we sort out the "normal people," and are there really any normal people here?

 

[Chaingun]

Someone's not a happy bunny

I'm feeling very rant-y. Which might lead to me feeling very stabby.

And then who knows? But I am aware of the warning signs. So, thought I'd make a funny.



Admission is the first step to recovery, right?

 

[SmileyGirl]

I'm feeling very rant-y. Which might lead to me feeling very stabby.

And then who knows? But I am aware of the warning signs. So, thought I'd make a funny.



Admission is the first step to recovery, right?

I'm not complaining hehe I liiiiiike it

 

[Chaingun]

You are giving me a fit of giggles with this.

That sounds like a splendid idea... but how to we sort out the "normal people," and are there really any normal people here?

Easy, but my method might make some of the other penis owners upset.

I'm not complaining hehe I liiiiiike it

I went off completely in a rant on Fetlife a few weeks ago and it got more loves than anything serious I've ever written. Perhaps I'm funnier when I'm fake-mad.

 

[Spins]

The beauty (and the genius if I might add) is the total lack of a reason needed.

No reason to be fake mad...send yourself a sausage. Maybe you'll get one in return.

 

[MadameEmma]

this is fun,
sent another one!

 

[smotherman]

Sent

Signed, sealed and delivered

 

[Chaingun]

I have an admission. My PM's are never random.

 

[Spins]

My last few have not gone so well.

Perhaps that means other folks are doing well.

 

[Spins]

I am on an epic strike out binge this week!

 

[Chaingun]

I am on an epic strike out binge this week!

Are you sending enough pics of your junk? Are you spending too much time on your spelling and grammar? Are you not demanding immediate response to your cravings?

LOL

 

[Spins]

Are you sending enough pics of your junk? Are you spending too much time on your spelling and grammar? Are you not demanding immediate response to your cravings?

LOL

I do not think I have ever done such a thing!

Well. Once.

 

[Chaingun]

I do not think I have ever done such a thing!

Well. Once.

That's why you're striking out. Gotta dumb that shit down, Man. Ladies don't want a smart guy. Look around you. The dumbest guys are always with the ladies while the guys who can spell are dating their hands.

 

[Spins]

That's why you're striking out. Gotta dumb that shit down, Man. Ladies don't want a smart guy. Look around you. The dumbest guys are always with the ladies while the guys who can spell are dating their hands.

Thanks for the advice.

I assume this method works well for you?

 

[Chaingun]

No. I find it physically painful to write in text speak or to use bad grammar unless I am drunk.

So, basically, nothing works for me.

 

[Spins]

Things work...for a bit.

I have a problem with follow up

 

[veryviolet1]

Done and done

 

[veryviolet1]

That's why you're striking out. Gotta dumb that shit down, Man. Ladies don't want a smart guy. Look around you. The dumbest guys are always with the ladies while the guys who can spell are dating their hands.

Aaaaannnddd yet another reason I luff you! Lol

 

[MadameEmma]

That's why you're striking out. Gotta dumb that shit down, Man. Ladies don't want a smart guy. Look around you. The dumbest guys are always with the ladies while the guys who can spell are dating their hands.

This is grossly unfair!
They were smart when we found them.

 

[BiGuyMN]

Done and done

It didn't come through. Try again?

 

[veryviolet1]

It didn't come through. Try again?

But then it wouldn't be random...