Self Oral.Would You ?

[sexyspank]

Wendy's whacky mind going out of control again.How many of you would enjoy giving yourself oral sex if you were able to.Would the idea turn you off or would you like to try it? The guys would have a several inches start so maybe some of them can do it I don't know.




Wendy






Hugs And kisses To Candy

 

[Zidane]

well, gee...
If it was as natural as maturbating normally, then yes, I'd do it to myself. But if I had to do some operations or go through hoops to do it, just forget it.

 

[mischeviousmisti]

I would be inclined to agree with Zidane

 

[VanB]

You bet - I can think of no good reason not to!

 

[gemini2230]

wendy, that reminds me a hilarious joke. 2 guys are walking down the street when they pass a dog who is licking his testicles. the first guy sighs and says "i sure wish i could do that". the 2nd guy replies, "well if you pet him first, he might let you!!!"

i know, don't quit my day job!

 

[sexyspank]

Nice One

Nice one gemini When do you turn professional?


Wendy










Hugs And Kisses To Candy

 

[gemini2230]

wendy, i know my limitations, what are yours? who's candy, are you a lesbian, bisexual, or your boyfriend just got a feminine name?? (just kidding- I read your profile) you DO seem like a kinky girl! (i hate it when that happens) talk to you later

 

[Frimost]

It has a name

Autofellatio is common enough that a whole percentage of the male segment of society can perform this act of contortionism (I think it’s between 2-5%). I believe there are whole gay porn sites devoted to this if you are interested, sexyspank. Just remember the key word “Autofellatio” which is its technical name.

However, I have only read of a handful of cases of women being able to perform autocunnilingus and have only seen one legitimate picture of it on the Internet (and it was small and blurry, a little freebie on the welcome page to a XXX web-site).

Come on! Don't you all remember this whole conversation from the movie Clerks? lol

 

[IrishGuy777]

hell ya

there's the old saying of "why does a dog lick his balls,, because he can". while the thought of tasting my own semen makes me sick to think of it, if i could give myself head, i wouldn't hesitate at all.

 

[Malachi]

I would do it.

In fact, when I was a teenager I used to try pretty hard sometimes. It got so I could use my tongue on the head of my penis, and a few times I even got a couple inches in. I have to say that though the idea of it was cool, the reality of it wasn't quite so good for me. It felt great on my member, but it was very hard to breathe and sometimes a little painful in my back and neck, though I'm pretty sure I didn't do any lasting damage. I didn't mind the taste or texture of my own cum, (in fact it was kind of good sometimes), but it did leave a funny after-feel in my throat that I didn't like, which is hard to describe, kind of itchy, maybe even a bit sore.

Every now and then I wish I could feel what it would be like to suck on it, all the way (or as well as I could) without the discomfort, but when it comes down to it, the only cock (or cum) I would really want in my mouth is my own, so that fantasy is pretty much a dead-end.
Call me narcissistic.

I hope somebody finds this interesting. I haven't really given any similar testimonials on this site, and I don't remember ever telling anyone about this besides my ex-wife. It had been years since I'd tried, but she wanted me to demonstrate. I was ultimately unsuccessful, but she sure got worked up watching me try.

 

[Halx]

I would never leave my room!!!



juuuust kiddin'

 

[sexyspank]

It's Easy

I think we'll have to assume it's easy to do.Now if you could do it comfortably would you?





Wendy







Hugs and Kisses To Candy

 

[Guest]

I've actually seen a Guy give himself head!!
Asight 4 sore eyes!! haha.. he must b one happy person.. Mel

 

[Eric623]

I've always claimed that if men could give themselves oral sex, life on this planet would cease to exist as we know it! I don't know of any man who can watch his dog lick its balls and not feel jealous or remorse. Even though us guys have a few extra inches, it is almost impossible td do. We've all tried it (come on admit it), but the human spine is just not flexible enough. Those who can give themselves oral sex have done extended yoga trainging or are rather hung. I'm sure many a chiropracter has made a few bucks fixing up strained backs and necks from such attempts

 

[Cotedebeaune]

When younger, fitter and more supple I found it easy to suck my own dick but for some reason never persued it through to orgasm.

Always preferred to have the lady in my life administer the ultimate oral caresses.

 

[Lance Hardrock]

In my teens

and even through college, I used to swing my legs up over my head and point my cock at my mouth. I could never quite taste it, though I stretched my tongue and pulled my dick hard. LOL. Probably for the best. I did jack it off a couple times and caught the cum. Not bad, but not great either. I just wanted to know what it tasted like. And it did leave a scratchy burning sensation in my throat. Hmmm. I wonder if you ladies have observed that?

Now, with many more pounds around the middle, I can't even get the legs over my head anymore. hehehee.

I just have to have someone else suck me off. I'm more than happy to lick a woman through as many orgasms as she desires. I've never had the burning, scratchy taste from female juices. Pussy juice is such sweet nectar.

 

[Kandi]

abso-fuckin-lutely

you mean -- you don't?

yoga, guys, come on, get flexible

and tell me, WHAT's the down side of it?

 

[Guest]

From Experience

I am from speaking from experience and it is very enjoyable although the obvious smelly breath and I do not swallow my own cum. it is just like wanking and if you cose your eyes can imagine anything. Btw i am bi so maybe not all men would enjoy it.

 

[LipstickKitten]

Wendy can probably quote what my response will be.

If I had the ability (comfortably) to suck on my own clit, I would thoroughly enjoy it. If you've read many of my posts, you know I love the taste of my pussy juices, so I'd love to be bringing myself to a gushing orgams while licking my own clit, then enjoying the juices from my labor.

Candy

And, yes, gemini, I am THE Candy.

<kisses, Wendy>

 

[DriveSouth]

Ah! The Life Of A Dog

Oh yes - if only I could be like our furry four legged friends. Wouldn't it be nice to be able to just lay down and lick your own!!!

 

[Guest]

*Wagging Tail*
*Slurp* Sure would!!! Melissa

 

[DriveSouth]

yummy -

wag that tail over here, a bit closer!

 

[Thor69]

Oh to Cum im MY Mouth

Hell, would I ever love to be able to suck myself off...whnever I can't be with someone....mmm. I have shot my big load and licked it up...a very special flavor...then rubbed it on my cock to cum again....sperm bank?....all doors are open!

 

[Thor69]

YummmyBaby...

How 'bout you giving me your "suck-u-lent" cum and I'll share it with you...we could mix some of it with my pearly white cream and make a special appetizer!!! mmmm

 

[Guest]

*Woof*Woof* Down boy Down!!
Here Start licking.. lol....... Melissa