Seeking logical explanations

[yui]

The voles did, too. We leave the camp untenanted and closed up all winter, in a usual year. Generations of mice have been born in the stuffing of the old couch. Usually paramiscus, the deer mouse, but the little gray house mouse mus has taken its turn in the hotel as well.

Year before last, it was red-backed voles. A nesting pair lived in the woodpile under the drain board by the sink. I held out a big metal pan and nudged it at them, and they climbed aboard. They rode docilely on it all the way outdoors. I put the pan down and they stepped off and walked toward the huckleberry bushes.

I call that polite.

I just freaking like you and your stories, Cant.

Oh, hello, BRB

 

[CharleyH]

Holy Shit! That is certainly more information than I need!

Cant is very descriptive Read his stories I stick with my answer. Its the best.

 

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[SamanthaSmith]

Cant is very descriptive Read his stories I stick with my answer. Its the best.

Dare I ??? .... ok, I'm off !!!!

 

[zeb1094]

I'd vote for the squirrel explanation. Fuzzy little minions of Satan.

Yea, another convert. Sick little fuckers them squirrels.

 

[cantdog]

I didn't exactly need the information, either. But I mean, there it was, wasn't it?

 

[CharleyH]

I'd vote for the squirrel explanation. Fuzzy little minions of Satan.

As a squirrel QUEEN I KNOW the little pissing and shitting and scouraging bastards, but lets look at the initial question of this thread.

 

[zeb1094]

As a squirrel QUEEN I KNOW the little pissing and shitting and scouraging bastards, but lets look at the initial question of this thread.

Yeah, so, it was done by squirrels, sick little bastards like to fuck with us. They also like the little tingle they get when the bite down on them wires. Puts a smile on their face evertime.

 

[SamanthaSmith]

Holy Kiki!!

 

[CharleyH]

Yeah, so, it was done by squirrels, sick little bastards like to fuck with us. They also like the little tingle they get when the bite down on them wires. Puts a smile on their face evertime.

Sounds like George Bush, huh?

 

[cantdog]

I loved the psychic explanation, Charley, the subconscious wake-up call.

 

[zeb1094]

Sounds like George Bush, huh?

Or Ted Kennedy.

 

[SamanthaSmith]

Ted the Head!!

 

[cantdog]

We had a squirrel in the camp one time only, and just for half an hour. Red squirrel, eastern type. Really hideously destructive. Families of mice having months to operate did lots less damage than one panicky red squirrel trapped in there for a half hour.

They're active, they're likely to nibble anything at all-- wood, soap, plastic-- and they knocked shit off the pegs and off the shelves, besides.

 

[zeb1094]

Ted the Head!!

Hehe.

 

[CharleyH]

Dare I ??? .... ok, I'm off !!!!

NEVER ask of Squirels and my bad relationship to them - damn I know you, and love your luggage.

 

[CharleyH]

I loved the psychic explanation, Charley, the subconscious wake-up call.

 

[NoJo]

wtf...is a vole?

A vole is beloved of crossword addicts, as it's the only anagram of "love".

 

[SamanthaSmith]

NEVER ask of Squirels and my bad relationship to them - damn I know you, and love your luggage.

hear no evil
see no evil
speak no evil

 

[NoJo]

hear no evil
see no evil
speak no evil

But life would be soooo dull....

 

[SamanthaSmith]

A vole is beloved of crossword addicts, as it's the only anagram of "love".

I'll have to remember that when I do my bi-annual leap year crossword puzzle.

 

[cantdog]

Voles and lemmings. Little bastards. I saw gibnut tracks in Belize. They grow rodents big, down that way.

 

[Samandiriel]

Poltergeist. Your building in built over an ancient Druid burial ground.

 

[NoJo]

Why can't you just die?

 

[Samandiriel]

Why can't you just die?

I'm immortal.