Seeking logical explanations

[NoJo]

I'm immortal.

You added a "t"

 

[Samandiriel]

You added a "t"

and dyslexic.

 

[NoJo]

and dyslexic.

So you basically just hang around here, misspelling things for all eternity. Cool.

 

[Samandiriel]

So you basically just hang around here, misspelling things for all eternity. Cool.

Yep. I'm also filling in for the ghost of Christmas Past this year. She has a sinus infection.

 

[NoJo]

Yep. I'm also filling in for the ghost of Christmas Past this year. She has a sinus infection.

Actually she and some friends tried to sing carols outside my house last week, so I poured a bucket of water over them while they stood outside. At least I think it was her. It could have been some kids from the neighbourhood.

 

[Samandiriel]

Actually she and some friends tried to sing carols outside my house last week, so I poured a bucket of water over them while they stood outside. At least I think it was her. It could have been some kids from the neighbourhood.

I'll have to ask her...you are on the list by the way. I'll see you friday night. Half of the AH is on here.

 

[NoJo]

I'll have to ask her...you are on the list by the way. I'll see you friday night. Half of the AH is on here.

Actually, Friday night I'm out chopping down fir trees. Not that I ever have Xmas trees. It's just something to do.

 

[Samandiriel]

Actually, Friday night I'm out chopping down fir trees. Not that I ever have Xmas trees. It's just something to do.

It's good to see you're finally getting out more and a hobby is always a nice start. Make sure they have nests in them and throw them into a huge pile then set them on fire.

How's Saturday?

 

[NoJo]

It's good to see you're finally getting out more and a hobby is always a nice start. Make sure they have nests in them and throw them into a huge pile then set them on fire.

How's Saturday?

I'm out child-molesting. Sorry.

 

[Samandiriel]

I'm out child-molesting. Sorry.

Okay, monday night...no excuses. I'll have to bump CharleyH.

 

[NoJo]

Okay, monday night...no excuses. I'll have to bump CharleyH.

Rather you than me. Phew.

Edit: You didn't mean hump, did you. Becuase if so, rather me than you.

 

[Samandiriel]

Rather you than me. Phew.

Edit: You didn't mean hump, did you. Becuase if so, rather me than you.

Even the undead dead have their standards.
Now my skin is all crawly.........damn maggots.

 

[NoJo]

Even the undead dead have their standards.
Now my skin is all crawly.........damn maggots.

You're just saying that to give me a rigor mortis.

 

[Samandiriel]

You're just saying that to give me a rigor mortis.

Did it work?

 

[NoJo]

Did it work?

It opened the lid of my coffin, alright.

 

[Samandiriel]

It opened the lid of my coffin, alright.

I still got it.

Do you still like those embalming fluid enemas?

 

[NoJo]

I still got it.

Do you still like those embalming fluid enemas?

You told me it was semen. I wondered how you could collect so much.

 

[Samandiriel]

You told me it was semen. I wondered how you could collect so much.

Did I mention that I lie a lot? It's cheaper than Botox which I've noticed you are in need of desperately.

 

[NoJo]

Did I mention that I lie a lot? It's cheaper than Botox which I've noticed you are in need of desperately.

I've had botox. That picture is me laughing hysterically at a joke.

 

[Samandiriel]

I've had botox. That picture is me laughing hysterically at a joke.

Wow, you've gotten great results!

 

[NoJo]

Wow, you've gotten great results!

Anyway, I know you're really Tatelou, so you wasted all that money on the surgery.

 

[Samandiriel]

Anyway, I know you're really Tatelou, so you wasted all that money on the surgery.

Bloody Hell.
It was originally suppossed to be a breast augmentation but they just kept on going.

 

[NoJo]

Bloody Hell.
It was originally suppossed to be a breast augmentation but they just kept on going.

It's a wonder you didn't burst. That would have made a great noise.

 

[Samandiriel]

It's a wonder you didn't burst. That would have made a great noise.

Like a great bladder on a stick lolling about. Can you imagine cleaning that up?

 

[NoJo]

Like a great bladder on a stick lolling about. Can you imagine cleaning that up?

You know I can.