Seeking BBW

A contestant on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" had reached the final plateau.
If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If she
answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $32,000 milestone money.

> >

> > And as she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was no
pushover. It was, "Which of the following species of birds does not build its
own nest, but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds? Is it:

> >

> > A) the condor;

> >

> > B) the buzzard;

> >

> > C) the cuckoo; or

> >

> > D) the vulture?"

> >

> > The woman was on the spot. She did not know the answer. And she was doubly
on the spot because she had used up her 50/50 Lifeline and her Audience Poll
Lifeline. All that remained was her Phone-a-Friend Lifeline, and the woman had
hoped that she would not have to use it. Mainly because the only friend that she
knew would be home happened to be a blonde.

> >

> > But the contestant had no alternative. She called her friend and gave her
the question and the four choices.

> >

> > The blonde responded unhesitatingly: "That's easy. The answer is C: The
cuckoo."

> > The contestant had to make a decision and make it fast. She considered
employing a reverse strategy and giving Regis any answer except the one that her
friend had given her. And considering that her friend was a blonde, that would
seem to be the logical thing to do.

> >

> > On the other hand -- the blonde had responded with such confidence, such
certitude, that the contestant could not help but be persuaded.

> >

> > "I need an answer," said Regis.

> >

> > Crossing her fingers, the contestant said, "C: The cuckoo

> >

> > "Is that your final answer?" asked Regis.

> >

> > "Yes, that is my final answer."

> >

> > Two minutes later, Regis said, "I regret to inform you that that answer is .
. . absolutely correct. You are now a millionaire!"

> >

> > Three days later, the contestant hosted a party for her family and friends
-- including the blonde who had helped her win the million dollars.

> >

> > "Jenny, I just do not know how to thank you," said the contestant. "Because
of your knowing the answer to that final question, I am now a millionaire.

> >

> > And do you want to know something? It was the assuredness with which you
answered the question that convinced me to go with your choice. By the way . How
did you happen to know the right answer?"

> >

> > "Oh, come on," said the blonde. "Everybody knows that cuckoos don't build
nests.





They live in clocks."
 
Good Morning Ya'll

wow i was surprised to see people posting :)

Hope everyone is doing great
 
This one is for you Harshaw


> > An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,
> > "Sir,
> > what's that on your shoulder?"
> > The old farmer said, "That's my pet rooster Chucky. Wherever I go Chuck
> > goes.
> >
> > "I'm sorry sir," said the ticket agent. "We can't allow animals in the
> > theater."
> >
> > The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the bird down his
> > overalls
> > he returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater. He
> > sat
> > down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge.
> >
> > The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer
> > unbuttoned
> > his fly so Chucky could stick his head out and watch the movie.
> >
> > "Marge," whispered Mildred.
> >
> > "What?" said Marge.
> >
> > "I think the guy next to me is a pervert."
> >
> > "What makes you think so?" asked Marge.
> >
> > "He undid his pants and he has his thing out," whispered Mildred.
> >
> > "Well, don't worry about it," said Marge. "Hell at our age we've seen
> > 'em
> > all."
> >
> > "I thought so too," said Mildred, "But this one's eatin' my
> > popcorn"!!!!!!!!
> >
 
North of the 49th .....

........ don't forget us BBW in the great white north ..... looking for a variety of ways to keep warm and thaw out ....... always willing to try something new .......... *smile* ........ hope to hear from men and women ......... young and old ......... *kiss*
 
bamagirl said:
This one is for you Harshaw


> > An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,
> > "Sir,
> > what's that on your shoulder?"
> > The old farmer said, "That's my pet rooster Chucky. Wherever I go Chuck
> > goes.
> >
> > "I'm sorry sir," said the ticket agent. "We can't allow animals in the
> > theater."
> >
> > The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the bird down his
> > overalls
> > he returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater. He
> > sat
> > down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge.
> >
> > The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer
> > unbuttoned
> > his fly so Chucky could stick his head out and watch the movie.
> >
> > "Marge," whispered Mildred.
> >
> > "What?" said Marge.
> >
> > "I think the guy next to me is a pervert."
> >
> > "What makes you think so?" asked Marge.
> >
> > "He undid his pants and he has his thing out," whispered Mildred.
> >
> > "Well, don't worry about it," said Marge. "Hell at our age we've seen
> > 'em
> > all."
> >
> > "I thought so too," said Mildred, "But this one's eatin' my
> > popcorn"!!!!!!!!
> >

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

I love that one! :D
 
Re: North of the 49th .....

hannahs_tempted said:
........ don't forget us BBW in the great white north ..... looking for a variety of ways to keep warm and thaw out ....... always willing to try something new .......... *smile* ........ hope to hear from men and women ......... young and old ......... *kiss*

Welcome to the thread hannah. Can't forget the North ;)
 
Good morning from the frozen midwest :rose:

BBW bi-fem here just dropping in to say 'HI' and pass the coffee.
 
Mrs.H said:
Good morning from the frozen midwest :rose:

BBW bi-fem here just dropping in to say 'HI' and pass the coffee.

Hi sweety and welcome to our lil corner of Lit

*passes you a steaming cup of coffee*
pull up a chair and sit a spell with us :):rose:
 
bamagirl said:
Hi sweety and welcome to our lil corner of Lit

*passes you a steaming cup of coffee*
pull up a chair and sit a spell with us :):rose:

((bamagirl)) Thank you.

I just read your streak a thon story, loved it.

Thank you for the coffee also :D
 
Mrs.H said:
((bamagirl)) Thank you.

I just read your streak a thon story, loved it.

Thank you for the coffee also :D
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Your Welcome

I did not write the storys A friend did,but I am glad you enjoyed it...the other ones has my voice reading them :)
 
bamagirl said:
Mrs.H said:
((bamagirl)) Thank you.

I just read your streak a thon story, loved it.

Thank you for the coffee also :D
[/QUOTE

Your Welcome

I did not write the storys A friend did,but I am glad you enjoyed it...the other ones has my voice reading them :)

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Like a book on tape? Ok, I get it.

I just read the one, didn't play audio.

I heard on the radio last week.......... forgot his name but, he makes approx $600,000.00 annually by just READING the book to be put on tape.

Can you imagine?:confused:
 
Mrs.H said:
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Like a book on tape? Ok, I get it.

I just read the one, didn't play audio.

I heard on the radio last week.......... forgot his name but, he makes approx $600,000.00 annually by just READING the book to be put on tape.

Can you imagine?:confused:

OMG lol they would pay me NOT to read no more :)

cornfields is a story,but the others are just short poems
 
bamagirl said:
OMG lol they would pay me NOT to read no more :)

cornfields is a story,but the others are just short poems

*hands on my hips*

You know that isn't true!
 
Mrs.H said:
*hands on my hips*

You know that isn't true!


:)

I sound just like a country bumpkin lol now lets be honest no ONE is gonna pay me 6 figures to put a book on audio...
But if you know someone who wants to give em my number:D
 
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