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bamagirl said:
How bizarre is this......
Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can?

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House. Both
Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the
head. Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
Southerners assassinated both.
Southerners named Johnson succeeded both.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theatre named 'Ford.' Kennedy was shot in a car
called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.' Lincoln was shot in a theatre and his
assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a
theatre.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland and a week before
Kennedy was shot, and he was with Marilyn Monroe.
Is THAT bizarre or what ??
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oh yeah... that IS weird... :confused:
 
Howdy, everyone.

Smiles, that Lincoln/Kennedy post was extra trippy! Wow!:eek:

Sorry I've been MIA, troupe, but I've been working on the "case" (and by working I mean gathering info....told ya I was gonna go vigilante on this ;))

As it turns out, about a week before one of my friend's cars was broken into as well. Her CD player was in such a format that it couldn't be stolen, but her wallet was taken (it was turned in a day or 2 later, emptied of cash of course).

Coincidence? Maybe...

If I find out about another break in within the next few days, then we may have a serial car-breaker-inner on our hands ;)
 
Vay said:
Howdy, everyone.

Smiles, that Lincoln/Kennedy post was extra trippy! Wow!:eek:

Sorry I've been MIA, troupe, but I've been working on the "case" (and by working I mean gathering info....told ya I was gonna go vigilante on this ;))

As it turns out, about a week before one of my friend's cars was broken into as well. Her CD player was in such a format that it couldn't be stolen, but her wallet was taken (it was turned in a day or 2 later, emptied of cash of course).

Coincidence? Maybe...

If I find out about another break in within the next few days, then we may have a serial car-breaker-inner on our hands ;)
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We have a star gazing detective here...Go get em Vay!!
Hope you find out who is doing it and get your stuff back :kiss:
 
bamagirl said:
We have a star gazing detective here...Go get em Vay!!
Hope you find out who is doing it and get your stuff back :kiss:
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Working on it. Too bad the stars can't really help me in something like that, haha.
 
bamagirl said:
I think I posted this one long ago when Vay had to rescue me from a sneaky snake who loved nursing homes lol ,but I thought it was worth posting again

Subject: Little green snakes can be dangerous



If you always thought those little green garden snakes were O.K., read
on:

Green Garden Grass snakes can be dangerous. Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes.


A couple in Sweetwater, Texas, had a lot of potted plants, and during a
recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze. It turned out that a little green garden grass snake was hidden in one of the plants and when it had warmed up, it slithered out and the wife saw it go under the sofa. She let out a very loud scream.

The husband who was taking a shower ran out into the living room naked to see what the problem was. She told him there was a snake under the sofa. He got down on the floor on his hands and knees to look for it.


About that time the family dog came and cold-nosed him in the butt.

He thought the snake had bitten him and he fainted. His wife thought he had a heart attack, so she called an ambulance. The attendants rushed in and loaded him on the stretcher and started carrying him out.

About that time the snake came out from under the sofa and the Emergency Medical Technician saw it and dropped his end of the stretcher. That's when the man broke his leg and why he is in the hospital.

The wife still had the problem of the snake in the house, so she called on a neighbor man. He volunteered to capture the snake. He armed himself with a rolled-up newspaper and began poking under the couch.

Soon he decided it was gone and told the woman, who sat down on the sofa in relief. But in relaxing, her hand dangled in between the cushions, where she felt the snake wriggling around. She screamed and fainted, the snake rushed back under the sofa, and the neighbor man, seeing her laying there passed out tried to use CPR to revive her.

The neighbor's wife, who had just returned from shopping at the grocery store, saw her husband's mouth on the woman's mouth and slammed her husband in the back of the head with a bag of canned goods, knocking him out and cutting his scalp to a point where it needed stitches.

An ambulance was again called and it was determined that the injury required hospitalization.

The noise woke the woman from her dead faint and she saw her neighbor lying on the floor with his wife bending over him, so she assumed he had been bitten by the snake. She went to the kitchen, brought back a small bottle of whiskey, and began pouring it down the man's throat.

By now the police had arrived.

They saw the unconscious man, smelled the whiskey, and assumed that a drunken fight had occurred. They were about to arrest them all, when the two women tried to explain how it all happened over a little green snake.

They called an ambulance, which took away the neighbor and his sobbing wife.

Just then the little snake crawled out from under the couch.

One of the policemen drew his gun and fired at it. He missed the snake and hit the leg of the end table that was on one side of the sofa.

The table fell over and the lamp on it shattered and as the bulb broke, it started a fire in the drapes. The other policeman tried to beat out the flames and fell through the window into the yard on top of the family dog, who startled, jumped up and raced out into the street, where an oncoming car swerved to avoid it and smashed into the parked police car and set it on fire.

Meanwhile the burning drapes had spread to the walls and the entire house was blazing. Neighbors had called the fire department and the arriving fire truck had started raising his ladder as they were halfway down the street. The rising ladder tore out the overhead wires and put out the electricity and disconnected the telephones in a ten square city block area.

Time passed. Both men were discharged from the hospital, the house was rebuilt, the police acquired a new car, and all was right with their world. About a year later they were watching TV and the weatherman announced a cold snap for that night. The husband asked his wife if she thought they should bring in their plants for the night.

She shot him.
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This was worth reliving just for the pure carnage that ensues toward the end! (and that was quite a hilarious night, Smiles :))
 
Vay said:
This was worth reliving just for the pure carnage that ensues toward the end! (and that was quite a hilarious night, Smiles :))
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And now I have my smiles back:D
 
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