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mrgeleven said:
doing great sweetie.. how're you?
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that's great 
WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY
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> There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their
> asses! I thought the results were pretty interesting:
>
> 85% of women think their ass is too big...
>
> 10% of women think their ass is too little...
>
> The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him, he's a good man,
> and they would have married him anyway..........................
>
> There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their
> asses! I thought the results were pretty interesting:
>
> 85% of women think their ass is too big...
>
> 10% of women think their ass is too little...
>
> The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him, he's a good man,
> and they would have married him anyway..........................
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bamagirl said:
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bamagirl said:
*falls over laughing* That one is great!
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it will be interesting to see what they think of it. How are you ladies doing today?
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I'm doing great Spicy thanks!
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I'm glad you are both doing well. I'm doing pretty good myself.
>An old farmer in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.
>
>He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe
>courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and
>fixed up for swimming when it was built.
>
>One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been
>
>there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to
>bring back some fruit.
>
>As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
>
>As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his
>
>pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
>end of the pond.
>
>One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
>
>The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked
>
>or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm
>here to feed the alligator."
>
>Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm
>
>He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe
>courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and
>fixed up for swimming when it was built.
>
>One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been
>
>there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to
>bring back some fruit.
>
>As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
>
>As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his
>
>pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
>end of the pond.
>
>One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
>
>The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked
>
>or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm
>here to feed the alligator."
>
>Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm
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Harshaw said:
Hello Harshaw
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Harshaw said:Evening Peggy
How are you tonight
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me? lol
I'm fantastic..yup that's what I am
I'm fantastic..yup that's what I am
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Harshaw said:Sounds nice and chipper
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mrgeleven said:
yup been bored all night... you shoulda im'd me
I will survive... the song...different version LOL!!!
I will survive... the song...different version LOL!!!
At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died,
But I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on. . .
But there you are,
Another lie,
I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry,
I should have known that it was bullsh*t,
Just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans.
Go on now go,
Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4, Weren't you a prat to think that I wouldn't catch you out, Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count.
(Chorus)
I will survive, I will survive,
Cos as long as I have batteries,
My s*x life is gonna thrive,
I will always have good s*x, with a handful of lat*x,
I will survive, I will survive. . .hey . hey
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud,
But to hell with all your ego's and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin for a cordless multispeed,
Go on now go,
Just hit the track,
Don't you bring me home no tiddlers,
Cos I'll always throw them back,
The only thing that I could do with a pr*ck as small as yours, Is to stick it with a tooth pick and dip it in tomato sauce.
Go on now Go!
I will survive... the song...different version LOL!!!
At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died,
But I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on. . .
But there you are,
Another lie,
I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry,
I should have known that it was bullsh*t,
Just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans.
Go on now go,
Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4, Weren't you a prat to think that I wouldn't catch you out, Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count.
(Chorus)
I will survive, I will survive,
Cos as long as I have batteries,
My s*x life is gonna thrive,
I will always have good s*x, with a handful of lat*x,
I will survive, I will survive. . .hey . hey
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud,
But to hell with all your ego's and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin for a cordless multispeed,
Go on now go,
Just hit the track,
Don't you bring me home no tiddlers,
Cos I'll always throw them back,
The only thing that I could do with a pr*ck as small as yours, Is to stick it with a tooth pick and dip it in tomato sauce.
Go on now Go!
How bizarre is this......
Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can?
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House. Both
Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the
head. Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
Southerners assassinated both.
Southerners named Johnson succeeded both.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theatre named 'Ford.' Kennedy was shot in a car
called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.' Lincoln was shot in a theatre and his
assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a
theatre.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland and a week before
Kennedy was shot, and he was with Marilyn Monroe.
Is THAT bizarre or what ??
Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can?
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House. Both
Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the
head. Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
Southerners assassinated both.
Southerners named Johnson succeeded both.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theatre named 'Ford.' Kennedy was shot in a car
called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.' Lincoln was shot in a theatre and his
assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a
theatre.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland and a week before
Kennedy was shot, and he was with Marilyn Monroe.
Is THAT bizarre or what ??
