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Harshaw said:I see your point
I think my prob tonight is I'm tired and too stubborn and don't want to go to bed. I've had very little sleep.
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I'm going to stop being stubborn and go to bed.
Night everyone.
Night everyone.
I hope everyone is having a great day 
BODY MEETING :
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who=
was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body'
systems, so without me nothing would happen".
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all
over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and
give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever
it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see
where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for=
waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in
a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was
bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The asshole is usually in charge !!
BODY MEETING :
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who=
was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body'
systems, so without me nothing would happen".
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all
over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and
give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever
it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see
where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for=
waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in
a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was
bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The asshole is usually in charge !!
> A salesman was travelling through the countryside, selling insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer.
> "Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be bitten again, I guarantee it."
>
> The farmer was dubious. "Young man, I'll make you a proposition.I'll tie you out in my cornfield buck naked, covered with that bug spray. If there is not a single bite on you come morning, I'll buy a whole case from you." The salesman was delighted. They went to the field and he stripped.The farmer sprayed him thoroughly with the bug spray and tied him to a stake. Back to the house went the farmer.
>
> The next morning, the farmer and his family trooped out to the corn field.
>
> Sure enough, the salesman was there, hanging in his bonds, not a single bite on him. Yet he was a total wreck! Pale, ghastly, haggard, and drawn, but not one bite on him. The farmer was perplexed. "Son," he said, "Now, you don't have a bite on you but you look like hell! What the devil happened?" The salesman looked up through bloodshot eyes and croaked, "For crying out loud, Mister, doesn't that calf have a Mother!"
> "Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be bitten again, I guarantee it."
>
> The farmer was dubious. "Young man, I'll make you a proposition.I'll tie you out in my cornfield buck naked, covered with that bug spray. If there is not a single bite on you come morning, I'll buy a whole case from you." The salesman was delighted. They went to the field and he stripped.The farmer sprayed him thoroughly with the bug spray and tied him to a stake. Back to the house went the farmer.
>
> The next morning, the farmer and his family trooped out to the corn field.
>
> Sure enough, the salesman was there, hanging in his bonds, not a single bite on him. Yet he was a total wreck! Pale, ghastly, haggard, and drawn, but not one bite on him. The farmer was perplexed. "Son," he said, "Now, you don't have a bite on you but you look like hell! What the devil happened?" The salesman looked up through bloodshot eyes and croaked, "For crying out loud, Mister, doesn't that calf have a Mother!"
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bobbyh said:
Hi bobby.
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Hey Bama. Once again funny stuff. How's your day going?
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Hi all! Hope everyone had a good weekend. 
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Hi CG. My weekend was great. How was yours?
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good evening. oh shit. wait. should i say good morning. it is 12:14 am here. lol
everyone behave tonight???
everyone behave tonight???
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Evening Harshaw and Fallin. How's it going?
Behaving? Now where's the fun in that?
Behaving? Now where's the fun in that?
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I'm great and definitely thinking it is more fun to misbehave once in a while.
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
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Harshaw said:Have a cold, but getting better. Be back up to misbehaving soon
Sorry to hear you have a cold, but I'm glad you are getting better. Need someone around to misbehave with.
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Harshaw said:Usually better to have someone else around
Yes, It usually is.
So what are you up to tonight?
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Harshaw said:
Listening to some music and reading a little. Nothing too exciting but relaxing all the same.
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Afternoon everyone.
