See ya later fuckers

[Very_Bad_Man]

I would love to stay and chat but my suit has arrived. I must get dressed for a late dinner date and a night of sex. I will be fucking a friends wife who had to fly today. He is paying for dinner. Though I will be slamming the salami to this horny bitch I will be thinking about Honey123 new AV.

I even shaved my beanbag for this date. I hope she appreciates it.

I hope you all have a very happy Valentines Day.

 

[FloridaCouple]

I would love to stay and chat but my suit has arrived. I must get dressed for a late dinner date and a night of sex. I will be fucking a friends wife who had to fly today. He is paying for dinner. Though I will be slamming the salami to this horny bitch I will be thinking about Honey123 new AV.

I even shaved my beanbag for this date. I hope she appreciates it.

I hope you all have a very happy Valentines Day.

Good luck. Is this the same "wife" you fucked last time? The one with the Adams Apple? She ain't no "wife" if you know what I mean. But you that already. Slam away with the salami.

 

[KRCummings]

That's the most romantic Valentines post I've ever seen.

 

[Honey123]

You should write for Hallmark!

 

[Jaystorme]

Nothing says "love" like slamming the salami!

 

[HelpMeRhonda]

Good luck. Is this the same "wife" you fucked last time? The one with the Adams Apple? She ain't no "wife" if you know what I mean. But you that already. Slam away with the salami.

This would make sense if it was in English.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Will there be pics?

 

[KRCummings]

This would make sense if it was in English.

No, it wouldn't.

 

[chillywilly2]

Your friends wife works as a hooker?

 

[Bidin~Time]

This thread title should be changed to Romance and moved to the How To forum.


Just a suggestion.

 

[Honey123]

Your friends wife works as a hooker?

Every time I read that word, I think of "Arthur" With Dudley Moore!!!

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Every time I read that word, I think of "Arthur" With Dudley Moore!!!

Every time I see your AV, I think of being reincarnated as a sofa arm.

 

[pink]

I believe they are swingers.

 

[KRCummings]

I believe they are swingers.

That's disgusting. I can't believe you even know of such things. Gross.

 

[Honey123]

Every time I see your AV, I think of being reincarnated as a sofa arm.

.....

 

[pink]

That's disgusting. I can't believe you even know of such things. Gross.

I've led a full life.


Is it led or lead???

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

I believe they are swingers.

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1628246259256&id=06f9df2d677990817593687ade1810f8

 

[pink]

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1628246259256&id=06f9df2d677990817593687ade1810f8

VBM keeps interesting company.

 

[KRCummings]

I've lead a full life.


Is it led or lead???

I suppose it can be both depending on what you're into.

 

[FloridaCouple]

Original

Good luck. Is this the same "wife" you fucked last time? The one with the Adams Apple? She ain't no "wife" if you know what I mean. But you that already. Slam away with the salami.

You

This would make sense if it was in English.

My Changes
Good luck. Is this the same "wife" you fucked last time? The one with the Adams Apple? She ain't no "wife" if you know what I mean. But you knew that already. Slam away with the salami.

I left out one word. Was that your issue, or perhaps you did not understand the content? He fucks guys dressed like women.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Original


You


My Changes
Good luck. Is this the same "wife" you fucked last time? The one with the Adams Apple? She ain't no "wife" if you know what I mean. But you knew that already. Slam away with the salami.

I left out one word. Was that your issue, or perhaps you did not understand the content? He fucks guys dressed like women.

Dude or is it Dude-ess? You have some seriously irreversible homophobic issues.

 

[GracefullyYours]

Good luck. Is this the same "wife" you fucked last time? The one with the Adams Apple? (fragment) She ain't (non-standard usage) no (double negative) "wife" if you know what I mean. But (it's generally considered improper to begin a sentence with a conjunction) you knew that already. Slam away with the salami..

Fixed your "fix." YW

 

[FloridaCouple]

Dude or is it Dude-ess? You have some seriously irreversible homophobic issues.

Have you seen my posts? There is nothing homophobic about me. Seriously.

 

[HelpMeRhonda]

I would love to stay and chat but my suit has arrived. I must get dressed for a late dinner date and a night of sex. I will be fucking a friends wife who had to fly today. He is paying for dinner. Though I will be slamming the salami to this horny bitch I will be thinking about Honey123 new AV.

I even shaved my beanbag for this date. I hope she appreciates it.

I hope you all have a very happy Valentines Day.

Of all the shit I have read this has to be the most romantic post on Lit. When a guy shaves his beanbag you know he really cares.

 

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