Seducing Mom

[yev_kesam]

I am wondering if anyone has any suggestions on how to have sex with my mother? She is a sexy older woman and I fantasize about her all the time. I still live with both my parents and have been wondering how I could go about this. I have even pretended to fall asleep naked and have had her walk in but she has never even given it a thought. I am stumped. Please help.

 

[hydrex]

I am wondering if anyone has any suggestions on how to have sex with my mother? She is a sexy older woman and I fantasize about her all the time. I still live with both my parents and have been wondering how I could go about this. I have even pretended to fall asleep naked and have had her walk in but she has never even given it a thought. I am stumped. Please help.

wait until she is asleep naked and then go for it.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

uh

1) She is your MOM. While fantasy is okay, the reality of it has way too many problems to deal with.

2) You still live with them... aren't you worried that a) she'll say no and you'll have to live in embarrassment, and b) your dad will find out and he'll kick your ass?


Jesus.

 

[Lust Engine]

You were close to her vagina when you were born. That's about as close as you should ever get to it again.

 

[hydrex]

uh

1) She is your MOM. While fantasy is okay, the reality of it has way too many problems to deal with.

2) You still live with them... aren't you worried that a) she'll say no and you'll have to live in embarrassment, and b) your dad will find out and he'll kick your ass?


Jesus.

hush spoilsport.

 

[Travelintheways]

Hey wait, I read a book where this happened. The son was in lust with his mother, and yes, he did shag her in the end. How? I think he had a gun and was threatening her and her husband. Hmm. Come to think of it, I wouldn't recommend that approach (or any).

 

[fgarvb1]

I suppose it is a sign of the times but, Damn there are some sick, perverted people (newbies) showing up around here in the last couple of years.

 

[dollface007]

...she has never even given it a thought. I am stumped. Please help.

Well, genius, she's never given it a thought because she is your mother and mothers who are not mentally disturbed are not attracted to their sons. After years of wiping your ass and cleaning up your puke, my guess is that she doesn't want to have anything to do with your naked body. Find a new place to live.

 

[bertrande]

oh yuck this thought puts me off sex for about 5 minutes or so.

If I was even thinkin like this I wouldn't be saying it.


ewwwwwwww

 

[hydrex]

I am wondering if anyone has any suggestions on how to have sex with my mother? She is a sexy older woman and I fantasize about her all the time. I still live with both my parents and have been wondering how I could go about this. I have even pretended to fall asleep naked and have had her walk in but she has never even given it a thought. I am stumped. Please help.

Have someone from Lit come have sex with your mom and tell you how it was.

 

[Bandit58]

He joins on 12-31-03 and this is his first post???

 

[Teddybear1626]

oh goodness where are you from again...oh yes West Virginia now it makes sense to fantasize about your mother that way!

 

[77Cobra]

Wrong,I am sorry but that is wrong.To want to fuck a woman your mothers age is alright but to actually want to shag your own Mother.Why do you want to be a Motherfucker?

 

[hydrex]

Wrong,I am sorry but that is wrong.To want to fuck a woman your mothers age is alright but to actually want to shag your own Mother.Why do you want to be a Motherfucker?

Well technically anyone that has had more than one child or slept with their childrens mother during pregnancy or slept with a woman that was a mother is a motherfucker.

I'm a motherfucker, he's a motherfucker, wouldn't you like to be a motherfucker too.

 

[seohdwm46]

Dude, there is plenty of pussy to be had out there without resorting to incest. Mingle, socialize, get the hell out of the house and stop playing with yourself. Once you discover women who aren't relatives, you will find that incest just is not normal. No doubt your mom is a looker, be glad she is your mother and leave it at that.

 

[phoenix1224]

 

[Mary Hall]

Fuckin` trolls

 

[mackiain]

wow who actually does these types of things, this has to be a joke

 

[A_Kefka]

tell us something, you play with Mom's worn panties, don't you?

 

[Booty Bandit]

tell us something, you play with Mom's worn panties, don't you?

"coffeespew"

 

[nelbuts5256]

I usually do not say this when it comes to sex. I feel when it comes to sex it is what ever the couples want to do. However, I will make an exception here.

You are one sick son of a bitch.

 

[oddity83]

Ask her on Jerry Springer

 

[Teddybear1626]

I usually do not say this when it comes to sex. I feel when it comes to sex it is what ever the couples want to do. However, I will make an exception here.

You are one sick son of a bitch.

Totally agree!! Couldnt have said it better!!

 

[Guest]

This is why I don't watch Jerry Springer anymore!

 

[oddity83]

Haven't watched Springer in 3 years, come to thik og it I haven't watch TV in about a year, DVDs yes.