Secrets...

[1millionsecrets]

Hi beautiful people of lit!
As you may have known I don't give out my secrets easily, and if you didn't know now you do ^_^.
Just think this as a safe place to confess, to feel better, or to get to know me better on a personal level.

I'd love to keep some secrets of yours, so if you need to talk to someone about ANYTHING Secrets is here for you, and you may pm me to keep discretion.

So here we go... number your secrets according to how many you have posted on here so far-

1. I am the only person who has ever made me cum by touch.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Many moons ago there used to be a thread called Dirty Little Secrets, or DLS for short. It obviously turned into silliness but it was a fun thread.

My secret: My name's not really Dee.

 

[drinkz]

Query trolled hard. Could possibly be his only success in life. There's a reason why his wife left him.

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

Along the same line:
My name is not Drinkz and that's not me in the picture.

I really don't have a tiger as a buddy

 

[sexy_hottie_2003]

My secret:

I haven't gone to a motel with a man in 9 years. And that's not me in the gif.

Sorry guys.

 

[cliteatingman]

My secret:

I haven't gone to a motel with a man in 9 years. And that's not me in the gif.

Sorry guys.

Hottie, My secret is I wanna take you to a high class hotel, spoil you like a princeas and fuck you like a whore!

 

[sexy_hottie_2003]

Hottie, My secret is I wanna take you to a high class hotel, spoil you like a princeas and fuck you like a whore!

Oh my! Sounds like a plan to me.

 

[1millionsecrets]

#2

I'd gladly eat a pussy, but im too afraid to have a girl eat mine.

 

[Matryoshka]

My name's not Matryoshka, and I'm definitely not Russian.

 

[Wolfias]

The movie 42 year old Virgin wasn't about me, the only reason being that I'm a 95% disabled and a 46 year old Virgin.

 

[Matryoshka]

Today's my birthday and I'm 46, but inside I feel like I'm 25.

 

[1millionsecrets]

#3

Given the chance, and if at all possible I'd fix that virginity problem, because I know how wonderful a person you are.

 

[Matryoshka]

I'm a pain in the ass....

 

[gearhead73]

Today's my birthday and I'm 46, but inside I feel like I'm 25.

Happy Birthday!

 

[MsLead]

I am unable to lie.

 

[Matryoshka]

Happy Birthday!

Thank you! Is your secret that you are the energizer bunny in disguise ?

 

[gearhead73]

My secret is that I have a secret, but I fear that if I say it, it won't be secret anymore.

 

[Trudy57]

I went to my doctors appointment this morning with my butt plug in my ass.

 

[gearhead73]

I went to my doctors appointment this morning with my butt plug in my ass.

Best secret ever!

 

[VA_Boy]

I have watched an NFL game and used descriptions and accounts of the game without their express written consent. Hangs head in shame

 

[BreezySnow]

Today's my birthday and I'm 46, but inside I feel like I'm 25.

Happy Birthday!!! My secret is that I hope you celebrate it like a 25 yr old and enjoy every minute!

 

[dontfallforme]

I have watched an NFL game and used descriptions and accounts of the game without their express written consent. Hangs head in shame

I just laughed out loud.


I didnt put milk on my cereal this morning.

 

[Aquagal]

I went to my doctors appointment this morning with my butt plug in my ass.

So it wasn't your annual gyno exam?

 

[1millionsecrets]

I have a kink... its a kinky kink... few know of it
Some consider it taboo..

 

[vibes]

I have a kink... its a kinky kink... few know of it
Some consider it taboo..

*taps finger tips on desk*