Secret Crush Service and Matchmaking Support

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Not even the tip? Just for a second, just to see how it feels?

Nah. I'm good.

I'm sure you can trust him, @MischiefMakerAlways.

I know for a fact I cannot!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Nah. I'm good.

Just to be clear, not my tip. Never mine. But your doppelgänger/clone

I know for a fact I cannot!

What, why? 99.9999999999999999% of this site has nothing but glowing reviews about me

 

[morelikeasong]

Are you setting @morelikeasong up with @OrdinaryPerson and me?

I’m not against this.

I dunno about other people but this thread is making me dreams come true

https://media4.giphy.com/media/2WXnuFreQVkwBJmCca/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe9130xuxy8xnrmhqorco9e4gck7od73b3jzapx39mrg&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Just to be clear, not my tip. Never mine. But your doppelgänger/clone

I understood the concept - still no.

What, why? 99.9999999999999999% of this site has nothing but glowing reviews about me

I meant me, but now.... you sus...

 

[Lmizzler]

Just to be clear, not my tip. Never mine. But your doppelgänger/clone

What, why? 99.9999999999999999% of this site has nothing but glowing reviews about me

I am the 99.9999999999999999%

 

[Wand3rlust]

I was going to send @crazychemgirl a message to ask people: if they had a clone would they bone it? I mean we all masturbate, right? So that's sex with yourself in a way. If there was another corporeal form, would you do stuff with it?

I would. I'd like to know how I feel, without feeling it. If that makes any sense. Plus how my touch feels, without feeling it.

Does that make sense? Plus, other me may have thought of something I hadn't. That I really like. Or I can rule out.

So yes. For science, you understand.

 

[morelikeasong]

I feel like this would make for an epic thread. Masturbation races

I want in. I feel like, keeping it purely clinical, I maybe could win.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I want in. I feel like, keeping it purely clinical, I maybe could win.

Oh I'd be awful at this. My orgasms are NOT built for speed.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Just to be clear, not my tip. Never mine. But your doppelgänger/clone

What, why? 99.9999999999999999% of this site has nothing but glowing reviews about me

You’re a darling. Everyone knows it!

CCG has anger issues is all.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh I'd be awful at this. My orgasms are NOT built for speed.

There’s also endurance and weird shit events.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I want in. I feel like, keeping it purely clinical, I maybe could win.

You win it the most baby!

 

[morelikeasong]

Oh I'd be awful at this. My orgasms are NOT built for speed.

I have a method… but I mostly only use it if I can’t sleep and think a quick release might help. It’s very efficient.

Maybe all this time I’ve been training for the big race.

 

[UnquietDreams]

He even uses the Oxford comma

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I would. I'd like to know how I feel, without feeling it. If that makes any sense. Plus how my touch feels, without feeling it.

Does that make sense?

Reading you loud and clear. The only way to know how your body feels without your own brain getting in the way

Plus, other me may have thought of something I hadn't. That I really like. Or I can rule out.

So yes. For science, you understand.

One thing I was thinking about is that I've received compliments about make-out skills and I'd like to see if I can knock my socks off. But I don't have that many moves so it would probably turn into a rock, paper, scissors match.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Oh I'd be awful at this. My orgasms are NOT built for speed.

Are they built for speed or comfort?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Reading you loud and clear. The only way to know how your body feels without your own brain getting in the way

exactly this.

One thing I was thinking about is that I've received compliments about make-out skills and I'd like to see if I can knock my socks off. But I don't have that many moves so it would probably turn into a rock, paper, scissors match.

Yep - I'd like to see for myself I'm as awesome as everyone says I am.

*stares*

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

@Bry1313 , can we get some thread stats? Like…how many people have submitted how many crushes? How many matches were made? Of those who were matched, what was their average number of crushes named? I feel like @MischiefMakerAlways would have given us regular stat updates, and @Indie would have given us a spreadsheet and a fabulous butt pic by now

 

[Wand3rlust]

Are they built for speed or comfort?

to frustrate the fuck out of me, at times!

BUT

what if your clone was the only one for you. And ruined you for everyone else.

 

[Bry1313]

@Bry1313 , can we get some thread stats? Like…how many people have submitted how many crushes? How many matches were made? Of those who were matched, what was their average number of crushes named? I feel like @MischiefMakerAlways would have given us regular stat updates, and @Indie would have given us a spreadsheet and a fabulous butt pic by now

I was told there would be no math

 

[MindYaBitness]

Are they built for speed or comfort?

This movie will never get old

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

to frustrate the fuck out of me, at times!

BUT

what if your clone was the only one for you. And ruined you for everyone else.

That thought hadn't even crossed my mind yet. Wowzers. I'm going to have to sit with this for a bit

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

This movie will never get old

It turns 20 this summer

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

to frustrate the fuck out of me, at times!

BUT

what if your clone was the only one for you. And ruined you for everyone else.

I’m 1000% sure I don’t love myself that much

 

[SWR101]

I’m 1000% sure I don’t love myself that much

The first song I got a perfect score on on Rock Band!

 

[Wand3rlust]

That thought hadn't even crossed my mind yet. Wowzers. I'm going to have to sit with this for a bit

*Nods sagely*