Secret Crush Service and Matchmaking Support

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Monkey’s Maniacs

Hey, if I’m carrying the team with dozens of Os, shouldn’t it be Kitty’s Cumsluts?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hey, if I’m carrying the team with dozens of Os, shouldn’t it be Kitty’s Cumsluts?

Maybe if you’d said Kumslut’s. But you didn’t so no.

 

[Bry1313]

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We could have teams for the Wack-A-lympics. Have different events, Speed (I am a ️), endurance, whacking to the weirdest shit.

I was just talking about that cartoon last week! Do you have a bug in my car?

 

[Wriggle]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/POu_C7wW68IAAAAd/tand-lo-anne-of-green-gables.gif

She claimed that their voices together would give me an erection.

Will yours?

 

[Bry1313]

She claimed that their voices together would give me an erection.

Will yours?

Obvi

 

[Wriggle]

@Wriggle

Someone is anonymously sad that they weren’t part of your designed 3some

@bry

 

[Bry1313]

@bry

I’m not at liberty to say

 

[Wriggle]

I was going to send @crazychemgirl a message to ask people: if they had a clone would they bone it? I mean we all masturbate, right? So that's sex with yourself in a way. If there was another corporeal form, would you do stuff with it?

I'd totally fuck clone wriggle.
Not as a narcissist - but because that guy is sexy, handsome, and kinky as fuck.

He even uses the Oxford comma

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I was just talking about that cartoon last week! Do you have a bug in my car?

https://media3.giphy.com/media/wViyKj8pL7BwXyDt7A/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91aj2eh1gv2om6psvos405urckkxcaan931k6afpgi&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Wriggle]

I have scoured this thread for pages since my threesome proposition - and I haven't been given a price yet ...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I was going to send @crazychemgirl a message to ask people: if they had a clone would they bone it? I mean we all masturbate, right? So that's sex with yourself in a way. If there was another corporeal form, would you do stuff with it?

I mean…I know I taste good, my tits are incredibly fun, and playing with my clit is like playing on easy mode with a cheat code, so why not? I’m not ashamed to say I’d do me

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/pQWO__vyNswAAAAd/maybe.gif

You might be right... I thought @OrdinaryPerson or @crazychemgirl would be the best to get your rhythm synced. Darn, if only there were a way to test this hypothesis. For science, of course

Are you setting @morelikeasong up with @OrdinaryPerson and me?

I’m not against this.

 

[Bry1313]

Are you setting @morelikeasong up with @OrdinaryPerson and me?

I’m not against this.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/T2mpgUG1ZsEAAAAd/popcorn-panda.gif

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Are you setting @morelikeasong up with @OrdinaryPerson and me?

I’m not against this.

I dunno about other people but this thread is making me dreams come true

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I mean. We talked for an hour earlier. I got my fill.

See if I talk to you for another hour again

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I have scoured this thread for pages since my threesome proposition - and I haven't been given a price yet ...

 

[Wriggle]

How much to watch?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

How much to watch?

You're not even going to try to negotiate? It's not you don't even want to be in a threesome

 

[Bry1313]

I dunno about other people but this thread is making me dreams come true

You're not even going to try to negotiate? It's not you don't even want to be in a threesome

Top shelf typing this morning

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Top shelf typing this morning

Cum and punish me for them

(Opps made another typo?)

 

[Wriggle]

You're not even going to try to negotiate? It's not you don't even want to be in a threesome

I obviously don't have any money - what's a poor guy to do?

 

[Wriggle]

I could change clothes and put on aftershave to compensate for these ordinary shoes.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I was going to send @crazychemgirl a message to ask people: if they had a clone would they bone it? I mean we all masturbate, right? So that's sex with yourself in a way. If there was another corporeal form, would you do stuff with it?

Nope, I don't know why anyone would want to fuck me, because I certainly don't want to!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Nope, I don't know why anyone would want to fuck me, because I certainly don't want to!

Not even the tip? Just for a second, just to see how it feels?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I'm sure you can trust him, @MischiefMakerAlways.

I have an excellent track record with everyone here except for ccg. She doesn’t trust me for some incomprehensible reason