Secret Crush Service and Matchmaking Support

[SexyAruna]

Ahem.

@MandaPandaa are you the woman in your profile pic?

 

[MandaPandaa]

@MandaPandaa are you the woman in your profile pic?

Umm... Yes? Lol. Why?

 

[Wriggle]

Umm... Yes? Lol. Why?

We have a match

 

[SexyAruna]

Umm... Yes? Lol. Why?

Because you are so incredibly sexy!
I’m Aruna! Nice to meet you! Wanna dm me?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

We have a match

You're gonna take Bry's job just like that?

 

[Wriggle]

You're gonna take Bry's job just like that?

I was the fucker who set up Rosie and lavender, too

 

[SexyAruna]

Umm... Yes? Lol. Why?

do you feel the same way about me?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You're gonna take Bry's job just like that?

He’s been pretty lax tbf

 

[MandaPandaa]

Because you are so incredibly sexy!
I’m Aruna! Nice to meet you! Wanna dm me?

Thank you! That's very nice of you.

However, I'm actually not really available... I was just pretending to whine to make @Wriggle feel bad. Soz.

I'm sure there's another lucky lady out there you'll do very well with.

 

[Wriggle]

@SexyAruna are you the woman in your profile pic?

 

[SexyAruna]

Yes I am!

 

[Wriggle]

Yes I am!

You are Jordan Kingsley?

 

[SexyAruna]

You are Jordan Kingsley?

No…

 

[Wriggle]

No…

Oh.
That's the woman in your avatar.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Oh.
That's the woman in your avatar.

How did you find that? My reverse image search came up empty

 

[SexyAruna]

Oh.
That's the woman in your avatar.

No, it’s not
I just googled her and she has blonde hair, for example
But you seem to know your pornstars well?

 

[Wriggle]

How did you find that? My reverse image search came up empty

It was in my wank bank safety deposit box

 

[DannieB]

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I love when this happens!

 

[SexyAruna]

How did you find that? My reverse image search came up empty

He’s messing lol
I haven’t posted this pic in other places on the internet

 

[Wriggle]

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[deefalttwunnyfor]

It was in my wank bank safety deposit box

Ahhh to have a poke around in there

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

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You solved the case!!!! @Wand3rlust

 

[MandaPandaa]

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Omg thank you! You're doing the Lord's work. I knew she was a catfish - I just couldn't find the evidence.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

He’s messing lol
I haven’t posted this pic in other places on the internet

Are you sure you've never posted this pic on julesjordan.com?

 

[Wriggle]

You solved the case!!!! @Wand3rlust

So tell on me