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So yeah secret agent, what springs to mind when someone says that? Come on bring out the Bond exploits, or really whatever you think of happening when a secret agent goes out and does their thing. ;)

I don't want what actually happens, I know that it's boring crap about leaving things at specific spots and secret handshakes that pass microfiche not to mention actually turning someone. Skip that give me ideas on the stuff you would want being a secret agent to happen. :cool:
 
A while ago, we had an agreement on this forum to all write stories based on the concept of a "Femme Fatale," a secret agent that is bent on the destruction of the opposing male secret agent.

About a dozen of us agreed to write stories in this genre. The number of us who actually wrote the stories? ONE! Me. It's called "Femme Fatale," and it is in my signature. I'm still rather proud of it!......Carney
 
Ah come on somebody besides carny, I mean really look at him there's nothing there just a head with bells on it good grief. :p
 
Part 1 For males.

So yeah secret agent, what springs to mind when someone says that?...
James Bond.

... Come on bring out the Bond exploits, or really whatever you think of happening when a secret agent goes out and does their thing. ...
Oh, you already knew the answer.

... I don't want what actually happens, I know that it's boring crap about leaving things at specific spots and secret handshakes that pass microfiche not to mention actually turning someone. ...
Nope. It's mostly get a boring job somewhere and work your way in until you are trusted to handle secrets. Then you copy on to a disc, take it home and email it to your boss. You get more excitement as a school crossing warden eyeing all the young mums (or the children if you prefer).

Part 2 For non-males.

See this page.

Part 3 For all.

... Skip that give me ideas on the stuff you would want being a secret agent to happen.
So on Story Ideas you want us to give you the ideas?

Part 4.
Wait a cotton-pickin' minute - go back a few lines. What was that about a bloke getting a job as as a school crossing warden and eyeing all the young mums? They all speak to him, and then one stops to chat ...
 
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I'll bite. I think of a female spy being captured by a rival spy or villainess, probed for info...
 
So yeah secret agent, what springs to mind when someone says that? Come on bring out the Bond exploits, or really whatever you think of happening when a secret agent goes out and does their thing. ;)

I don't want what actually happens, I know that it's boring crap about leaving things at specific spots and secret handshakes that pass microfiche not to mention actually turning someone. Skip that give me ideas on the stuff you would want being a secret agent to happen. :cool:

what about that russian spy? she was hot, knew what she wanted, and I think she was kind of intelligent (Except for the part of getting caught). ...
 
what about that russian spy? she was hot, knew what she wanted, and I think she was kind of intelligent (Except for the part of getting caught). ...
As I said "get a boring job somewhere and work your way in until you are trusted to handle secrets" and that applies to the one a little while ago in the US as well as the one we are expelling from the UK at the moment who was a personal assistant to a Member of parliament.

However rumours are that Mike was more interested in her for her non-typing skills.
 
Oddly, I'm not thinking of Bond, but of a combination between the second half of Mr. & Mrs. Smith & the backstory to Spy Kids.

Namely, two spies for rival nations. Time and again, they come up against each other. Sometimes one wins, sometimes the other. Sometimes they both fail, or they both manage to win somehow.

And as they clash over & over, they start getting to know each other. Mutual respect forms. Respect becomes a weird sort of chemistry. Chemistry becomes passion. Before they know it, they're deeply, truly in love.

But they are working for opposite sides, and this sort of thing doesn't sitl well with their respective bosses. If they want to be together, they've got to take their employers apart. And they'll do it side by side.

Alternately, there's this little snippet I wrote once:
"As my client's cock began to shoot his jism down my throat, my hidden earphone silently signalled that I was being summoned to my other job. Using the hidden microphone in my tongue-stud, I subvocalized around the dick in my mouth. 'I'm with a client,' I said. The signal cut off. My work for the NSA's Slut Division was important, but my bosses knew that my work as a prostitute was even more important. To me at least."
 
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I'm thinking of a woman who would use any and all means at her disposal to serve her country - including the main reason for this site!

She could have a cover (a la Mr and Mrs Smith only Mr is not aware of his wife's real job) and the story could deal with her emotional turmoil at using her sexuality to serve her country but cheat on her husband.
 
I have quite a few spy stories posted here. None with femme fatales in them. I have a novella coming up on the market with a femme fatale, though.
 
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