SeanH denies having alts, but...

[Queersetti]

Whenever someone wants to meet and kick my ass, I offer them a choice of a fight or lunch when they show up. So far, lunch is 8 and 0.

Well if you are buying, I'll come down there and slap the snot right out to you.

 

[phrodeau]

Nope, I have to find other ways to lure sailors.

A beach house shaped like an ass, maybe?

 

[bronzeage]

Well if you are buying, I'll come down there and slap the snot right out to you.

I always buy. Let me know a day before and I'll keep my calendar clear.

 

[Devil'sChild]

All of the "let's meet so I can kick your ass" threads are classics.

It reminds me of the time Scotty was going to come to Portland to beat me up. Apparently, he googled "Portland Maine" and all he got was images of the Portland Head Light. So he posted something like "I'm coming for you, I know where you live, by the lighthouse."

Portland Head Light isn't even in Portland.

I didn't intend to enjoy or participate in such a lovely thread. I honestly wanted to meet the guy. Happy circumstances I suppose.

 

[jeninflorida]

sean is a junkie, so therefore untrust worthy

he could always work for obama

 

[Beco]

A classic

Sean or this thread?

 

[Devil'sChild]

All of the "let's meet so I can kick your ass" threads are classics.

It reminds me of the time Scotty was going to come to Portland to beat me up. Apparently, he googled "Portland Maine" and all he got was images of the Portland Head Light. So he posted something like "I'm coming for you, I know where you live, by the lighthouse."

Portland Head Light isn't even in Portland.

sean is a junkie, so therefore untrust worthy

he could always work for obama

Keep your insanity out of this thread. Lj has priority.

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

The sheer number of people buying into Devilschild's bullshit makes it unnecessary to ask why snake oil salesmen and Republican talking points are so damned successful.

 

[Devil'sChild]

The sheer number of people buying into Devilschild's bullshit makes it unnecessary to ask why snake oil salesmen and Republican talking points are so damned successful.

So the sheer number of people that respond to this thread and see the truth bother you... that's. All you hadcto say lil man.

 

[Byron In Exile]

The sheer number of people buying into Devilschild's bullshit makes it unnecessary to ask why snake oil salesmen and Republican talking points are so damned successful.

Man, srsly...

You have managed to make yourself the Bitch of the Board.

I don't know what else to say...

 

[Que]

He stood on a stool. And, in the rare air of that unfamiliar altitude, he had a vision.

This quote of Byron's reads really well in the voice of Val Kylmer as Doc Holiday.

 

[Pookie]

This quote of Byron's reads really well in the voice of Val Kylmer as Doc Holiday.

Byron was good like that. This thread brings back fun memories of him.

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

Pookie I thought you said you'd go play with mountain lions. You're still alive. Which makes you no better than Sean/Devilschild - you're a fucking phony.

I bet you're still friends with AJ. Stupid bitch.

 

[Pookie]

Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
`Round here

 

[NeverEndingMe]

remember, SeanH is a junkie

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

Oops, did I call Poofster a bitch?

I bet she wasn't laughing then. Not like she was laughing when AJ was calling me a nigger and she dared jump to her keyboard to tell me to sit down and take it quietly.

Bitch. Ain't so funny when the slur's aimed at you, is it?

"Oh the misogynaaaaaah" Clutch them pearls tightly, you self righteous oxygen thief.

 

[Pookie]

Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello

 

[Devil'sChild]

Just when I think lj is at his lowest and he can't say anything dumber then he already has, he pops up and spills more sewage. As much shit as he talks I'm suprised, and somewhat disappointed, he hasn't drowned in it yet

 

[Aella_]

Do you 'progressive' assholes ever look in the mirror too ? Since it's so obvious (from their posting style) that half of the nasty attack trolls originate from your 'progressive' camp?
(although to be fair, Sean might be many things, but a coward hiding behind an alt is not one of them)

 

[Devil'sChild]

Do you 'progressive' assholes ever look in the mirror too ? Since it's so obvious (from their posting style) that half of the nasty attack trolls originate from your 'progressive' camp?
(although to be fair, Sean might be many things, but a coward hiding behind an alt is not one of them)

Which progressive asshole are you referring to? Hate to tell you this, Sean lives outside of America, and I happen to live in California.

 

[Aella_]

Which progressive asshole are you referring to? [B]Hate to tell you this, Sean lives outside of America, and I happen to live in California

You understood me perfectly.

 

[cleaver]

sean,
when at times, an asshole,
has never hidden
too far
up in an obscure asshole...

gotta respect the clarity and self exposure.

that some lorry hack can best many of us at will
is painfully admirable...

so who the fuck did you used to be
before you became the one you are now
after the last one?

it doesn't take even a progressive asshole
to spot assholes.

they're quite unceremoniously common round here

 

[Aella_]

Talking to me? I'm just an asshole, period.

It's just that people who dig up old threads (notice the lag periods ?) in order to troll piss me off.
Because it happened to me too, repeatedly, which distressed me a lot. But nothing was done abo ut it, and the progressive asshole who was harassing me was allowed to continue for a looong time.
And oh, I forgot: I also like LJ, too.

 

[anchoredinocean]

Talking to me? I'm just an asshole, period.

It's just that people who dig up old threads (notice the lag periods ?) in order to troll piss me off.
Because it happened to me too, repeatedly, which distressed me a lot. But nothing was done abo ut it, and the progressive asshole who was harassing me was allowed to continue for a looong time.
And oh, I forgot: I also like LJ, too.

Maybe you'll, er I mean we, will have better luck if you eat a bag of peanuts on an airplane. Go try it.

 

[Aella_]

Maybe you'll, er I mean we, will have better luck if you eat a bag of peanuts on an airplane. Go try it.

You progressive assholes created me, just like you created ISIS.

Just compare my posts when I started and when I was trying to be nice, to how I became after you assholes started bullying me. It's the bullying legacy: the bullied becomes a bully.