Screwing off at work

[psyche]

Re: SHIT !!!!

Well I ended up starting a new pointless thread when I missed the damned "post reply" button and nailed "start thread" instead. Oooooooooooooops.

Sorry all. Can't delete the thing either, or can I??


Only question I had worth repeating was:

686 why change from a cat to a badger??? The cat would seem to have a better mood than the badger. Don't get it I guess.

Hi psyche babe -- what in the *WORLD* do you know about abnormal sexual psychology??? Huh??

LOL! Plenty!

 

[mfs686]

Re: Nope

No -- the mistaken thread is just an embarassment. And so that pic is a wolverine??? Have never seen one. Thought it was a badger. LOL Apologies to you michiganders.

Here I was thinking that the animal change meant something mysterious. Oh well. Did you get any quail this weekend? Or just beer??? (to quote the dead J Garcia)

Nope, no quail, no grouse, no woodcock, no ducks.....just a really pissed off skunk......I never realized how much those things can really stink.

Oh I forgot....no beer either.

 

[psyche]

Re: Re: Re: deterent

Unfortunately I did tangle with one over the weekend.....it's amazing how quickly I can clear out a church......

Smell is gone now, or so I think it is, everyone seems to be avoiding me today.

Maybe you are just used to it! LOL! Sorry! I have never had a close encounter with a skunk and I hope I never will.

 

[mfs686]

Thesis

I know a fellow Lit member that is working towards her doctorate in Psychology...I told her she could do her thesis on all of the sexual deviants that hang around this place (LOL).

 

[psyche]

Re: Re: SHIT !!!!

Seemed fitting, wolverines are always looking for something to mess with......this one just happens to be resting until the next "victim" (lol)

Trying to build up a folder of my favorite woodland critters, still need a wolf, red fox, grey fox, mountain lion and a river otter. Need a change once and awhile.

Don't worry about the thread, it will probably go on the way side like so many others....unless of course you don't want it to.

Well, we could all start posting on it! I have never been able to delete a post here, I have just gone in and edited them.

 

[psyche]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Sounds nice

I wouldn't want to deprive you or the world of your interest in masturbation--besides which, what would happen to Duracell and EverReady if you no longer had to buy batteries for your commute?

And believe me, I am as willing to be a teacher as a student when it comes to masturbation, and I have plenty of on-the-job training to back it up! (Well, not literally on-the-job--not in the same sense as you, my dear!)

Roman

I would be happy to give it up for some regular sex! But at this point I am still buying those multipacks of batteries!

 

[psyche]

Re: Thesis

I know a fellow Lit member that is working towards her doctorate in Psychology...I told her she could do her thesis on all of the sexual deviants that hang around this place (LOL).

Send her to me! ROFLMAO! I love this place and I wish I could talk about sex like this to everyone, we are all much too conservative.

 

[n-erasmus]

Disbelief ...

Ok psyche -- here it is. I don't believe you know the first thing about abnormal vs normal sexual practices. Come here, dear, put on this blindfold, remove your clothing except for your shoes, and kneel *HERE* in front of me. heh he. *NOW* I'll test you -- I do it and you tell me if it is deviant yet ... (this could be fun, no??)

 

[psyche]

Re: Disbelief ...

Ok psyche -- here it is. I don't believe you know the first thing about abnormal vs normal sexual practices. Come here, dear, put on this blindfold, remove your clothing except for your shoes, and kneel *HERE* in front of me. heh he. *NOW* I'll test you -- I do it and you tell me if it is deviant yet ... (this could be fun, no??)

Sounds like fun to me! Keep in mind that I have an open mind in terms of deviancy - two consenting adults............don't forget to tie me down!

 

[n-erasmus]

Nah ...

I'll tie your thumbs together behind your back, using silk thread. I'll tie each knee to the end of a rod two feet long. Now, open your mouth and extend your tongue as far as you can -- now reach up with it and tell me what YOU ARE LICKING by taste and texture.

 

[psyche]

Re: Nah ...

I'll tie your thumbs together behind your back, using silk thread. I'll tie each knee to the end of a rod two feet long. Now, open your mouth and extend your tongue as far as you can -- now reach up with it and tell me what YOU ARE LICKING by taste and texture.

*Still trying to figure out the two foot long rod!* lol, and wondering if I will pull my thumbs out of joint if I struggle!

Opening my mouth, sticking out my tongue, warm, round, long, salty, hard, Mmmmmmmmmmmm, nice head, wishing I could use my hands...............nice cock...............

 

[n-erasmus]

Yes, you can pull you thumbs out of socket if you struggle too hard. Be careful not to lose your balance with your thighs spread like that! You might notice part of you is exposed -- heh heh. So that this feather can travel where it will -- but *IS* that a feather you feel?? So light a touch -- is it there at all or are you imagining it? Suddenly the familar sound of buzzing pleasure pops on just next to your ear. And now for ear plugs. Leaving you smell, touch and taste. Heh heh.

Have we deviated yet???

 

[psyche]

Re:

Yes, you can pull you thumbs out of socket if you struggle too hard. Be careful not to lose your balance with your thighs spread like that! You might notice part of you is exposed -- heh heh. So that this feather can travel where it will -- but *IS* that a feather you feel?? So light a touch -- is it there at all or are you imagining it? Suddenly the familar sound of buzzing pleasure pops on just next to your ear. And now for ear plugs. Leaving you smell, touch and taste. Heh heh.

Have we deviated yet???

Not to my way of thinking! Just heightening the sensual experience by adding a few interesting elements..........

I am just on my way out the door. My office hours are over and I am ready for that fun ride home............I will check your next step as soon as I get home!

 

[n-erasmus]

How nicely open-minded!

Well, *NOW* you can hear nothing, or little, and can *SEE* nothing. You feel the tickle of feather on your lower belly just above your pubic hair. You feel the vibrator against your inner left thigh, lightly drawing circles in a slow spiral toward your crotch -- when it suddenly all stops. A hard pinch send a shooting pain up from the lower part of your right ass cheek, followed by a gentle, brief rub. Now the left. A tickling feeling lightly over your left nipple. Then a moderately hard twirl of the nipple, slow and ending with a brief hard squeeze. Now the right. You can smell me, not far away. You bob out after my cock, like bobbing for apples, but miss. You tumble forward slowly, awaiting rescue. It does not come and you turn your face as you slam onto the floor.

 

[psyche]

Re: How nicely open-minded!

Well, *NOW* you can hear nothing, or little, and can *SEE* nothing. You feel the tickle of feather on your lower belly just above your pubic hair. You feel the vibrator against your inner left thigh, lightly drawing circles in a slow spiral toward your crotch -- when it suddenly all stops. A hard pinch send a shooting pain up from the lower part of your right ass cheek, followed by a gentle, brief rub. Now the left. A tickling feeling lightly over your left nipple. Then a moderately hard twirl of the nipple, slow and ending with a brief hard squeeze. Now the right. You can smell me, not far away. You bob out after my cock, like bobbing for apples, but miss. You tumble forward slowly, awaiting rescue. It does not come and you turn your face as you slam onto the floor.

OUCH! LOL! Laying on the floor wondering what is next! Hands behind my back and kind of in an awkward position to say the least.........

 

[mfs686]

Damn

The things you miss when you leave work early......

Now I am going to be out of my office all morning and I will miss the continuation........

OH Well.....Have fun you two

 

[psyche]

Re: Damn

The things you miss when you leave work early......

Now I am going to be out of my office all morning and I will miss the continuation........

OH Well.....Have fun you two

Could you untie my thumbs while you're here? LOL!

 

[RomanHans]

Re: Disbelief ...

Ok psyche -- here it is. I don't believe you know the first thing about abnormal vs normal sexual practices. Come here, dear, put on this blindfold, remove your clothing except for your shoes, and kneel *HERE* in front of me. heh he. *NOW* I'll test you -- I do it and you tell me if it is deviant yet ... (this could be fun, no??)

Heck, I find it fun even as a spectator sport!

Roman

 

[n-erasmus]

*YAWN*

Oh, did I oversleep?? heh heh. ANd there you are, dressed in your shoes only and a nifty black blindfold lying there face down. Hmmmm.

Well, since you can't hear or see anything, can't use your hands and can't get up by yourself, I'm sure you are a little anxious.

So let me begin by rubbing some lotion into the backs of your knees. Slowly. And let me light a lavender candle and put it up about 3 feet from your head. Shoulder massage, firm, rolling the large muscles with the palms of my hands. Followed by -- of course -- lotion. Feeling better? You can of course talk and make nice sounds. BUt cannot hear.

Time for the vibrator. Dancing around your crotch, avoiding direct contact, dwelling between your asshole and your cunt. Now wandering to your outer lips. A hand, full spread, presses firmly down on your left ass cheek.

Feeling better yet???

 

[psyche]

Re: Re: Disbelief ...

Heck, I find it fun even as a spectator sport!

Roman

LOL! Here I am on the floor, on my face my thumbs tied behind my back and you are just going to watch? Can you untie my thumbs?

 

[mfs686]

OK I'm back

Phones are down (YEAH !!! ) time to play....

Sorry, if I was to untie your thumbs N might get a little upset, then again you might as well

 

[psyche]

Re: *YAWN*

Oh, did I oversleep?? heh heh. ANd there you are, dressed in your shoes only and a nifty black blindfold lying there face down. Hmmmm.

Well, since you can't hear or see anything, can't use your hands and can't get up by yourself, I'm sure you are a little anxious.

So let me begin by rubbing some lotion into the backs of your knees. Slowly. And let me light a lavender candle and put it up about 3 feet from your head. Shoulder massage, firm, rolling the large muscles with the palms of my hands. Followed by -- of course -- lotion. Feeling better? You can of course talk and make nice sounds. BUt cannot hear.

Time for the vibrator. Dancing around your crotch, avoiding direct contact, dwelling between your asshole and your cunt. Now wandering to your outer lips. A hand, full spread, presses firmly down on your left ass cheek.

Feeling better yet???

Somehow I am afraid to say yes! But yes I am feeling better, thanks. Please a little closer with the vibe............mmmmmmmmmmm............

 

[psyche]

Re: OK I'm back

Phones are down (YEAH !!! ) time to play....

Sorry, if I was to untie your thumbs N might get a little upset, then again you might as well

ROFLMAO! I guess I wouldn't want to miss it...............he has me wondering what is coming next!

 

[GrittyRingo]

...u know when u've just walked in on something...and u cant turn round and walk back out...

 

[psyche]

...u know when u've just walked in on something...and u cant turn round and walk back out...

Gritty! It's been awhile! How are you doing, sweetie? LOL!