Spinaroonie
LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
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So, in Ishmael's "When you give black people a chance, it's unfair because I hate place people and I love white people" thread, Busybody has furiously been masturbating at the chance to say that 'Black People cannot read, speak, swim, run and that they are only qualified to produce offspring and eat fried chicken' and have somebody agree with him partially.
In that thread he claimed to have been a college professor. Not only that, he claims that his wife was one as well.
I wonder what it must have been like... I wonder... I wonder... I wonder...
Before Class
Student: Excuse me, Professor?
BB: Yes?
Student: It's about the essay, I don't have it today because I've been in the hospital for the past week. Here's some forms the Dr's gave me.
BB: YOU ARE AN ANTI-SEMITE! ONLY AN ANTI-SEMITE WOULD PULL SOMETHING LIKE THIS!
During Class
BBt: And you see, Disney put away "Song of the South" because they didn't want us to see how Black people really are.
(Student raises hand)
BB: Yes?
Student: What does this have to do with "Ode to a Grecian Urn?"
BB: DARK SKIN IS ALL THE SAME! EVIL!
After Class
BB: Ahhhh nothing like being in the faculty lounge after a long twenty minute class and then having a short monolouge containing a lot of expostion
Teacher: I'll say!
BB: You know... now that I think of it... I did notice something odd...
Teacher: Oh?
BB: Yes... There was this one student watching me... And after I would say things... sometimes... not all of the time, but sometimes... she would write things down!
Teacher: My Word!
BB: Yes! THEY MUST HAVE BEEN A PALESTINIAN SPY TRYING TO PLOT THE DOWNFALL OF THE JEWS!
I'll be here all week, folks.
In that thread he claimed to have been a college professor. Not only that, he claims that his wife was one as well.
I wonder what it must have been like... I wonder... I wonder... I wonder...
Before Class
Student: Excuse me, Professor?
BB: Yes?
Student: It's about the essay, I don't have it today because I've been in the hospital for the past week. Here's some forms the Dr's gave me.
BB: YOU ARE AN ANTI-SEMITE! ONLY AN ANTI-SEMITE WOULD PULL SOMETHING LIKE THIS!
During Class
BBt: And you see, Disney put away "Song of the South" because they didn't want us to see how Black people really are.
(Student raises hand)
BB: Yes?
Student: What does this have to do with "Ode to a Grecian Urn?"
BB: DARK SKIN IS ALL THE SAME! EVIL!
After Class
BB: Ahhhh nothing like being in the faculty lounge after a long twenty minute class and then having a short monolouge containing a lot of expostion
Teacher: I'll say!
BB: You know... now that I think of it... I did notice something odd...
Teacher: Oh?
BB: Yes... There was this one student watching me... And after I would say things... sometimes... not all of the time, but sometimes... she would write things down!
Teacher: My Word!
BB: Yes! THEY MUST HAVE BEEN A PALESTINIAN SPY TRYING TO PLOT THE DOWNFALL OF THE JEWS!
I'll be here all week, folks.
