Scarlett Johansson Crowned Sexiest Woman Alive By Esquire

[SigmundFraud]

Is a lousy piece of ass.......so I heard.

Who decides this shit anyway?

So many women more sexy than this girl. Yeah she is nice to look at but hardly the sexiest woman alive.

Last year was Mila Kunis.....really?

 

[subdued_passion]

Scarlett Johansson Crowned Sexiest Woman Alive By Esquire

Is a lousy piece of ass.....

 

[Balladeer08]

Is a lousy piece of ass.......so I heard.:

I'd be happy to check that out for you.

 

[richard_daily]

Is a lousy piece of ass.......so I heard.

You probably heard it from a guy who's interaction with her went something like this:

"Hey baby, you look hot, can we go out?"

"No Thanks."

Come on, it will be great, plus you're really hot."

"I appreciate the interest, but I'm not interested."

"Come on, stop being a cock tease!"

"I'm not being a tease, I'm very clearly telling you that I'm not interested."

"You fucking bitch, you aren't very hot anyways!" (runs off to tell friends about the situation)



"Hey, I just fucked Scarlet Johansson!!!!"

"Oh yeah?????"

"Yeah, she was a lousy lay."

 

[SigmundFraud]

More Like:

"Hey baby what's your digits?"

"Fuck off dipshit"

"Lesbian"

 

[subdued_passion]

Whether Scarlet Johansson is the sexiest woman alive is debatable. But calling her a lousy piece of ass?






BTW how would you expect someone to pick the sexiest woman?

Your country directly votes to pick it's President and yet listen to the way so many feel about Obama as the POTUS.

[Cue: entry HOMOJO]

 

[SigmundFraud]

Whether Scarlet Johansson is the sexiest woman alive is debatable. But calling her a lousy piece of ass?






BTW how would you expect someone to pick the sexiest woman?

Your country directly votes to pick it's President and yet listen to the way so many feel about Obama as the POTUS.

[Cue: entry HOMOJO]

The sexiest woman alive is the one I am currently fucking at any given time

 

[richard_daily]

The sexiest woman alive is the one I am currently fucking at any given time

I don't think that real dolls made to look like your mother count.

 

[subdued_passion]

The sexiest woman alive is the one I am currently fucking at any given time

For you, through your beer (weed) goggles.

 

[SigmundFraud]

For you, through your beer (weed) goggles.

My dick is blind

 

[subdued_passion]

My dick is blind

Is that what you said after your night of passion with HoMOJO?

 

[KingOrfeo]

Is a lousy piece of ass.......so I heard.

So what? "Sexy" does not necessarily equate to "good lay." "Sexy" is all about getting people into bed, not about what happens there.