Say Something Ketchuppy.

[superlittlegirl]

Tonight, as I squeezed some ketchup onto my fish-sticks, I noticed that the label was different! The Heinz label said "Taller Than Mayonnaise" instead of whatever it used to say. I turned the bottle around to find out more. Turns out, they are running a contest for silly ketchup slogans. Here are the details.

Say Something Ketchuppy!

Sometimes our label gets tired of saying "Tomato Ketchup" all the time. So it will make a joke about french fries or have some fun at the expense of mustard. Now it wants your ideas. Just come up with something funny to say on a Heinz Tomato Ketchup squeeze bottle. The eight best entries will go on our prestigious front label, and 100 Second Prize winners will get t-shirts personalized with their own phrase on the Heinz Tomato Ketchup front label.

Here's the URL for the contest rules: http://www.heinz.com/jsp/ketchuppy_rules.html

 

[Rambling Rose]

Ketchup - Redder Is Better

 

[Nora]

We're #2!!! (we still say salsa cheated!)

 

[ridddder]

Less salty than blood, and easier to kiss off your lips.

 

[superlittlegirl]

Ketchup-- It's sort of a vegetable.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Ketchup - it's not just for french fries anymore!

 

[Darkthought]

Puhctek. #1 with dyslexics.

 

[glamorilla]

sit down and ketchup.

 

[ridddder]

Ketchup- Mustard's slutty couisn

 

[phrodeau]

Ketchup - Pushing the tiny plastic envelope.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Ketchup - Without It, We're Down To 999 Islands.

 

[ridddder]

Ketchup-An orgasm in every squeeze

 

[superlittlegirl]

Ketchup - Without It, We're Down To 999 Islands.

This one, you should send in!

 

[phrodeau]

President Reagan's Beverage of Choice.

 

[Rambling Rose]

This one, you should send in!

That one I wondered if anyone would even 'get'.

 

[superlittlegirl]

That one I wondered if anyone would even 'get'.

Well.

 

[RainbowBright]

katshup: Wae've goat geantentically groan toamaotos doawn to a skiense.

 

[agezinder]

You say catsup, we say ketchup!

 

[Guest]

Contains no tomatoes.

 

[teddybear4play]

Tonight, as I squeezed some ketchup onto my fish-sticks, I noticed that the label was different! The Heinz label said "Taller Than Mayonnaise" instead of whatever it used to say. I turned the bottle around to find out more. Turns out, they are running a contest for silly ketchup slogans. Here are the details.

They've been doing that on their commercials for a while now. I remember one was "Makes buns happy." Of course, they meant hamburger or hot dog buns, but I laughed anyway.

My suggestion would be "For Best Results, Smack My Bottom"

TB4p

 

[Ham Murabi]

Ketchup — It's what's for dinner.

Ketchup — The new white meat.

Ketchup — Yes, the stain will come out!

Ketchup — No, not the guy who did "Dennis the Menace."

Ketchup — For those who can't haiku.

Ketchup — It beats putting your nose in a sling.

Ketchup — Go ahead, smear it all over your groin.

Ketchup — The perfect substitute for a nosebleed.

Ketchup — The inexpensive alternative for "bottle redheads."

 

[Sex & Diamonds]

Re: Re: Say Something Ketchuppy.

They've been doing that on their commercials for a while now. I remember one was "Makes buns happy." Of course, they meant hamburger or hot dog buns, but I laughed anyway.

My suggestion would be "For Best Results, Smack My Bottom"

TB4p

I'd vote for this one.

 

[st4nton]

ketchup is good.

 

[snake1500]

....A lil' behind??......ketchup....

 

[Secret Kate]

Can't think of an original one - but the last bottle I bought said

Ketchup - Sunscreen for french fries.