Sawzaw Sex Machine!

butterfly_rosen

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Hello,

I am always looking at new and improved ways to steal my hubbys tools for my own satisfaction. The other day I cam upon a porn clip of one woman using a sawzaw converted into a sex machine on another woman! Anyone have any safe ideas on how in the world to do it?? If you would like to see the clip, IM me or email me and I would be happy to share. I really want to make this, oh and use it! :devil: PLease Help!!

Cassandra Rose :rose:
 
butterfly_rosen said:
Hello,

I am always looking at new and improved ways to steal my hubbys tools for my own satisfaction. The other day I cam upon a porn clip of one woman using a sawzaw converted into a sex machine on another woman! Anyone have any safe ideas on how in the world to do it?? If you would like to see the clip, IM me or email me and I would be happy to share. I really want to make this, oh and use it! :devil: PLease Help!!

Cassandra Rose :rose:

LOVE the av and the picture. I have no idea bout how to do that however.

I do know how it feels to grasp an idea, have it sear your soul and dearly want to make it happen.

Good luck,

Fury :rose:
 
Take a dildo, slide a sawzaw blade into it, make sure you use crazy glue or some industrial strength glue to hold the 'do in place and have fun.

Make sure you fille all the teeth off of the blaed, or the action will saw thru your 'do.
 
Kajira Callista said:
isnt that a saws all?

Actually Ms. Smarty Pants it's a reciprocating saw, Saws All is a brand name owned by Milwaukee tools. :p :kiss:
 
The key word is reciprocating. That means back-and-forth.... The motor/drive mechanism for such saws makes them adaptable for this...purpose.

I would not reccomend using a blade directly, especially in the manner suggested above; by insertion into a dildo. This would be EXTREMELY DANGEROUS even with the teeth ground off the blade. (Not an easy task, BTW, industrial saw blades are hard.)
A better way to go would be to use the short section of the blade that attaches to the saw, fastened into a section of protective pipe which would itelf be long enough to keep any of the metal bits away from sensitive areas. This pipe should be something relatively safe itself; PVC or somesuch.
Then the dildo could be adapted to the pipe or tubing, resulting in a much safer connection.
Another thing to consider would be some sort of limiting device on the operating speed of the saw. One would not, I imagine, want to run at full speed....

Most of the rigs you see on these professional sites like Insex and Hogtied are firmly secured in a framework of some sort, obviously to protect the recipient.

Videos of these machines are readily available on FTP; try EMule.
 
ghosst_K&H said:
Actually Ms. Smarty Pants it's a reciprocating saw, Saws All is a brand name owned by Milwaukee tools. :p :kiss:

Depending on your area, "Saws All" is what some call it, like Kleenex, Q-tips, etc., though it is in actuality a reciprocating saw. So, "Miss Smarty Pants" was not wrong.
 
Reciprocating saw

Thanks Everyone,

I have only heard of it called a reciprocating saw and a Sawzaw. After 5 glasses of wine and someone under my desk while I was typing, I knew that there was no hope of typing Reciprocating Saw, so I went with it! :nana: I really appreciate everyones help on this! I am in the process of trying several different things to see what is going to work the best. Bikewer thanks for the info, helps the project tremendously!

Cassandra
 
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Sawzall

Sorry but I've only been in the business for 40 yrs or so and when one of the guys yell off the roof get me the ..... it's sawzall 95% of the time very few say recip and far less say get me the recipercationing saw PLEASE .

Yes it is all this and more and not only to Milwaukee brand it's a universal name applied to most in the trades that I have encounted know as this type of tool

Cordless Sawzall

Buy the Milwaukee Cordless Sawzall & Hatchet. Free

So all are correct or are they
 
butterfly_rosen said:
Hello,

I am always looking at new and improved ways to steal my hubbys tools for my own satisfaction. The other day I cam upon a porn clip of one woman using a sawzaw converted into a sex machine on another woman! Anyone have any safe ideas on how in the world to do it?? If you would like to see the clip, IM me or email me and I would be happy to share. I really want to make this, oh and use it! :devil: PLease Help!!

Cassandra Rose :rose:
Sounds like fun, I wanna watch!
 
saw toy

butterfly_rosen said:
Hello,

I am always looking at new and improved ways to steal my hubbys tools for my own satisfaction. The other day I cam upon a porn clip of one woman using a sawzaw converted into a sex machine on another woman! Anyone have any safe ideas on how in the world to do it?? If you would like to see the clip, IM me or email me and I would be happy to share. I really want to make this, oh and use it! :devil: PLease Help!!

Cassandra Rose :rose:

Hi Rose ;)

I have seen some pic's while surfing and a few had the sawzall with a very long blade attached. to that they taped a wooden dowel or broom handel to it then on the end you would place your dildo/ vib or what ever you want to do the penatration. I looked at mine and it only goes down th 300 RPM's not slow enough so I'm going to add my router speed controll box and use that also to see if I can get it now slower.. Also have to make sure all is bolted down as so it will not jump out and ram into your asss :) LOL or just maybe hook up double pen model
 
Milwaukee and Dewalt are my favorites and technically it is a recipricating saw, but on any job site you will hear sawzall. Just like Vise grips, chanellocks, Kliens even though there are many brands that do the same thing, look the same etc. etc. SERIOUSLY THOUGH, be careful, I know a urologist who has some ugly stories of (mostly guys of course) power tool accidents involving the genitals. There was a guy who used a polishing wheel on his buffing machine to polish his nuts I guess and tore his sack totally open and cost him a testicle. The crazy thing is he apparently waited a day or two before he finally couldn't take it anymore and went in. Then there was the guy and his hedge clippers, nevermind. Anyway BE CAREFUL!!!
 
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soupy said:
Hi Rose ;)

I have seen some pic's while surfing and a few had the sawzall with a very long blade attached. to that they taped a wooden dowel or broom handel to it then on the end you would place your dildo/ vib or what ever you want to do the penatration. I looked at mine and it only goes down th 300 RPM's not slow enough so I'm going to add my router speed controll box and use that also to see if I can get it now slower.. Also have to make sure all is bolted down as so it will not jump out and ram into your asss :) LOL or just maybe hook up double pen model


I had stated RPM and running my motor mouth again lol it should have been "SPM" which is strokes per minute and a word of caution in all play the danger factor is so greatly elevated one HAS to be extra careful
 
Here is the adapter to use so that you will be able to use the sawsall with a Vacu-lock type dildo.

adapter
 
Hi, I did some research and found that there is a kit you can buy that includes dildo and std connections for a reciprocating saw. NO saw blade, stay away from an actual blade. On Etsy here is the link. Shagsall is the store on Etsy, Its the BEST and most high quality.
I got the one with an adapter for the saw and a drill that includes a dildo. Here's a Etsy link... https://www.etsy.com/listing/986595716/reciprocating-saw-adapter-with-dildo
And if you don't have a variable speed reciprocating saw, here is one.
https://www.harborfreight.com/power...e-variable-speed-reciprocating-saw-57806.html

I’m thinking she might have moved on from that idea in the 17 years since she posted…
 
Here is the first one I made. I would recommend not just glueing a blade inside a dildo, to big of a risk of severe injury if something came apart. I have made a dozen or so for friends, typically I use a vac u loc adapter from Doc Johnson. That way you can use any of the vac u loc toys.

Like some others have said use a higher end recip saw with variable speed, the super sawzall in the pics also has a orbital action that adds a bit more than just in and out.
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Hello,

I am always looking at new and improved ways to steal my hubbys tools for my own satisfaction. The other day I cam upon a porn clip of one woman using a sawzaw converted into a sex machine on another woman! Anyone have any safe ideas on how in the world to do it?? If you would like to see the clip, IM me or email me and I would be happy to share. I really want to make this, oh and use it! :devil: PLease Help!!

Cassandra Rose :rose:
No. But I will tell you A story from the er. A guy took a Reciprocating Saw, we call them sawsall. He ground down a blade and made it into a shank to attach a dildo. He used this on himself and either the shank came out of the dildo or got loose in the dildo and cut through the silicon and caused quite a bit of damage to his rectum.

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