Save the Muffins!

[KillerMuffin]

It's a terrible tragedy what's happening to Muffins. Every day these precious Muffins spend searching for enlightenment while scrabbling through the sewers of existentialism looking for even a scrap of hope.

But you can help. Yes, you, for pennies a day, can help Save a Muffin. For the cost of a cup of coffee a day you can help a Muffin get the help she so desperately needs.

The Muffin Money Fund is one of the oldest Muffin charities and it reaches literally one of millions of Muffins around the world.

For the cost of a cup of coffee a day, you can help a Muffin buy a flashlight and some wet wipes so she can climb out of the gutters of philosophy and into the daylight of open mindedness. She can combine her fund with other Muffins and together they can build Muffin schools and get rabies shots.

Please, help.

Save a Muffin from Social Darwinism before it's too late.

 

[cybergirly]

First Post!

oh good lord, somebody smack me.

 

[Siren]

 

[427cobra]

nah i think i'll dunk them tasty muffins in my milk

 

[Azwed]

nah i think i'll dunk them tasty muffins in my milk

Nah I would rather dunk something into one particular tastey muffin.

Now is the Stud going to kill me KM?

 

[427cobra]

Nah I would rather dunk something into one particular tastey muffin.

Now is the Stud going to kill me KM?

i hope not, amigo, who else'll be able to talk about robotech.lol

 

[freakygirl]

What's the address?

 

[nasty1]

Re: Re: Save the Muffins!

For the costs of a cup of coffee, I can enjoy a Muffin.

Not if the StudMuffin has anything to say about it.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Do we get pictures and updates as to what our monies are doing for these muffins?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Grainy black and white photos from a distance of a woman that might be a Muffin doing unspeakably politically incorrect things with men and women up for re-election may be available. But it costs a little more than pennies a day.

 

[427cobra]

i always manage to burn my muffins

 

[Siren]

 

[Azwed]

i always manage to burn my muffins

Ackk rug burn is bad. Can leave scars on occasion.

 

[nasty1]

I always eat my muffins.

 

[Siren]

 

[Laurel]

For the cost of a cup of coffee a day you can help a Muffin get the help she so desperately needs.

Now, is this a Starbucks cup of coffee or a 7-11 cup of coffee?

 

[Private Vasquez]

Do our doations also go toward mini-muffins, or muffin tops?

 

[RisiaSkye]

I always slather my Muffins with Nutella.

 

[427cobra]

what happens when the muffins get stale?

i'm off to bed folks

 

[Siren]

Re: Re: Save the Muffins!

 

[massiffe]

How about Muffin the Mule ?