Saturday night "Let's Get Drunk and Fuck" thread

[Rubyfruit]

~smiles~

Anybody want to join me?

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

why do it in a thread when it can be done on the phone with a few kitchen appliances

 

[sabbathstorm]

Hey can I join in? It's late and it doesn't look like I'm getting any.

 

[april-wine]

Why Don't We Get Drunk Jimmy Buffett

I really do appreciate the fact you're sittin' here
Your voice sounds so wonderful
But your face don't look too clear
So, Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew
Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw.

(Chorus)
Why don't we get drunk and screw
I just bought a waterbed filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen, Honey, I don't think that's true
So, why don't we get drunk and screw.
(Instrumental)
(Repeat chorus)


I'm in.........I got the salt shaker and the tequila and a couple mooseheads............let's get this party rolling......Hmmmmm body shot baby?

 

[Summery]

And to think, I was originally supposed to be in Reno this weekend

 

[Tyrael]

I picked up some wine for drinking but I seem to have forgotten the glasses. Silly me.

Might I just lick the wine off you?

 

[sabbathstorm]

Someone want to teach me how to do body shots? hehe

 

[Rubyfruit]

Tyrael, why don't you splash some of that wine on my tits and lick it off.

 

[Tyrael]

I was hoping you'd ask that, fair lady.

Tyrael pours the wine over Ruby's breasts and cups his hands under the them and lowers his face to them.

His tongue slithers out and plays around her large tits lapping up the sweet wine. He pours some more wine on her nipple and takes it into his mouth sucking the wine off it rolling his tongue around the rapidly stiffening flesh.

He repeats the action on the other nipple squeezing the vacant breast with his hand.

 

[Alley Cat]

body shots are wonderful... Just the thought of them...
sigh

Come over, ill show ya.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

I am willing to ...

do the 2nd thing you mentioned Ruby ....

seeing as how I don't drink... and all.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Oh ladies, I highly recommend you let Tyrael use your body to drink off of.

 

[Alley Cat]

its that good?

One can hope. And Wish.

 

[James Blandings]

Ruby, you are the hottest thing on two feet. Or in your avatar, on one.

 

[morninggirl5]

Maybe this thread needs a song to help kickstart it.

Why Don't We Get Drunk
As performed by Jimmy Buffett
Written in 1973, but did not make the Top 40 charts
I really do, appreciate, the fact you're sittin here
Your voice sounds so wonderful, but your face don't look so clear
So barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew,
Honey why don't we get drunk, and screw?

Why don't we get drunk, and screw?
I just bought a waterbed, it's filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen,
Honey I don't think that's true,
So why don't we get drunk, and screw?

SOLO

Why don't we get drunk, and screw?
I just bought a waterbed, it's filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen,
Honey I don't think that's true,
So why don't we get drunk, and screw, Yeah now baby, I said
Why don't we get drunk, and screw,

 

[Lasz]

Wow such a great thread, and to think I am sober tonight.

Well someone had to be the designated driver.

Laz

 

[Ice Cold]

Now if we are going to drink, I want to do some naked jello shots off of someone's breast. If you are going to do something you might as well do it right.

Cherry jello would be preferred.

 

[JazzManJim]

Why Don't We Get Drunk Jimmy Buffett

I had that song completely ruined for me at a Buffet concert I saw when I was perhaps 24 or so. There were three 70-year old woman in shorts and tank tops right in front of me singing that at the top of their lungs. They were dancing too.

It wasn't pleasant. There was...jiggling...where there really shouldn't have been jiggling. One of them winked at me.

Mommy.....

 

[Aphrodisiac]

My ... my ... my ....

* walking over to Jazzy .... wrapping my arms around your neck and ever so lightly licking your mouth with the tip of my tongue *


Hi ... there...

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: My ... my ... my ....

* walking over to Jazzy .... wrapping my arms around your neck and ever so lightly licking your mouth with the tip of my tongue *


Hi ... there...

*taking her in his arms and kissing her lightly*

You know I don't need a drop of alcohol to show you the night of our lives.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Re: Re: My ... my ... my ....

*taking her in his arms and kissing her lightly*

You know I don't need a drop of alcohol to show you the night of our lives.

*licking your lips .... * Mmmmm ....

You are the drink I have been craving...

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: Re: Re: My ... my ... my ....

*licking your lips .... * Mmmmm ....

You are the drink I have been craving...

You can always drink as deeply as you wish.