Satisfaction is...

[matriarch]

I wish this thread wouldn't keep getting bumped. LOL!

Any chance that we hide it now? Anyboy got any disappearing dust?

Lew hasn't read it yet and he might run screaming if he does.



Lou

OK Lou.
Deal.
YOu help me with my picture-posting problem (is this your house thread), and I won'tmention this thread ever again.

Mat

 

[Guest]

OK Lou.
Deal.
YOu help me with my picture-posting problem (is this your house thread), and I won'tmention this thread ever again.

Mat

LOL! Ok, it's a done deal.

Phew, that was easy! I wonder what everyone else will want...?

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I wish this thread wouldn't keep getting bumped. LOL!

Any chance that we hide it now? Anyboy got any disappearing dust?

 

[Guest]

I have a long memory. This evil deed will not be forgotten.

Lou

 

[Svenskaflicka]

And here I was, thinking about taking a break from Lit to go and make dinner for myself.

All of a sudden, I have an urge for something COMPLETELY different.





In fact, I don't think I'll eat again for a week.

 

[Guest]

And here I was, thinking about taking a break from Lit to go and make dinner for myself.

All of a sudden, I have an urge for something COMPLETELY different.





In fact, I don't think I'll eat again for a week.

Bahahaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

Sawrrrrrrrrry.

Lou

P.S. Goddammotherfuckingthread bumped again.

 

[Guest]

In fact, I don't think I'll eat again for a week.

Ya know, Swede, comments like that are going to make people go back and read the whole thread.

Perdita (sorry, Loulou)

 

[Guest]

Oh, the shame!

 

[Guest]

Oh, the shame!

Ha! You're loving it you sicko lass.

P.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

You yanks... you are shocked when someone walks around in public in a red lace bra, but you have no problems discussing the contens of your pores.

Over here, we Don't Speak Of Such Things - we stick to more socially acceptable topics for conversation, such as religion, politics, and sexual preferences.

Speaking of that, I found this amazing anal vibrator on-line the other day, it's supposed to really send the guy into orbit...

 

[Guest]

Ha! You're loving it you sicko lass.

P.

Drat! Rumbled!

 

[Guest]

You yanks... you are shocked when someone walks around in public in a red lace bra, but you have no problems discussing the contens of your pores.

Over here, we Don't Speak Of Such Things - we stick to more socially acceptable topics for conversation, such as religion, politics, and sexual preferences.

Speaking of that, I found this amazing anal vibrator on-line the other day, it's supposed to really send the guy into orbit...

I am deeply offended.

 

[matriarch]

Sorry Lou,

I tried.

I guess you just going to have to make them an offer they won't refuse..........

I don't have the slightest idea what you have that they would want that much. Do you??

Mat

 

[Guest]

it's supposed to really send the guy into orbit...

Only the guy? P.

 

[Guest]

I am deeply offended.

Swede, you just called Loulou a Yank. That's as bad as you being called Sven. Just saying. P.

 

[Guest]

Sorry Lou,

I tried.

I guess you just going to have to make them an offer they won't refuse..........

I don't have the slightest idea what you have that they would want that much. Do you??

Mat

A nice cup of tea???

Lou

 

[Guest]

Swede, you just called Loulou a Yank. That's as bad as you being called Sven. Just saying. P.

Quite!

Thanks, P. LOL!

Lou

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I was referring to the yanks she had been talking to...

Oh, allright!


Sorry, Lou! I apologize for calling you a yank!

Now, you Brits...

 

[Guest]

I was referring to the yanks she had been talking to...

Oh, allright!


Sorry, Lou! I apologize for calling you a yank!

Now, you Brits...

Heeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeee!

Cheers, babe!

 

[Marsipanne]

I've never actually spoken about my pores in such detail before. It's kind of a taboo subject, as are periods (this is really stupid, in my opinion). I have a couple of mega-prude friends who get embarrassed when I talk about sex (they've got the no sex before marriage thing going on). I invented a little thing called STD: Systematic Taboo Destruction. Hopefully talking about so-called taboo subjects a lot will destroy their taboo. I mean, incest counts as taboo here, which is reasonable, but honestly, sex shouldn't be.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Only the guy? P.

Guys have their G-spot inside the anus, women have theirs inside their cunt.

Ergo, an anal vibrator stimulates the guy's G-spot. For stimulating a woman's G-spot, call my ex, Anthony.

 

[Guest]

You want to know what's still way taboo? Menopause. Not even women (pre-menopausal) want to know about it. P.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

. . . For stimulating a woman's G-spot, call my ex, Anthony.

If he is an ex Anthony, what should I call him now

 

[Guest]

Guys have their G-spot inside the anus, women have theirs inside their cunt.

I didn't know that. Gee, you'd think there'd be more gay sex if that's true.

I loooovvvvvvve my G-spot. P.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Guys who are not afraid of seeming gay love to have their G-spot massaged - like this friend of mine, E, her husband loves to get a finger or a toy up his ass when she's sucking him - really makes him explode, she says.

I've tried convincing Hubby to try this, but he refuses, saying that only gay guys like having things up their ass.

I explain the G-spot thing until my face turns blue, but he still won't admit that a straight guy could find such a thing sexy.

He's so homophobic!