Satan in the Church

[thumbs2_ca]

A few minutes before the church services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from the evil incarnate.

Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming
oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.
"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
"Nope."
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't
you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years

 

[lovetoread]

 

[thumbs2_ca]

lol

Yea I got a chuckle out of this but I am easily amused.

 

[missy2]

SATAN?? Well, isn't that special! LMFAO!!

 

[lovetoread]

Heh,you were talking to my ex husband wasnt you?

 

[Cheyenne]

I sent this to family members, etc. I loved it!
Reminded me of a soon to be ex-relative.

 

[Dillinger]

I think its really classy when they line the pews with satan. So comfortable, so silky.

 

[Starfish]

I don't get it.

What the hell?

 

[Cibo]

LOL!

 

[Sillyman]

I think its really classy when they line the pews with satan. So comfortable, so silky.

Reminds me of the "Worship Satin" graffito my Mom once saw in subway. Of course it was San Francisco, so you never know.